During our berkelah trip, there was a chinese family who were also there earlier. Initially we saw them in the car while driving to the air terjun. My bedmate was so kiasu that he told me “We must hurry, or else they will take the best spot” hence rushed his step to the waterfall. Bukit betulla kau ni kan, pasal kau aku ni ha macam nak mati naik tangga, nasib baik kau suka belikan aku kasut :P .
Cerita perkenalan sebenarnya adalah panjang but that’s not really my points for today. So to cut it short, we made friends and we exchanged contact with this woman name Sally. Quite a chatterbox but a nice lady. Tapi yang malasnya dia ajak jumpa, aku bab jumpa-jumpa ni memang lemahla sikit. I was wishing that she was just saying it.
Tetapi tidak okies, few days ago she called suggesting a meet up since she will be in Shah Alam area. Oklah takpelah, apa salahnya make new acquaintance ye tak? So I made my way to one of the restaurant at SACC. After few minutes waiting, we saw her from far, with some files in her hand. Dengan pantasnya swirly berkata
“Eh, if they want to sell us insurance says that we already got our Prudential ok? And if other MLM, say we already doing also.” Insurance tu betulla tapi part MLM tu, bila kalanyalah aku ni reti nak buat MLM? At that moment aku tak terpikir lansung that she and her husband wanted to promote or sell something. I thought their intention were pure, just to hang out. Tengok betapa suci murninya aku. Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Few minutes after she sat down, the husband came. Terusssssssssssss bagu business card and bukak folder. Cilakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lu, memang nak promote MLM okkkkkkk. Satu produk barangan kesihatan. Siap bukak laptop tunjuuk documentari yang panjang sampai nanah dah menitik-nitik dari otak aku. Bawah meja aku dah main pijak-pijak kaki dengan swirly. Gila panjang ok documentari tu, aku rasa nak bangun dan menjerit
“Sudahhh cukupp cukupp” sambil terus berlari ala-ala histeria dan pulang.
Tapi aku tak balik, yang si sengal kat sebelah aku ni bolehla pulak bertanya itu ini padahal aku tau dalam hati dia mesti macam-macam carutan cina campur english campur melayu yang tungang langgang dah kluar. Nasib baik habis the second documentary, bateri pon habis. Kalau takkkkkkkkkkkk
Aku cukup benci gila orang ajak jumpa pasal nak promote MLM or skim cepat kaya. Tak bolehla benda-benda ni. Kene carik 80 orang, lepas tu orang bawah kau kene carik lagi 80 orang, tapi yang paling celake sekali nak kene tipu-tipu sikit. Taikla.
But.
Ye ade but, somehow aku tak rasa benci with these two chinese couple. Sebab? Bukak sebab aku suka cina tapi sebab takde sekalipon diorang keluarkan kenyataan
“Mu uprain [upline] aaa, now earning 600 k you know withn 3 months. Now drive jaguar” sambil menunjukkan gambar seorang manusia berdiri pakai kot, peluh tubuh depan Jaguar. Kalau perempuan, gambar makcik pakai skarf/tudung pakai baju kurung sutera bersandar dekat Jaguar. Takpon, bukak clear folder tunjuk bank slip dengan duit dalam bank 1 trillion.
Itu tektik paling hanjeng sekali.
Dia lansung takde sebut pasal berapa duit dia dah buat, kat mana dia beli bungalow dia atau cakap “I work 9-5 very tired, still not rich maaa, might as well do this MLM right? Can relax-relaxxx”
Takde ok.
And I can see, he’s doing this thing genuinely because of health. The whole family is vegeterian for health reason not for religion reason, nak order air pon ambik masa yang lama nak tengok mana satu healthy mana satu tak. And the reason they went to the waterfall twice a month is to get rid of the negetive vibes/ion. Mungkinlah dia tipu but somehow, we can tell or notlah whether certain orang tu tipu just looking form the body language.
Takdela macam certain orang, jual produk kesihatan ni tapi tetibe pegi hisap rokok, order makanan pulak “Mamak, roti canai tiga, kari lebeh aa”. Lepas tu kau preach pasal menjaga kesihatan. Apakah?
Plus, we had a nice normal conversation after that and they look genuinely interested in our conversation. By that time all my lelehan stopped and I started to feel more comfortable when they never even once, push us to join or try to make us to come to their meetings.
He only said ” If you are interested, just look at the websitelah horr?”
And you know what, I think I will. Not to join but to look at some of their products.
They got me on that.
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lelehan nanah,
MLM
