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Bitches

by chics on Thursday, 27 March 2008 - 12 am · 0 comments

in angst,keji thought,life

Aku rasa dalam dunia ni memang ramai bitch. Ada bitch yang depan kau baik tapi blakang macam sial or ada jugak bitch yang depan macam sial blakang pon macam sial.
[Ye memang aku tengah ada unsur marah ni, nothing to do with the entry though]

Bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I hope your pussy will rot.
*cough. Please excuse me [although I hope the mentioned bitch read this]

Ok. Ehem.

But she [a friend of mine] is no bitch. So when she told me someone scribbled her car with the word bitch, I was shocked. If people scribble the word blur, phoebe or lost in space aku pahamlah kenapa but she and bitch? Really doesn’t walk hand in hand ok. And I can see that the scribble was really pissed off judging from the depth of the damage done.

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The scribble. It was dark hence the not-so-clear picture.

I asked her what happened. Apparently, her bf ex had some grudge towards her.

Me: Kau ambik boyfriend dia ke?
She: Taklah. Dia yang tinggalkan mamat tu. Ni dah dua tahun lepas ok.

Me: Habis tu apsalla dia macam tu?
She: Manalah aku tauuu. Tapi dia memang gila lah.

Oh, the perempuan gila also punctured her tyres not once but twice . Scratched her car also not once but thrice. Not to mention threatening calls, missed calls and no-voice- calls till late night, or should say I say early in the morning.

Me: Mana kau tau dia?
She: Habis tu siapa lagi? Dah memang nombor dia yang kluar. Kau tau tak dia curi baju aku dekat dobi?

Me: Ha?
She: Yeee, aku mula-mula tak prasan tapi lama-lama baju aku makin sikit. Then one day, dia hantar mms gamba baju-baju aku tu ok.

Me: Macamna dia dapat baju kau?
She: Dia pergi dekat laundry aku tu and bribe macik laundry tu. Memang aku mengamukla bila macik tu kasi tau at last.

WTF? Curi baju orang dekat laundry?? Apa jadahhh.
Saiko ok. Saiko.

Ehem. Aku penahla rasa nak bakar kereta orang or tak pun pecahkan cermin tapi tak jadi sebab

  1. Aku takut masuk jel
  2. Aku takla saiko sampai nak buat betul-betul.

But this girl is a real psychopath. I mean, what type of person yang sanggup stalk orang sampai macam tu skali?

Gila takde life ok.

And according to my friend, she’s also a one ugly bitch.
Tsk. Not really a good combo isn’t it?

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Oh. my. god

by chics on Tuesday, 11 March 2008 - 12 am · 0 comments

in crap,life

Actually I had another post in mind until I received this email. I have to apologise to the sender for posting it here, I just can’t help it. You make me excited [despite feeling agak malu for writing crap and get caught ].

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Please click for better view.

What a coincidence, yesterday swirly told me to ask suhaimi sulaiman [which I secretly did *shame shame] about the fluently malay speaking guy and i told him “takkanlah kot”[cover line ok] and suddenly, came the email.

I am so poyo, I know. No need to tell me :P

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Weekend

by chics on Monday, 25 February 2008 - 12 am · 0 comments

in happiness,life

Warning: This entry adalah berbau kepoyoan dan kegembiraan. Some people may view it as “eleh tu pon nak cerita” Oleh itu, to those who think they are not in the mood for such thing, why don’t you just leave?

So on Friday , we check in to one of the hotels in KL in conjunction of my birthday. I liiikeee. The surprise was, the delivery guy knocked on the door and gave me a bouquet of flowers containing lillies [my favourite] and white roses. Hihih

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Lillies and roses

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Muka tak siap tersenyum girang

Then at night went to Seoul Bulgogi for dinner with the teteks to celebrate our kemenangan in futsal tournament last year. Boleh baru nak celebrate? Nevertheless, adalah sangat best masak-masak dan makan banyak. And ohh, here come another surprise.

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A birthday cake for me. Chocolate walnut yumm!

 

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Jom makan cake!

It was all good. Adalah sangat happy makan-makan sambil bergossip. Thanks girls for the cake. Sukeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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Some of us

Closed the night with soaking in the tub yang bathroomnye sebesar bilik aku[gile keji ok] sambil sambung gossip-gossip dan main-main air.

Tapi yang lanchnye, I can’t sleep that night because I ate too much andddddddd perut kembung. Had to toss and turn and till some extent tertonggeng-tonggeng. Pengajaran cerita, jangan buruk lantak.

The next day, breakfast in bed, tak payah bangun. Sangat bliss untuk orang pemalas seperti saya hehehe :D

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American breakfast.

Walaupon sakit perut tapi berjaya menghabiskan makanan, almostlah. Kemudian mengadu sakit perut lagi. Dan menyesal tetapi masih makan sup urat. Hehe

Despite all that, I had a blast birthday this year. And hopefully more to come.

Oh, pictures can be viewed here. Note that I created a new album since fotopages adalah agak cibai bila bab nak upload gamba and I think it’s time to change, tutup buku lama bukak buru baru. Pictures transferring is still in progress. For now everyone can view the gallery but I will password protect it starting from Wednesday. If you feel like viewing in the future, please send me an email at chicsinred at [@] chicsinred dot [.] com along with your desired nickname and your full name. I will add you to the list :). Sorry I had to do that because there are so many lunatic out there.

Other than that, happy monday bunnies. Hope you had a nice weekend too.

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