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Aku rasa dalam dunia ni memang ramai bitch. Ada bitch yang depan kau baik tapi blakang macam sial or ada jugak bitch yang depan macam sial blakang pon macam sial.
[Ye memang aku tengah ada unsur marah ni, nothing to do with the entry though]

Bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I hope your pussy will rot.
*cough. Please excuse me [although I hope the mentioned bitch read this]

Ok. Ehem.

But she [a friend of mine] is no bitch. So when she told me someone scribbled her car with the word bitch, I was shocked. If people scribble the word blur, phoebe or lost in space aku pahamlah kenapa but she and bitch? Really doesn’t walk hand in hand ok. And I can see that the scribble was really pissed off judging from the depth of the damage done.

The scribble. It was dark hence the not-so-clear picture.

I asked her what happened. Apparently, her bf ex had some grudge towards her.

Me: Kau ambik boyfriend dia ke?
She: Taklah. Dia yang tinggalkan mamat tu. Ni dah dua tahun lepas ok.

Me: Habis tu apsalla dia macam tu?
She: Manalah aku tauuu. Tapi dia memang gila lah.

Oh, the perempuan gila also punctured her tyres not once but twice . Scratched her car also not once but thrice. Not to mention threatening calls, missed calls and no-voice- calls till late night, or should say I say early in the morning.

Me: Mana kau tau dia?
She: Habis tu siapa lagi? Dah memang nombor dia yang kluar. Kau tau tak dia curi baju aku dekat dobi?

Me: Ha?
She: Yeee, aku mula-mula tak prasan tapi lama-lama baju aku makin sikit. Then one day, dia hantar mms gamba baju-baju aku tu ok.

Me: Macamna dia dapat baju kau?
She: Dia pergi dekat laundry aku tu and bribe macik laundry tu. Memang aku mengamukla bila macik tu kasi tau at last.

WTF? Curi baju orang dekat laundry?? Apa jadahhh.
Saiko ok. Saiko.

Ehem. Aku penahla rasa nak bakar kereta orang or tak pun pecahkan cermin tapi tak jadi sebab

1. Aku takut masuk jel
2. Aku takla saiko sampai nak buat betul-betul.

But this girl is a real psychopath. I mean, what type of person yang sanggup stalk orang sampai macam tu skali?

Gila takde life ok.

And according to my friend, she’s also a one ugly bitch.
Tsk. Not really a good combo isn’t it?

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