cats

But, when I wanted to take my shower, I noticed something grey in between two railings in the kitchen. Ahh sudahh, aku macam dah agak apa bendanya, when I came closer, sahhh that cencurut. Lying motionless, mungkin dah mati.

This is the part that I hate, membuang bangkai binatang.

But I had to do it since there is no one else in this house except me. So I took the garbage bag and using a plastic bag, I reached for that cencurut

Tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Tiba-tiba dia, bergerakkk, mendecit lalu berlari-lari seketika sebelum berhenti berehat.

Celakalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, hidup lagi rupanyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Trauma kejap aku.

Aku biarkan dia dulu dengan hati risau

a) Is he in pain? He must be, gigi kucing agak berbisa so kesan gigitan mesti rasa sangat berbisa. Poor thing :(

b) Mesti dia akan mati slowly dan besok mesti bau busuk. Dannnnnn mesti akuuuu yang nak kene kutip. Arghhhhhhh

Aku ingatkan dia dah tak bergerak dari spot tu dah but like I wrote earlier sekarang kucing aku tengah gila main kejar-kejar.

Ella was the culprit and has always been the culprit. Few weeks ago, tangkap burung, sebelum itu tikus dekat luar, and then cicak besar yang sangat weird rupanya, cicak kecik and entah apa lagi.

She will play with them, torture them dan kemudian tinggal dan akulah pencacai yang akan terpaksa melangsaikan kesemuanya.

Chebai.

Jadi aku telah mengadu kepada swirly akan perilaku kucing-kucing kami, swirly  ketawa-ketawa sambil berkata

“Ohh, she just want to give some presents to you”

Presents? Presentttttttsssss?

At then I remembered a comic by the oatmeal yang bertajuk How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.

Focus at "bringing you dead animal"

Bukan gift katanya tapi warning.

Hahah, adakah Ella cuba memberi aku warning?

Are our cats plotting to kill me?

To think of it, Ah Beng tiap-taip malam buat salah satu yang di tulis dalam senarai ini.

Tiap-tiap malam itulah kerja dia, adakah dia sedang mengecek mana-mana internal organ aku yang lemah untuk di serang kemudian hari?

Oh no. Hehe [wahh gelak pulak, tak takut ye?]

You should read that comic, sangat kelakar dan comel juga.

Tapi decitan cencurut yang masih kedengaran ini tak comel. Aku harap dia tak mati di tempat yang tersorok or else I will have a biggg problem locating the dead body dan terpaksa berpandukan bau bangkai.

Yucks.

Oh cats, whyyyy? Why can’t you do all this presents or threat or whatever when abang is around?

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.