angst

Api kemarahan

by chics on Monday, 30 November 2009 - 2 pm · 22 comments

in angst

I don’t intend to write today since I was too caught up with bejeweled blitz on fb. Yang aku tak reti sangat nak main tapi nak mainnnn gakkkkkkkkk.

But somebody telah meng-ignite api kemarahan aku hari ini. And this is not the first time.

Salah satu ciri  manusia yang aku benci ialah manusia yang perasan pandai, barge in tanpa tahu hujung pangkal. Dan dan terus nak bagi opinion macamlah kau tu terrer semua benda.

Budak ni dari dulu lagi annoying sebenarnya, dari zaman asasi. Dahla annoying rasa diri pandai pulak tu [dia memang pandai tapi takdela sampai semua benda dia tahuuu]. Ada benda yang dia tak tahu tetibe nak claim tahu. Because of that aku takdela rapat dengan dia.

Tapi semenjak dua menjak ada fb ni, he requesedt to add me on fb and I approved. Yela, kawan lama kan, apala salahnya keep in touch.

Takdela borak sangat pon, mula-mula tu adela tanya khabar. Tapiiii lama-lama dia menjadi semakin annoying – cas bijak.

First incident happened after I posted a note on fb regarding my kesakitan otak terhadap domain aku yang down masa tu. Ala masa raya tula yang tak boleh nak access blog 2 minggu tu. Being a blog whore haruslah aku sakit otak kan.

annoying4Take note of the para in the pink box.

And then si bijak pandai ni pon post comment, aku balas dan dia pon post comment lagi

The one yang telah diblurkan nama dan gambar

The one yang telah diblurkan nama dan gambar

Dimana ada aku tulis aku sakit otak sebab bad internet connection? Lepas tu bolehla pulak tulis “very wise indeed”. Macammmmmmmmmmmmmmmlah kau komen cam haram tak baca bebetul tu wise sangat? Second tak pernah pon aku rasa aku wise hehe.

And what the fuck is LOOLLLLLL? Is that supposed to be cute or friendly or funny? Itu namanya mintak penampar ada.

Second, my other two partners or colleagues or project mates ran a campaign about an event by MDEC so one of us wrote an entry about it, using his own way dry humour with a little bit or sarcasm.

You can read it here.

So I posted it on facebook as part of the campaign. And then they bijak pandai pon komen

annoying3

Bila aku baca komen ni, I went WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF? Obviously he commented without reading the whole entry tapiiiiiiiiii stilll nak tunjuk bagus jugak tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Masa ni my tangan feel so itch to reply but then it’s just something that I post for work so biarkan jela. Too bad he didn’t get it with such a big ego and knowledge that he usually try to portraylah kan.

And finally todayyyyyyyyyyy

annoy1

What the fuck does this have to do with low self esteem? The fact that I want to be invisible? Not thatttttttt type of invisible lah bongok!

Kalau kau tak reti or tak paham diam-diam je bolehhhhhhhhhh takkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?

And what the fuck is  “dis” and that fucking “lol”. What are you, fucking 14?

So fucking annoying.

I had hid some friends but in his case, I chose to delete him.

Bukannya aku nak ambik tau pasal dia pon kan. So biarla.

Walaupun aku tahu he would not give a shit tapi asalkan otak aku tak bernanah sudahhhhhhh.

Hoh!

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Seperti Green Apple, saya juga mencari keredhaan bedmate hihi

by chics on Sunday, 23 August 2009 - 10 am · 19 comments

in angst

I feel bad sebab certain people imposed that I am a not such a good wife. Sebab aku tak bangun sahur hehe.

Tapi nak gelak pon ada.

Maybe I am but maybe I am not, what makes you assume when you don’t know anything about our relationship?

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Venting

by chics on Tuesday, 4 August 2009 - 3 pm · 13 comments

in angst,crap

I am totally lost right now.

I don’t even know what’s hot and what’s not in mousehunt anymore. Aku main blasah je, nasib baik Kak Ateen ade tolong alertkan, makasehh hehe.

Disebalik lost, aku juga adalah marah

Satu

The furniture did not arrive on Saturday. They will arrive today. I hope.

I already pesan to my bedmate who was suppose to call them  today, to remind them.

I said “Tell them , they better come today or your wife will come to their kedai and burn the kedai down 1

Haha. Cukup seirama dengan imej gangster aku masa sekolah although I never consider myself as one, just that he told me that I look like ganster 70′an when he saw my pictures masa zaman skolah menengah.

Lesson 1: Never show your picture of zaman sekolah menengah to anyone.

They were supposed to call me on Saturday morning but instead of calling me, they called him. Their excuse, takde driver hari Sabtu.

Dol!

Habis tu yang kau memandai janji nak deliver hari sabtu apahal? Lepas tu tau takut nak call aku, call orang lagi satu. Pandai pulakkk call nombor lain, hari tu masa kau kengkonon datang, apsal tak reti nak call nombor lagi satu?

Apa kau ingat kau tak kene maki?

Silapppppp.

Rasakan makian apek dalam bahasa melayu baku!

Oh, do not ask me for the furniture shop’s name. I am not in the mood to tell.

Dua

The astro guy still didn’t come.

Sakit otak ok hari-hari tengok dvd. Nak gak aku tengok muka aznil ke azwan ke [haha!]

When I went to see the agent last weekend, she said “Oh, ic akak masa saya fax tak clearlah”

I asked her “Apasal tak call?”

Dan teka apa jawapan dia?

“Saya call banyak kali tapi tak dapat”

Apsal mak, ayah, kucing aku call sekali je terus dapat?

APAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAHHH ARTINYA INIIIIIIIIIII?

So I tell her, itu alasan basi she sengih, took my ic for photocopy and promise bla..bla.bla..

Hari ni call, still on progress.

Of course I have to vent my anger to him and he said

“You know why? Because they are malay. If Chinese sure berebut you know, this is money for them. Last time when I deal with Chinese got no such problem”

Ewah, kau ni bercakap macam kau kawen dengan mat saleh je. Nasib baik aku ni kacukan haha.

If you want to mock him in this blog, shut the fuck up. You can mock me but not him okies :)

Plus, what he said it’s true. Kau tak nak duit keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Kan raya dah dekat niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?

Lesson 2:  Before you vent out, think or else kau jugakkk yang kono.

Dah cukuplah pembelajaran untuk hari ini, sila sambung buat kerja.

  1. Tapi hehe macam berani sangatla nak bakat kedai orang kan :P

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