keji thought

There’s a new burger stall open in a bus stop nearby my house. Initially I didn’t realise it existence until he told me about the RM1 burger promotion. I smirked when I heard about the RM1 burger because in my mind, I pictured the usual RM1 burger that you could buy at concert or football matches. Sejuk, kosong, kedekut dan keji. But since he still wanted to buy the burger I was thinking, oh what the hell, beli jugaklah. Hehe

The first thing that I notice when I reached the bus stop was, both of the penjual burger were girls, instead of boys with ekor rempit. And no, they don’t look like minah rempit at all. Both look decent. One of them just graduated from university and another is still studying. We ordered two RM1 chicken burger. I didn’t put any expectation since you know it’s one ringgit but the two girls were definitely friendly and polite. Unlike some penjual burger I know. Kadang-kadang nak je aku sepak [tapi aku tak branila hehe] . They also told me the promotion will last for the next 2 days and had been going one for a week already. After the promotion end, the price will increase but they will also make sure the thickness of the meat will also increased. Ye, itulah menifesto mereka [poyo tak poyo aku ni?]

So how did the burger taste? Yummy! For RM1 it was so sedap. The meat is perfectly cooked, not too overcooked and so was the bread. Rangup and tidak menggunakan roti burger murahan. Andddd, they chilli sauce doesn’t taste keji and was not overflowed although I didn’t tell them to do that. I like.

Today, my class ended early. Aku sanggup tak pegi makan dengan classmate aku ok sebab semata-mata nak makan burger itu. Aku nak satu tapi driver nak 2,apake perut buayalah dia ni kan. Akan tetapi bila aku sampaidi bus stop sungguh ramai jejaka-jejaka bermuka miang dan girang beratur. Adakah aku berasa malu hendak membeli? Tentu tidak. But when the girls noticed me they said “burger dah habislah kak” dan jejaka-jejaka itu memberikan pandangan yang keji terhadap kami seolah-olah berkata “haha padan muka tak dapat burger”. Keji ok dan agak kempunan. Nakkkkk

While I am typing this, I am still salivating, tapi takpe besok aku pegi beli awal-awal despite he won’t be around to makan sama-sama. Apa-apa hal pun, cayalah penjula burger itu,sedap dan perempuan pula. Strategi yang sungguh menarik. Kalau rasa -rasa nak ada extra penarik amikla aku keje, bolehla aku buat skill bukak-bukak butang. Haha. Laknat okk.

BTW, yesterday wheile eating that burger , out of nowhere a question popped in my mind

Me:How come I never see Chinese or Indian sell burger. Got ka?
He: True also, I also never see.

Me: So, at your hometown or your Chinese place, no Chinese sell burger. Like burger babi ke?
He: Chinese where got eat burger ma. Nak makan, makan paula. Char Siew Pau [pau babi]

Me: Eee sedap or not?
He: For RM1.50 you can get big pau you know, can consider one meal already. Kenyangggg. Sedappp *Sambil buat muka sedap ala ala keji*.

Sedap-sedap pon kau dah tak boleh makan. Hehe. But sometimes I asked him whether he missed it he said no, he didn’t mind at all. Eh apa ni,cerita pasal babi pulak.Hesh.

But yeah, have you seen any other race menjual burger rather than Malay?

Oklah, nak tido. Pukul 3 nak kene bangun pasal nak pegi tengok bola dekat Hakim. Our tv tiba-tiba tak nak keluar gamba bleh? Letih ok satu hari tak tengok tv. Tapi apa yang aku cuba buktikan bangun pepagi nak tengok bola? Poyo tak poyo skarang?

Oklah, nak tido dah ni.Kali ni betul-betul.

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