kucing

He messaged me on facebook. Hah.

But am not going to elaborate more about it sebab naik bosanla pulakk cakap pasal dia ni, kalau nak tau apa dia cakap message me or twitter me okies.

Tak pun baca jelah status fb aku hehe.

Anyway today while I was outside the house I heard two kucing bergaduh.

Turned out to be MJ bergaduh dengan Titten. Both of them was at one of my neighbours balcony. Not a balconyla actually tapi macam bahagian atas rumah depan balcony. Ah whateverlah tak reti aku nak explain.

I think it was Titten yang mula-mula dulu baring dekat balcony tu, tapi lepas tu MJ datang. I knew MJ came later sebab dia sama-sama dekat dapur dengan aku tadi.

But being MJ the Queen, she go and slap Titten on the face and apa lagi, bergumpallah dua ekor tu.

Seranggg

Aku marah betul bila MJ buat prangai macam ni. Dia selalu macam ni tau, tak suka nak share. Nak dia sorang jeee. Kalau aku sayang kucing lain ke apa, mulalah moody and jealous.

So dari jauh aku jerit

“MJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!! Don’t!! Kakak pukul nanti!”

Macam mak tiri ok, habisla jiran-jiran aku semua dengar hehe , siapala budak gila yang menjerit pagi-pagi buta ni.

Anyway, she backed off bila dengar jeritan puaka aku tu and Titten pon baring balik sambil buat muka tenang [wahh kucing ada muka tenangkah?]

And I continued doing what I was doing.

Tetibaaaaaaaaa

Meowww grr ngiauuuuuuuuuuuuuuu riowwwwwwwwwwwwww wiowwwwwwwww *sila baca dengan nada kucing, sedikit dengung

I turned and saw MJ pushing Titten.

And Titten fell down from the balcony.

I was like…Titten!!!

Janganlah mati ke patah ke apa.

Thank God she was ok, walked at me and mintak manja.

I know that cats have the ability to balance themselves on air daripada jatuh from high places tapi aku tetap seriau.

Buatnya Titten jenis kucing menggelupur macam aku, komfem masa jatuh tu menggelupur so tak sempat balance.

I scolded MJ who was by that moment, lying down with a triumph face, conquering the balcony.

And you know what she did?

From her initial position facing me, dia terus bangun dan membelakangkan aku.

Cisss!

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Tagged as: cats, facebook, kucing, pengote, pet

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I was enjoying the fast Internet connection in his office last Saturday when my nose caught a very familiar but tengik smell.

Bau kencing kucing.

Manala pulak kucing dekat ofis niii. Kembang kuncupkan hidung dengan lebih rapid and detected that the smell came from me. Could it be my baby t kah? Cannot be, before I wear it just now, it smelled like new [it is new anyway, baju free ros kamal kasi hehe]. And then I realised oh my taik, the smell must came from my bra. Tadi memula aku pakai bra lace bunga-bunga only to realize the baby t look funny with that type of bra and since nak cepat I just capai my t shirt bra and wear it in a hurry.

Aku sniff sekali lagi. Dah sahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Bodoh sial kucing aku nii. Macamla takde tempat lain nak kencing. Dekat bra akula pulak kaunak kencinggggggggg. Mementang fluffy, ada pad sedapp je kau nak kencing. Keji gila!

Was it you MJ?

ah beng & ah lian

Or was it you two haaah?

Me: Shitla, got cat pee on my bra. My tetek must smell like cat’s pee now and the smell is giving me a headache.
Him: Hmm take off your bra then.
Me: What? Take off my bra in this office?
Him: Yalah, you take off and washla, let them dry for a while.

Wahhhhhhhh. Dry? Dry whereeeee? Atas kerusi orang lainnn?

Him: Or you just spray somethinglah, so it will smell nice.
Me: Nicer kah if spray something? Will smell more pening gotlah.

Gila kecutla nips aku nanti tak pakai bra duduk dalam office sejuk ni tak pon, tetap akan kecut sebab komfemmm bra tu tak sempat kering.

Lepas tu nanti siapa-siapa ntah tengok security kamera nampak seorang budak yang mula-mula tetek saiz macam buah apple tengah tengok dalam baju cium-cium. Tak lama kemudian dari saiz apple bertukar kismis, pulak tu WTF is she doing by holding her bra dan membasuh di dalam tempat basuh tangann? Adalah malu jika begitu ya!

Anak siapakah iniiiiiiiii?

And imagine, being me yang terlupa dan menggelupur lepas aku jemur aku terlupa nak ambik. Hari isnin bila orang masuk kerja they will go like

“Eee- yer, who’s fucking bra is this?” sambil memegang menggunakan dua jari.

Tapi jangan kasi tau orang lain, at last aku bukak jugak sebab tak tahan bau.Tapi lepas tu bila nak balik aku pakaila balik. Malu I taw ala-ala topless di ofis [toplessla sangat kan].

Diam-diam la tau. Alif lam lam ha.

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Tagged as: cat, kucing, pee

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