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Emak dah ada FB!

by chics on Monday, 20 December 2010 - 12 am · 34 comments

Yesterday ayah and emak came to my place because ayah needed to use the Internet. Somehow the maxis modem at the house tak boleh guna.

After ayah did his thing, emak pulak tiba-tiba nak check tupperware dia. Fine, tapi lepas tu tanya dekat aku apa website dia and apa password for her account. Like apakah ok? Nasib baik aku ingat.

Ingatkan lepas dah check tuppwerware terus nak pergi makan tapi tetibe

Emak: Na, mak nak tengok gambar Aie kawen yang Cik Ita upload dekat Facebook.

Me: Kene ada account baru boleh tengok.

Emak: Pakai account awaklaaaa

Me: Haaa? Tak naklaaaa. Account kita rahsialaaa, mak tak boleh tengok!

*Seriously, please la emak, takkan nak tengok FB aku yang penuh dengan rahsia, onak dan duri itu?

Emak: Ah, kalau macam tu bukakkan mak FB, kawan-kawan mak semua adaaa.

Ahh sudahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Me: Tak payahlaaaaaaaaa.

Emak: Nakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Cepatttla, Aunty Norin kata dia pun ada FB ¹

With that she smsed Aunty Norin tanya pasal FB account dia.

Memang aku dah tak boleh lari dahla kan?

So I had to create an account for her, menggunakan email dia yang turut di buat oleh aku.

Emak menaip menggunakan 1 jari. Comel

Disebabkan aku tak tahan nak tunggu dia taip satu-satu, aku pun taipkanlah untuk dia and added some of the people that she knows.

Account FB emak

Lepas tu dia macam kecewa,

Emak: Macamana orang nak tahu itu mak? Takde muka mak pon!

Me: Oh itu nanti mak kene upload gambarla.

Emak: Ohhhh yeeee? Eh, awak tak add Cik Ita ke?

Me: Takkk. Tak nakkk. Tak boleh.

Emak: Abis tu, emak boleh add awak tak?

Me: Tak bolehh. Jangannnn.

Emak: Hish, terukla awak ni tau!

Honestly, I might sound kejam tapi seriouslyyyyyyyyy, emak aku mungkin akan sakit otak bila dia nampak apa yang ada dalam account FB aku dan aku akan terjangkit sakit otak bila dia jumpa link blog ni.

She wanted to do more actually but she had to go sebab ayah dah bising ajak makan sebab dia dah lapar.

I send them off at my door.

“Eh, nanti besok mak datang ye, mak nak Fb lagi. Hihi”

And ayah menyampuk, tu mesti nak upload gambarla tu!

Habislaaaa. Habislaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Aunty Norin adalah kawan sepenarian ↩

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by chics on Monday, 2 August 2010 - 12 am · 12 comments

in family

I spent the day with my emak today. Went for lunch at wong solo [dah ada dekat shah alam -->jakunn!] and then we went to the Metrojaya sale at Stadium Malawati.

In the car we chatted about the coming short gateway that my family [cousins and unties + uncles] will be going this weekend. I can’t go. Bluergh

Me: Tula, Yana [my cousin] bukan main excited nak pergi. Siap cakap nak buat berbeque, karaoke sampai penat bagai.
Emak: Memangla, eh bila awak cakap dengan dia?

Me: Dekat facebookla, mana lagi
Emak: Ohh facebook. Hari tu mak ada borak dengan dia pasal facebook. Mak tanya camana nak buat? Tanya awak, awak cakap tak payah je memanjang.

Aku adalah panik. Apaaaaaaaaaaaa? Mak nak ada facebook? Sudahhhhhhhhhh. Mula-mula facebook, lepas tu link aku lepas tu teruss tau pasal blog aku.

Mati.

Me: Aaa tak payahhh, kawan mak semua dah tua, mana reti nak facebook [kurang ajar tak hehe?]

Emak: Tula, kawan mak pun semua buta IT macam mak. Tapi Yana cerita macam best je. Boleh update-update. Di kata kadang-kadang awak pun update. Ada satu hari tu dia kata, awak update satatus awak “Saya buncit!”

Saya buncittttttttttt? Apakahh?

Yang cousin aku ni ponnnnnnnn, bab aku update bila aku buncit jela baru nak ingat. Bila aku update aku jelita ke menawan ke [ha!] bukan nak ingat.

Tapi serious, aku agak panik sekarang. Tolongla jangan dia membangkitkan issue nak bukak facebook ni lagi ok.

Anyway, I had a fun day with her.

Walaupun, kadang-kadang mak aku ni suka buat aku sakit otak but at the end of everything when shit happen, she’s the one that I will turn to.

Few days ago she made some revelation to me, something yang aku susah nak percaya. Susah nak percaya that she had to go through all that and susah nak percaya for the woman she is [naga] she is still where she is now.

I used to tell people that I don’t want to be like her but you know what, now I wish I could be like her.

Kuat.

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by chics on Tuesday, 6 July 2010 - 9 am · 23 comments

in family

Few days ago, while I was at emak’s house I saw stacks of dvd on the tv cabinet. Interesting movies I would say, including a dvd yang aku teringin sangat nak tengok – pensil.

So I thought, takpela karang-karangla aku tengok. Least that I know I had to spent few nights somewhere else, so adalah kempunan.

There isn’t any exciting activities here so I smsed my mum to bring some dvds since she will be visiting me that day. I wrote,

” Emak nanti datang bawak dvd atas tv tajuk alice in wonderland, ayat-ayat cinta dengan pensil”

After that I dozed off.

Adalah terbangun bila dengar emak meletakkan barang sambil menyusun bunga [pelik ok dekat hospital pun nak susun bunga]. When she saw me oepened my eyes, she handed me the dvds. I didn’t look into the plastic bag sebab nanti-nantilah, bukannya nak tengok sekarang.

And the she opened her bag to look for something and she said