I am not sure whether you realised or not but I think kucing betina adalah sama meng-inherit sifat penyibuk seperti perempuan. If you don’t have cats obviously you would notlah kan. But my female cats kesemuanya adalah penyibuk. Pantang aku bawak plastik sibukk nak bau-bau nak tengok kat dalam ada apa. Pantang aku buat kerja sibuk nak lalu atas keyboard nak tekan-tekan sampai chloe jammed or screen jadi tahapaer-hape. Dan juga pantang aku bukak almari, sibuklaaaa nak masuk tengok. Eee.
Anyway.
After waking up around 11 [hehe] yesterday, I tried to look for MJ but could not find her. So I thought, she must went somewhere, outside menido dirumah orang maybe. That time, emak already left for her kelas mengaji.
Around 1 something, I heard emak talking to kakak, meaning dia dah balikla tu. I wanted to walk down to see her when miumiu mintak manja. So I went to her and that was when I heard the bunyi grekk..greekk..as if somebody is sawing something. Dah siapa pulak nak menggergaji dalam rumah ni?
Being curious I went into emak’s room trying to determine dari manakah datangnya bunyi itu. Makin lama makin dekat until I realised bunyi itu datang dari dalam almari emak. Ah sudah. Siapala pulak main gergaji dalam almari ni? Janganlah tiba-tiba aku bukak ada freddy kruger ke apa kan.
Yet I opened it.
Plop.
Seekor makhluk berbulu greyish blue melompat keluar.Dengan penuh gaya menggelupur.
God know how long she was trapped inside.
I hugged her but she wriggled. Bau almari sial, bau kayu and her chest was beating fast. Bukan chest diala jantung dielakan. Badan dah panas, berpeluh-peluh kot eh, kucing berpeluh ke? And she refused to be fondled or pujuk by me. Aku rasa dia adalah trauma.
Aku kesian pon ada tapi nak gelak. Tula siapa suruh menyibuk sangat. She must had jumped into the cupboard while emak was busy getting ready. And being emak yang turut menggelupur sebab nak cepat, I think she must had shut the cupboard’s doors without looking. Yelah, siapala pulak nak cek ada apa kat dalam before tutup almari kan ? [well at least not me lah kan].
The menggergaji sound that I heard must be her, scratching her way out. Komfemlah jahanam almari tu dikerjakan dan komfemlah ros kamal akan mengamuk bila dia pulang kelak. Apa aje benda dalam rumah ni yang tak dijahanamkan oleh kucing?
From outside cupboard view. Agaknya tangan dia dah berjaya keluar tapi apalah seekor kucing mampu buat untuk melawan pintu almari yang besar dan degil? Mesti pintu tu macam “Hahahahaha, cubalahh cubaaaaaaa. Hahaha”[macam dalam cerita-cerita lama]
Inside, left door. Gila dalam
Inside, right door. By the look of the depth of the cakaran aku dapat imagine macaman menggelupurnya MJ masa dia terkurung. Sure die macam bukakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk..bukakkkkkkkkkkkkkk..ngiauuuuuuuuuuuu..ngiauuuuuuuuuu.. $$%^&T$$%^^#$## [mencarut dalam bahasa kucing]
The thing is, after she was freed, she didn’t even mewed at all. Senyap dan macam stunt.
It took her almost a day to go back to her normal self. Aku ingatkan dia dah insaf tapi nakkkkkkkk jugak tido dalam bilik emak, tak nak tido dalam bilik aku. Gila tak mengenang jasalah dia ni. Tanggang betul.
Besok, kalau terkurung lagi padan muka!
Eh on the second thought, tak naklah. Kesian dia, nanti kalau dia lemas macamana? Tak naklah.
Pengajaran cerita: Jangan suka menyibuk. Kalau tak kene kurung, anda pasti akan dimaki atau dicili.
