creepy

Kaget

by chics on Thursday, 6 November 2008 - 8 am · 26 comments

in angst,crap,creepy

I was craving for cili sos siam hence made my way to Giant, the nearest store from my house. After mission completed, I reversed the car and drove home.

This is when a moron suddenly emerged from the parking space and nearly hit me.

Now. I am not the type of driver who like to show my middle finger or wind down my window and curse. Eventhough I loveee to curse [yela aku try nak berhentila ni] but I think showing middle finger and cursing with window winded down are just not me. I don’t like to aggravate anger while driving because with anger on the wheels akan jadi tak tentu arah dan nak melanggar semua orang. Besides, saya kan polite? Hihi [barf here please].

Anyway, back to the driver, I was stunned because the road was slippery and my emergency brake made a streetching sound and his car was just a few centimeters away from knocking mine. Being menggelupur tangan aku dah menggeletar and I gave him my killer stare yang boleh mentranslatekan

“Kau apahal ni weyyy? Bodoh ke apa?”

He was in his middle aged with his wife, he returned my look and instructed me just to go, jangan banyak songeh. With the “what??” look plastered on his face.

You see, gua pon malas de nak carik pasal, sebab gua dah tak sabar nak makan keropok cicah sos cili siam tapi kalau kau dah buat silap atleast akcnowledgelakan, janganla pulak perangai macam taik as if kau tak salah. At least angkatla tangan senyum sikit ke apa. Hilangla sikit cuak gua ni ha.

I did not move instantly and I still have that so-konon-killer-glare on-my-face. Aku dah start tekan clutch dah -yes I drive manual car, thank you [riak ni haha!] tapi dengan tiba-tiba aku terpandang muka dia dan boleh tak tetibe dia jelir lidah?

Muka dan gaya sebijik macam R Jaafar dalam bujang senang. Ala dulu dia selalu berlakon dengan Badul tu lah.

Otak aku terus jam. Apa motif pakcik ni?

Disebabkan ketakutan, I just drove away.

Ye, I always encountered middle fingers shower, drivers who wind down their window and curse or even those who angkat-angkat tangan sambil buat muka marah atau pon drivers who love to use their horn macamlah kereta kau sorang je ada horn.

Tapi yang jelir lidah belum pernah.

Sungguh kaget.

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Ruptured!

by chics on Wednesday, 5 November 2008 - 7 am · 21 comments

in creepy,life,Menggelupur,sick

Now it’s 6.47 a.m and I am awake, a bit unusual for someone like me who like to rise and shine when the sun is already shining se shining-shiningnya. Selagi tak siang takdenye aku nak bangun de. The thing is, waking up early has been my routine for the past few weeks just because of the unbearable pain in my throat.

Ok I can see some of you are saying, oh no. Not the tonsillitis story again. Rileksla bro, gua janji ini last laaaa untuk tahun nii. Hehe. Sebab hari ini gua nak bercerita macamana tonsillitis itu boleh hilang dan baik. Tetapi gua nak kasi amaran, jangan teruskan bacaan jika anda sedang breakfast, lunch, mengunyah ataupon minum. Sekian lah amaran dari gua.

Last Saturday, thing got worst and for the third time I was dragged to see the doctor in the middle of the night, selepas habis kelas iqra’. I told the doctor to give me another jab because I bloody need it for my viva but the doctor think it would be better if I just go to the hospital straight away. Ini adalah kerana tiada ternampak sebarang lobang lansung dekat tekak . Tonsillitis itu telah menyapu kesemua ruang. The person who dragged me also thought that was the best solution.

Yela bestla untuk dia, tapi untuk aku? I bloody fucking hate campur takut to go to hospital. Tapi apakah dayaku kan, memang tak bleh bercakap lansung so ikut ajelah. Initially I wanted DEMC sebab dekat dengan rumah tapi setelah menimbangkan beberapa perkara yang antaranya mana ada banyak ENT specialist, we decided to go to HUKM walaupon aku adalah tidak suka hospital itu.

Before we went there, balik rumahla dulu ambik baju, sebab the doctor at the clinic said ni memang nak kene admit ni. Yelah, apa-apalah, matila aku nak kene tidur dekat hospital kerajaan dan sebagainya. Tapi yela, when you are in so much pain, kau dah macam fuck everything. All I can think of was, God please make me better.

On the way, I did not talk much, obviouslylakan yet my throat feel weird. Macam berangin padahal I did not take any thing not even lozenges before. Hmm..that’s weird, the only thing that I did the whole day was either gargled with warm salt water or fanugreek seed water yang rasa dia macam sial. It’s like gargling curry, no offense to curry loverlah tapi aku memang tak suka kari. Hampir pitam aku masa gargling tu but aku buatkan juga nak baik. Ini tahap, kalau kau kata cium taik kucing boleh baik pon, gerenti aku buat.

So anyway, after taking the junction to HUKM suddenly I felt more weird. Some warmths flooded my throat. Apakah ituuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

Sesuatu yang suam..sesuatu yang urghhhhhhhhhhh………erkhhhhhhhhhhh……..bluekkkkkkkkkkkkk…kemakkkkkkkkkkkkkk apsal rasa macam air sampah dalam tekak aku niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii? Arkhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The warm fluid adalah hendak memasuki ke dalam badan but I forced them out and they spilled on my hands and baju dan aku telah menjerit-jerit kerana aku tahu apakah dia bedasarkan baunya yang celaka.

Nanahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

“My tonsillitis burst! Stop the carrrrrrrrrrrrr”

Dan orang itu hanya berkata

“What? Whatt? What happened?” Sambil memerhatikan aku cuba mengimbangi cairan itu dari lebih terus spill di atas baju.

I can not describe to you the feeling. Sungguh kemak dan menakutkan dan sungguh busuk juga. I almost passed out while vomitting the nanah from my system. Itu tak dicampur dengan berdarah-darah lagi tu. I mean, if someone happened to pass by the scene surely he would think “apa jadahnya budak ni buat tepi jalan ni? Tertonggeng-tonggeng sambil nangis? dan oh my bau tungkik apakah ituuuuuuuuuuuu?”

Of course I cried, I just vomit pus and I smell so terrible and feel wayyyy terrible. Sempat gakla aku berfikir. “Inikah pengakhiran hidupku? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh”. But you know what? My designate driver was such a sweetheart, tidak sedikit pon dia muntah bila terbau bauan beracun itu and he waited patiently and calmly for me to finish doing my business which was muntah and menangis berselang-seli. And he hugged me the whole night despite bau aku yang macam sial. Seriously ok, aku sendiri tak tahan nak bau badan sendiri. Nak terpengsan! Dan tidak marah aku telah mengotorkan keretanya.

Tapi kalau dia marah pon, mungkin dia hanya mencari nahas. Hehe

No this is not mine, just a picture to enhance the story

To cut the story short, I had to wait for bloody 3 hours at the emergency room only to find the doctor saying

“Oh, dah ruptured ye? There’s nothing we can do”, despite tekak aku yang masih lagi sangat perit dan berasa celaka.

But what to expectlah? Even there’s two person yang tak boleh jalan dengan IV drip pon dibiarkan menunggu berejam inikan pulak kes tekak meletup nanah macam aku ni. Yela memangla specialist dia bagus tapi specialist dia tak bukak malam-malam buta ok, yang ada doktor-doktor muda sahaja [not to say that they are incompetent, no, cuma mungkin kurang pengalaman]. Tsk

Before you say anything, okkk okkkkkkkkk I will go to see the specialist tapi nanti-nantilah, I am still in shock dan kepenakutan.

So I asked him, what caused the abscess? He said, is the collection the dead kuman and my dead white cells yang mati berjuang, maybe the antibiotic killed them both. I don’t knowah, aku memang bongok bab-bab ni. But hey, I am fine now cuma still avoiding spicy food and waiting for the right time to eat KFC. Hehe

Sekianlah cerita yang jijik untuk hari ini.

Tamat.

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Look in the mirror

by chics on Sunday, 26 October 2008 - 7 pm · 6 comments

in crap,creepy

I was busy surfing when I heard him marah-marah, that’s weird he’s sleeping. So I went to him and shook him gentle

“What’s wrong?”

He mumbles something, I could not figure out what. So I asked again.

This time he raised his voice

“Why didn’t you look in the mirror?”

WTF?

“Whatttttttttttt?”. This time I shook him hard, he open his eyes and said

“Look in the mirror, she is a ghost!”

Ok. Not kelakar. Definitely not kelakar. Nasib baik it was noon and not midnight or else I would have abondened everything and masuk dalam selimut. After I was conviced he was just dreaming, I continued what I left. Itu nasib baikla sinag kan kalau malam..Maunye aku nak buat camtu. Hoh!

Anyway when he woke up I asked what was that all about and he said

“You were talking to someone, I saw her reflection on a mirror and saw that she’s actually a ghost. I tried to tell you to look into the mirror but yoy didn’t listen. So I marahlah”

Okkkkkkkkkkkkk. Scary

Tapi ye kee, ntah-ntah dia memang sengaja nak ambik kesempatan marah aku tak? Hehe

Ini bukan fitnah ye you, ini pertanyaan :P

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