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Hampir terberak

by chics on 4 December 2009 · 20 comments

One thing that I notice about Herba Life is, it makes me berak everyday. On time pulak tu, asal celik je mata terus rasa nak berak.

Walaupun berat aku stilll jugak macam tu tapi bab berak, fuh memang terasa kekosongan perut [or intestine of whatever, aku tak tahu]

Which is a very good thing.

Hari tu Peej ada cakap, aku ni sungguh keji suka cerita pasal berak dekat blog and dekat twitter tapi macamanala, berak adalah natural dan ternyata memang stim hehe.

Anyway, ini adalah berkisar cerita yang sama, so kepada penggeli, pemalu dan whatever it is jangan bacala hehe.

Kalautak cerita memang tak boleh jadi aku nak kene cerita jugak.

Hari tu, I think he woke up extra late so as usual he asked me to send him. Usually I will send him to the bus stop near my house tapi hari tu sebab dah lambat, he asked me to send him to the lrt station, which aku tak dengar. Aku still ingat bus stop.

That time I feel the sensation [wah sensation kah?] nak terberak already but then I think, ala tak bestla berak rushing, balik karangla berak. Baru best kan.

Tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bila dia terus masuk highway bayar tol peluh aku mula menggila. Perut tak payah cakapla kan.

Me: Eh where are we going?
He: LRT stationlah. I told you just now

Me: Ok. Tapi I nak terbelakkk. Fuckkkkkk

Nasib baik jam sesikit je tu pon dah habis kemut dah , berpeluh tak payah cakap. Bulu roma pon dah tegak gila.

When we reached the lrt station, he asked me to turun and go to the toilet. I wanted to, the thing was the toilet is only available to those who paid the ticket. Ye la kan, kalau dekat LRT, toilet dia dekat dalam, lepas swipe tiket baru boleh masuk.

I was thinking to go to the petrol station across the street. But to get there using the care have to lalu section 14 dulu, u turn dulu, traffic light bla..blaa

Masa ni aku dah terfikir, kemaklaaaaaaaaaaa camana ni? Macam dah tak boleh nak tahannn. Kentut-kentut panas pun dah mula keluar walaupun aku cuba mengawal. Bahaya kentut panas ni, sekali kau lepas, dua kali rasa nak ebrak menggila, so kene kawal [apakahh?]

Damn you Herba Life! [Wah tetibe]

Masa tu macam ahhhhhhhhhhhh hentikan seksaaan iniiiiiiiiiiii. Apa kata aku berak jeee dalam sluar? Lepas tu basuhlaaaaa.

Ini adalah kata-kata orang tersepit dan desperate tapi tetibe terdengar bisikan waras

“Apa kau gila chics? Tahan sikitt je lagi, tahannnn. Dah dekat dah niiii”

Finela, aku tahan! Tapi kalau ter..ter tak tahu ok!

Masa nila pulak ada mamat feng tau yang bawak kereta slow, selalunya feng tau kan bawak kereta macam cibai,ni tak depan traffic light dia tersengguk-sengguk lepas tu slowwwwww.

Tak pepernah aku marah mamat feng tau tak bawak laju, tapiii ini semua terjadiii bila buluroma aku dah tegak 90 darjah beserta berpeluh di dalam air cond.

Disebabkan pengalaman mengemut, I managed to hold sampailah ke steyen minyak tu. Keluar dengan menggelupur dan tiba-tiba menyedari zip tak tutup.

Pundeklaaaaaaaaa. Tapi dah tak kesah dah, depan abang tukang pam tu jugak aku belasah zip, takde buat-buat pusing belakang baru nak zip.

Dah ohhhh, saat di dalam toilet itu ternyata saat yang terindah!

Tagged as: berak, Herbalife

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Macam macam hal

by chics on 9 November 2009 · 10 comments

in crap, random

Random things on my mind right now.

Aku benci tangga dekat rumah aku, coz it’s ugly. Ruang kosong sebelah tangga tu pun aku benci so I told myself I’ll get something to cover it, to distract myself dari berasa marah bila melihat.

So I bought a plant. Aku ingat, wah bestnya ada pokok takdela buruk sangat, walaupun takdela best mana pokok tu haha.

Janji boleh coverla sesikit.

But I forgot that I have two beruk jadian [yang bertopengkan kucing] that are staying with me. Tak sampai sehari, pokok tu jadi macam ni

Kasihan Mikey

Hari ni bahagian tu dah sangat kering dan aku asyik terlupa nak potong [okla kadang-kadang aku ingat tapi aku termalas hehe]

Dan adalah sangat risau, despite aku siram selalu tapi macam nak mati. Janganlah mati, adakah nak kene bubuh baja atau adakah tangan aku panas?

Orang kata, kalau tangan panas, tumbuk sambal belacan jadi sangat pedas – aku punya sambal blacan memang selalu pedas dan ada orang kata, kalau orang tangan panas, bila dia tampar muka orang perit gila.

Hmm, itu kene tanya ex akula hehe.

Setelah sekian lama beli, baru semalam makan ice cream jepun – ok aku tatau nama dia apala tapi beli dekat kedai jepun

Kiutla

Perisa ni tak pernah makan, selalu makan perisa apricot tapi masa hari tu takde. Sebenarnya gatal nak beli bukan sebab nak makan sangat tapi sebab dioarang kiut hehe. Sebenarnya ada ice cream bentuk ikan jugak tapi nak yang buah-buahan jugakkk [getik gila]

Yang watermelon saya punya, yang honeydew orang tu punya.

isi dia

Tetibe aku rasa karpet aku buruk, ee apsal dia kluar kaler macam tu? Sheesh

So how’s the rasa? Ok-okla kot, I prefer the apricot more tapi sukeee boleh simpan bekas diaaa [nak buat apa pon tak tau]

Despite ramai yang try herbalife, aku baru minum hari ni, itupun sebab aku teringat aku ada satu box yang dikasi oleh emak bedmate. Kang expiredla pulak, tak pon balik Christmas nanti kene soal you drink already or not? Menggelupur nak jawab.

Walaupun perisa cappuccino aku telan juga, not bad initially. Tapi lepas tu rasa loya sebab I hate coffee.

Orang kata, minum ni tak lapar, tapi apasal aku lapar? Lalu terpaksa men-stim 2 keping mantaou – konon-konon nak dietla ni, tapi aku rasa kejap lagi aku mesti masak meggie hehe

Alamak hari nak hujan. Aku adalah tak sidai baju lagi

Ye dah nak petang tapi aku tak sidai baju lagi, tsk tsk teruknya budak ni.

Yelah-yelah sidaila ni, dalam kawasan tertutup ada atap on takpe, kang tak pepasal ada orang pergi kerja tak pakai sepnder sebab tak sidai.

Ok dah tu je. Tata

Tagged as: Herbalife, Japanese ice cream, plants, random

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Dinner at Bubba Gump, The Curve

by chics on 1 September 2009 · 17 comments

in family, food, review

His mother decided to come down for a shopping spree. It was a short notice [dia memang macam gini ok suke je nak datang membeli belah bagai] but we managed to have dinner on the merdeka eve.

Initially some of the aunties wanted to tag along so they made some arrangement to eat at Changkat Bukit Bintang tetibe tak jadila pulak, so I suggested we go to Bubba Gump. Have been wanting to go there since so long tapi tak pernah berkesempatan.

Berbuka ala kadar at home, we shoot off to The Curve.

Happy he he

I have no idea what to order, he suggested that I order the ramadhan set, consists of bread, salad, main course, drinks and dessert. It’s about RM 41++ per person.

I was like.. hoh banyaknyaaa but he said “It’s ok, I’ll eat whatever you don’t want”

Okies fine. I went for that.

For appertiser we had cajun shrimp- love it, especially the dipping/sautee.

My main course

Of Course We Have Scampi!

I like it. It tasted lemonish with lots of shrimp but I like it. I always like lightly-sauced pasta anyway. I didn’t finish the bread sebab dalam course aku ada kasi bread and the cajun shrimp also comes with bread.

Both sister and mother tak nak makan bread, so I have [have kah? haha] to eat it.

His food

Fish and chips

Instead of using dory they use baramundi [Ok, I dunno what type of fish is that]. He ordered small portion tapi small dia adalah bagak okkk. Love the fries and the dip though.

Being a nerd, he finished his meal reading the newspaper yang jadi pengalas fish and chips itu. Ok, he didn’t finish it, tapau-ed sebab tak habis.

The sister’s food

The Bourbon Street Baramundi

I sampled it and it was setappp.

His mother’s food

Salmon & Veggie Skillet

She didn’t want to have shrimp so she went for the salmon. Aku rasa sedikit, it was ok, maybe kene makan banyak baru tahu rasa sebenar.

By the time my dessert came, parut aku pon dah nak pecah, so did everyone else sebab diorang semua tanak share dessert dengan aku.

Mama's bread pudding

Sungguh manis and sinful. The bottom part was purely caramel.

We spent more than 2 hours there, cerita benda mengarut and mengumpat tah sesapa [aku tak kenal so aku dengar jela]. I love them, they allow me to be bongok and don’t mind being bongok themselves hehe.

Before we part, his mother gave us something.

Guess what's inside the wrapping?

It is belacan bintulu. One of the aunties made it for us, I love the smell, busuk tapi ohhhhhhh.

And yeah, the herbalife *frown.

It’s either

a) She think we [I] are fat and need to shed some weight

b) She wants us to be healthy.

I think it’s the latter, they are one health concious family, The first time I came to their house aku adalah terkejut bila mereka buang kulit ayam and cooked ayam, dibalut dengan kertas minyak, so the kertas will absorb the minyak.

I mean..oh man, hilanglah kesedapan ayam bila buang kulit ayam kann.

Anyway, the herbalife is cappucino flavoured. Like..errrrrr..can I not drink them?

I think I might not, gooey thing with cappucino flavoured dah cukup buat aku pening.

Tapii kan kan.. kat rumah aku ada seorang manusia garang yang komfemm akan paksa aku minum, camana?

Tagged as: Belacan bintulu, Bubba Gump, Herbalife, Iftar, The Curve

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