Pets

Doctors

by chics on Thursday, 6 March 2008 - 12 am · 0 comments

in crap,keji thought,Pets

Titten tits [ee mcm pantun] are getting worst. I decide to bring her to the vet at section 13. That is the nearestlah.

The name of the vet is honesty pet shop. Apa yang honest pon aku tataulah sebab dah sekor kucing aku mati dekat situ [tapi ajal maut ditangan Tuhan kan] lepas tu mahal pulak tu. The last time we went there was when ah beng got kidney stones and urethra bocor which cost almost RM1K.  Aku ni kecoh je lebih tapi bukan aku yang bayar pon hehe.

Tak kesahla whether the vet is being honest or not tapi hari ni aku nak jadi honest. Doktor haiwan di klinik itu adalah sangat hemsem okkk. Actually I have already prasan his hemsem-ness during our visit with ah beng. But that time ah beng condition was critical and swirly was worried, apakah perlu aku buat-buat muka teruja tengok muka doctor tu? Haruslah aku buat muka risau dan berkerut-kerut kan. Biar seimbang dengan keadaan dan mood.

But today, the condition was not as serious as before. Until the observation period end, Titten condition is still undecided. So I had the chance mengecapi kehemseman doctor itu sambil die memegang-megang tetek titten yang membengkak.

Hehe. Hemsem.
Dahla hemsem, penyelamat pula
Oh chentaa.

Speaking of doctor, I have one cerita keji yang berunsur takut. This happened last month when I was attacked with food poisoning.

Keadaan adalah sangat taik dan meletihkan. I have to visit the toilet every half an hour either to berak or to muntah till the extent aku pakai towel je. And my body was already weak, dehydrated even I drank few packet of ors.

Eventually I was dragged to the clinic dimana aku mmg tak laratnya, terus memakai sluar. That time, the owner of the clinic a lady was the doctor in charge. So I went to the consultation room dengan tiba tiba aku berasa panic bila dia kata “ok baring, bukak sluar ye, saya nak cek perut”

Adalah berasa sangat takut kerana baru tersedar hanya memakai seluar sahaja tanpa seluar dalam. Yela tau, tadi tak larat, nak cepat, terus je pakai sluar. Takut okkkkkkkkkk takuttttttttttttttttttt. Nanti dia ingat aku saja-saja nak bogel dalam klinik dia. Takk okkkkkkkk.

Saya bukan flasher.

Tak pon dia pikir “Ni budak mana ni tak suke pakai panty ni” Tak ke malu aku ni?

Fret not, nothing happen. Tiada imej yang tercalar.

Ok, berasa malu tiba-tiba.
Sudah.

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Cattens

by chics on Friday, 29 February 2008 - 12 am · 0 comments

in angst,Pets

Few days ago, kak sarah was sweeping the porch when she saw a woman walking with a plastic that wriggles. Kak Sarah asked the woman who was a maid to one of our neighbours what was inside the plastic bag. And the women said it was a kitten.

Apparently the owner [who is a cruel bastard/ bitch] asked her to throw the kitten away. So she put the poor creature inside a plastic bag and tie it tightly, having in mind to dump the plastic in the big drain not too far to my house. Hearing that, kak sarah menjerit for she really loves cat and asked the woman to give her the kitten instead.

So, now despite anak miumiu yang baru lahir, we have another kitten. It’s too many, yes but kau sampai hati nak buang kucing ke? And the kitten who later named Totorn is simply adorable, she look more or less like Titten but smaller and chubbier version. She was one fat kitten showing that her mother was not a stray. There’s no way stray cats could have fat kitten like that because strays are usually malnutrition. Her fur is nice and shiny conforming she is not stray. Sangat manja dan akan ber purr purr every time we touch her.

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Kesian saya nak kena buang tauuuu.

Now, why would someone wants to throw a cute kitten? Of course there are assumptions.

  1. The owner’s cat gave birth to Totorn but the owner doesn’t want to feed another mouth. Have you ever heard of the word, spaying dear owner? Apa ke bangangnye kau ni? Kalau nak bela kucing tapi tak sanggup nak jaga anak dia, spay lah kucing to bodoh. Don’t start with me by spaying itu adalah haram, sebab melanggar hak asasi. Tak haram ok, ianya diharuskan. Lagila keji kalau kau nak buang anak kucing tu dalam longkang . Ngok.
  2. The kitten is female. If they did not throw her away, she will bring more kittens in the house later.
  3. Senang cerita dia memang banganglah.

But they are other questions in my mind too.

  1. Kenapa kau mesti nak masukkan dia dalam beg plastik lepas tu ikat ketat-ketat? Kalau kau nak bagi die mati, baik kau pancung die je, lagilah kurang seksaannya. Mari sini kau aku masukkan dalam plastik sampah, nak?
  2. Why do you have to dump her in the drain? Kalau ye pon dah tak nak kucing tu, buangla dekat pasar ke, kedai makan ke, at least boleh jugak dia cari makan, ni dalam longkang. Apa kau ingat ada banyak ikan ke dalam longkang tu? Bingaila tau tak?
  3. Apala punye manusia nih?Naknye aku tau siapa dia ni, tapi kak sarah tak tahu siapa, dia tak cam muka sangat.

Yela, aku taula tak elok maki-maki but I don’t like people who treat animal like this ok. It is ok kalau kau tak suka binatang, aku pahamla tapi tak payahla jadi cruel macam ni.

Btw, ada siapa-siapa nak kitten tak? We want to give away miumiu’s kitten. Tapi kalau kau setakat nak bagi diorang ni makan nasik kosong, baik tak payah ok. I will only give my cats way to those who sayang and jaga binatang.

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Gemuk, berkutu tetapi perut lemak.

Tapi kalau takde orang nak pon, bagus gakla hehe. Sayanglah!

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Tetek si titten

by chics on Wednesday, 20 February 2008 - 12 am · 0 comments

in Pets

Miu Miu had new kittens, five of them. She is terkenal as pengilang kitten. Hasil-hasil pengindustriannya sebelum ini ada 3 ekor yang masih tinggal disini[not including the newly born]. Blackie, Brownie and Titten. Ni kesah dah banyak sangat kucing sampai dah malas nak pikir nama main letak jelah apa-apa pon. The youngest among them is Titten.

I gave her the name because she is so cute as a kitten. Cute, manja and sangat annoying. Annoying because she will ask for your attention tak kira tempat. Menyebabakan aku naik angin bila aku nak berak or manja-manja dengan sesiapa yang berkenaan dia pulak sibuk nak mintak manja. Sibukkk.

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Titten yang mengada

So one day, I was told about satu penemuan yang pelik about Titten. The area surrounding her nipples adalah bengkak, all her nipples. As if there’s susu in there, macam Miu Miu. But that can’t be true, budak tu belum akil baligh lagi ok. Still a kitten and nak tido bawah ketiak emak. Then what is it?

I told emak about the penemuan.

Me: Mak, mak prasan tak tetek titten macam ada bengkak.

Emak: Ye, kakak dah kasi tau. Tak de apa-apa kot. Sebab kalau die sakit mestilah dekat 1 or 2 places je. Lepas tu dia happy je

Me: Ye ke?Habis tu apa tu. Tak pernah nampak selama ni pon. Mj pon tak pernah kene.

Emak: Alahhh, macam awak dululahh. Nak akil baligh, tetek baru mula nak tumbuh,mestilah bengkak sikittt.

Aku pulak yang keneee. Malu I tauuuuuuuuuu mak cakap macam ni. Eeee.

Feeling tak puas hati, I try to look for the answer online. And I found few explanations dari yahoo answers where a girl is askinga bout the condition of her kitten nipple yang turut sama membengkak. She also had a male kitten.

My kitten had the same thing happen to her,the vet said it was hormonal

and also

Most likely it is the first flush of hormones and that cause a loss of elasticity so the nipples become more prominent.

Ok. That’s explains it. Baru nak mencapai akil baligh Tetapi ada lagi satu statement yang menimbulkan pertanyaan

possibility could be that the other male kitten could be trying to suck off her

Apakahhh? Adakah male kitten itu tidak tahu membezakan saiz antara emaknya ataupon female kitten? Atauponn…

Nevermind.

I shall not have a sick corrupted mind anymore. *slowly repeat quietly 10 times.

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