Akibat berebut gelongsor

The place that we have been staying since small is located in front of a playground.

That playground used to be our tempat bermain petang-petang masa kecik dulu dengan syarat, sebelum maghrib, kena balik. Kalau tak balik before maghrib, pintu kena kunci and duduklah kau dekat luar tu sampai malam.

Parents aku memang garang, especially emak. Memang tak kasi can.

 

Masa kitorang kecik dulu, we have few maids to take care of us tapi yang paling lama was Kak Miza. Dia ni orang janda baik mungkin sebab tulah sekarang dia jadi baekkkkk punya janda. Ok aku tipu, dia bukan janda, still kawin dengan husband dia yang dia kenal masa jaga kitorang dulu.

Adat orang bercinta, of courselah nak dating 24 jam. But how to date when she had to take care both of us? And the boyfriend was [and still] a policeman so time dia bekerja tak tentu.

So the best time to date was during our play time. Kitorang main dekat playground, dia sekali harung teman kitorang sambil berdating.

Masa kecik dulu, I was a scrawny kid while my brother was a chubby boy. Kau imaginelah apa terjadi bila bergaduh, itu nanti lain kali aku cerita, bergaduh yang epik haha.

Anyway, satu hari macam biasa we went to the playground to play and Kak Miza dating dengan boyfriend dia dekat situ.

Mula-mula main buaian, oklah there were few swings so sorang satu, tak payah berebut. Tetibe nak main gelongsor pulak. Tak cukup dengan tu siap jerit

 

“Siapa lambat turun bawah anak k***** [ I am sorry, memang agak biadap masa kecik-kecik dulu]“

 

Sooo apa lagi, menggelupurlah memasing berlari ke gelongsor sebab tak nak jadi anak k*****. Apa ke banganglahkan, sah-sahla kitorang anak Ros Kamal tapi nakkkk jugak menang.

Because I was thin, of courselah aku yang sampai dulu tapi aie gemuk menggunakan superpower gemuk dia untuk menarik aku supaya dia boleh depan dari aku, kira ada can nak menanglah tu.

Bolehla pulak dekat atas tu main tarik-tarik baju. The slide was quite high , slide kayu, bukan macam slide zaman sekarang semua plastik.

 

I don’t know what happened but somehow aie gemuk tertolak aku dan aku jatuh ke bawah. Bukan bawah turun slide ye, but jatuh ketepi dan kebawah.

Tak cukup dengan itu, aie gemuk juga turut jatuh sama dan menghempap akuuuu.

 

Bongokkkkkkkkkk punya aieee. Sakit gilaaaaa ok.

 

Upon seeing us went tumbling down, Kak Miza rushed to us and that was the time I showed her my left arm that was very painful.

Kak Miza suruh aku gengam and lepaskan tangan so I did that and when she saw me managed to do that she said

 

“Ahhh takde apa-apalah, dah pergi sambung main”

 

But how to continue when the pain was gila babi sakit? So I left playground and when home to mengadu to emak. Cih, kecik-kecik dah pandai mengadu.

 

When emak saw my arm, she was so shocked.

Sebab tulang dah tersembul from inside.

 

Ini bukan tangan aku, ini tangan google

 

Lepas tu terus zasss bawak pergi Assunta and warded.

 

Dekat assunta satu hal, kena tunggu dekat emergency ward tu kan and then I saw a nurse carrying so many needles for injection, ada satu tu ha, besar gila. Aku ingat dia nak inject aku, menggelupur meraung dekat situ. Gile ke apa? Dahla tangan sakit, nak kena inject dengan injection gajah.

Tak naklaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Tapi rupa-rupanya injection tu semua untuk orang lain hahahahaha. Maluuu je nangis berdrama bagai.

Bongok gila.

 

Cannot remember what they did to my arm, all I can remember was they gave me a sweet and then everything went black  Sedar-sedar je dah pakai cast.

And because of that, sampai sekarang aku tak boleh luruskan tangan kiri aku dengan betul. Macam awkward sikit bentuk lurusnya.

 

No, Kak Miza was not fired because of that incident, she was let go after emak went home one day and discovered she locked us in the house while she went dating.

But no harm done, all of us are still in good terms with Kak Miza until today :)

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Hai nama saya chics gonjeng.

Whenever I see kinds nowadays I will go

“Wah cantiknyalah budak zaman sekarang ni”

Ok, to be fair ada juga budak yang cantik dulu, I know some in my school tapi tak banyaklah.

Pretty is another thing but stylo is another thing pulak.

 

One thing for sure I know I didn’t have both.

You want some proof?

Baiklah, prepare for some heart attack. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

 

Cubaan menjadi stylo

Cubaan menjadi stylo

 

Aku pun tak pasti kenapa muka aku macam tahan berak. Yang ayu seluar senget sebelah aku tu Aie, dia dari kecik memang jambu haha.

This picture was taken at the playground in front of our house. The tree behind us was called pokok inai India by us. Sukati je kasi nama macam tu padahal tak tau pun pokok apa. Yang pasti biji buah tu kaler merah dan boleh pakai dekat kuku konon-konon ‘kuitex’.

 

Pitamm

This Yana, my cousin and me. Aku tak sure dekat mana tapi Tinah cakap macam dekat STF je tapi aku tak surela pulak pasal air terjun dia macam tinggi je.

Anyway, memang selenge habis.

Aku kat sekolah pun sama je, nak tengok gambar sendiri pun malu hehehehe.

 

Cousins

Gilalah kaki akuuu, macam lidi!

Kengkonon habis stylola ikat sweater dekat pinggang hahahahahahaaaa bongokkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

 

Kaki dari kecik dah prektis silang bila ambik gambar, macam haram.

 

You know, now everyone want to be seen wearing big glasses but not me because my trauma from wearing big glasses, thanks to emak since young still haunts me.

Glasses ye bukan sunglasses sebab masa kecik tak pakai sunglasses so tak trauma :P

 

Mesti dulu mak aku sedih sebab aku tak cute [dan sebab ramai je orang mengata aku kurus, tak cute bla bla] sebab bagi akulah, parents aku masa muda boleh tahan jugaklah rupanya tiba-tiba dapat anak yang sungguh gonjeng tsk tsk.

 

Tapi yang aku cakap dekat atas ni fitnah, my mum has never showed that she is sad for having me as who I was. She loves me and my brother with all her heart and soul.

Before you said, semua parents macam tu I have to tell you I have met parents yang mengadu anak dia tak cute/cantik or handsome which made me went wtf.

 

Bottom line is, aku gonjeng tak macam budak-budak sekarang.

Sekian.

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