Titten tits [ee mcm pantun] are getting worst. I decide to bring her to the vet at section 13. That is the nearestlah.
The name of the vet is honesty pet shop. Apa yang honest pon aku tataulah sebab dah sekor kucing aku mati dekat situ [tapi ajal maut ditangan Tuhan kan] lepas tu mahal pulak tu. The last time we went there was when ah beng got kidney stones and urethra bocor which cost almost RM1K. Aku ni kecoh je lebih tapi bukan aku yang bayar pon hehe.
Tak kesahla whether the vet is being honest or not tapi hari ni aku nak jadi honest. Doktor haiwan di klinik itu adalah sangat hemsem okkk. Actually I have already prasan his hemsem-ness during our visit with ah beng. But that time ah beng condition was critical and swirly was worried, apakah perlu aku buat-buat muka teruja tengok muka doctor tu? Haruslah aku buat muka risau dan berkerut-kerut kan. Biar seimbang dengan keadaan dan mood.
But today, the condition was not as serious as before. Until the observation period end, Titten condition is still undecided. So I had the chance mengecapi kehemseman doctor itu sambil die memegang-megang tetek titten yang membengkak.
Hehe. Hemsem.
Dahla hemsem, penyelamat pula
Oh chentaa.
Speaking of doctor, I have one cerita keji yang berunsur takut. This happened last month when I was attacked with food poisoning.
Keadaan adalah sangat taik dan meletihkan. I have to visit the toilet every half an hour either to berak or to muntah till the extent aku pakai towel je. And my body was already weak, dehydrated even I drank few packet of ors.
Eventually I was dragged to the clinic dimana aku mmg tak laratnya, terus memakai sluar. That time, the owner of the clinic a lady was the doctor in charge. So I went to the consultation room dengan tiba tiba aku berasa panic bila dia kata “ok baring, bukak sluar ye, saya nak cek perut”
Adalah berasa sangat takut kerana baru tersedar hanya memakai seluar sahaja tanpa seluar dalam. Yela tau, tadi tak larat, nak cepat, terus je pakai sluar. Takut okkkkkkkkkk takuttttttttttttttttttt. Nanti dia ingat aku saja-saja nak bogel dalam klinik dia. Takk okkkkkkkk.
Saya bukan flasher.
Tak pon dia pikir “Ni budak mana ni tak suke pakai panty ni” Tak ke malu aku ni?
Fret not, nothing happen. Tiada imej yang tercalar.
Ok, berasa malu tiba-tiba.
Sudah.








