January 2011

Pengemas rumah dan professor

by chics on Monday, 31 January 2011 - 10 pm · 6 comments

in crap

The two subjects I hate the most in school were Chemistry and Mathemathics. I only managed to attend seven classes of Chemistry in form 5 [2 spent outside the class standing with Fadzi] and Math 1,well, I have to attend most of it sebab cikgu dia boleh tahan garang.

I hate both of them, even bila dah masuk uni. Dan sampai uni jugaklah aku bodoh 2 subject ni. Ok tipu, sampai sekarang sebenarnya hehehe.

Therefore, I never imagined that I would like any of them, walaupun sedikit. But a book changed my perception, about Math [Chemistry aku masih tak paham dan tak suka]

In a nutshell the story is about a math professor whose memory could only last for 80 minutes, a housekeeper yang tidak bernama and her son, root. Root is a nickname given after the professor sebab kepala budak tu bentuk macam square root.

Because of the 80 minutes memory, the housekeeper had to introduce herself and start all over again every single morning.

The professor’s life revolves around math and numbers especially prime numbers. While the housekeeper, who doesn’t really care for math suddenly become interested with math after “befriending” him.

Shockingly enough, aku juga turut berasa sedikit obses dengan prime numbers after reading this book. Dan tertanya-tanya apakah maksud euler’s equation itu. Reading this book tidak membuatkan hati aku bernanah dan kepala kusut macam duduk dekat dalam kelas math walaupun banyak menyebut tentang formula dan nombor-nombor yang sangat membencikan. Terbayang juga rupa cikgu math aku, Pn. Noridah tapi sedikit ajaib, tak pulak berasa macam nak kene sawan, unlike last time [hehe].

Instead, the writer, Yoko Ogawa made me want to read more and know more dengan ada satu perasaan halus yang meresap di dalam dada walaupun kesemua character [except root] tidak bernama. The style of writing is so light yet so beautiful. Bila membaca I can feel the sincerity of both the housekeeper and the son dan juga I cannot help feeling kesian towards the professor.

Mungkin kalau dibaca dalam bahasa asal [Japanese] akan lebih indah. Mungkin.

Berlatarbelakangkan Jepun, the author secara tidak lansung bercerita tentang kehidupan di Jepun. The story will also touch about Japanase baseball team, Japense festivals and their customs tapi dengan cara yang cantik. Unlike some stories yang berlatarbelakangkan Jepun or China, kadang-kadang gaya penceritaan adalah menyesakkan dada, especially bila bercerita bab gender dan penindasan. I don’t really like.

Anyway, I love the main character, the professor. Despite being a well known figure in math world [he managed to discover some theory or something], he was very humble. His hobby was to masuk quiz math yang dianjurkan dekat magazine and when he won he would simply say it is nothing, sebenarnya jawapan dia orang dah tau those who set up the quizlah], it is the journey of finding the answer that reveals the beauty. Tiada sebarang riak atau lagak.

The Professor never really seemed to care whether we figured out the right answer to a problem. He preferred our wild, desperate guesses to silence, and he was even more delighted when those guesses led to new problems that took us beyond the original one. He had a special feeling for what he called the “correct miscalculation,” for he believed that mistakes were often as revealing as the right answers.

And he took a great interest on what the housekeeper and the boy did, making them to adore him so much.

When he had solved a contest problem from one of his journals and he making a clean copy to put in the mail, you could often hear him murmur, “How peaceful…” He seemed to be perfectly calm in these moments, as though everything were in its rightful place, with nothing left to add or subtract. “Peaceful” was, to him, the highest compliment. …and if I were making dumplings, he would look on with something approaching wonder. I would take a dumpling skin in the palm of my hand, spoon on a bit of filling, and then pinch up the edges before setting it on the platter. A simple process, but he was completely absorbed by it, watching me until the last dumpling had been stuffed…. When I was done at last and the dumplings were neatly arranged on the plate, he would fold his hands on the table and nod solemnly. “How peaceful…”

The book is all about love, shown in so many way. When you read this book, hati kau yang kosong itu [at least macam itulah hati aku masa baca tu] akan terasa penuh tiba-tiba.

I was expecting to shed some tears upon finishing the book because I could see the ending. The professor will die and there will be heart breaks [including mine].

Yet, when I close the book last night, I smiled and went to sleep dengan hati yang berbunga.

Indah!

  1. Be it modern math or add math

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Things that should come with alarm.

by chics on Friday, 28 January 2011 - 12 am · 20 comments

in crap

Because I always lost my things especially during crucial time di mana some of them are when I am rushing, bila sakit perut, bila mak aku datang dan kunci rumah hilang [] and other m0ments that always made me want to scream

“Where are you [insert barang yang hilang]? Menyahut or show your self before I smack your bloody face!”

So last night, while trying to force myself to sleep, I’ve made a list of things yang sepatutnya datang dengan alarm ynag boleh menyahut bila kita panggil namanya.

Contoh, bila aku panggil selipar, dia akan menyahut

“Selipar dekat sini, sebelah pintu, dalam longkang”

Contohnyela kann

Ok, ni bukan contoh dah, ni list dia.

Kunci Kereta

Sangat benci bila kau dah lambat, tiba-tiba tak jumpa kunci kereta.

They should have a remote for car key as well.

Nak- nak bila dahla lambat, hujan pulak. Lepas tu beg kau macam sarang naga, kapal selam apa bagai semua boleh isi. Kunci pulakkk tak jumpa. Seluk punya seluk pun still tak jumpa.

Amarah

Kunci Rumah

Hari tu mak aku datang dengan cd gamba lama-lama, dia datang sebab nak suruh ajar macamana nak upload gambar dekat facebook [haih, cerita facebook emak ni kene satu entry hehe]. Dahla tengahari tu panas, tiba-tiba boleh pulak kunci gate aku hilang.

Mak macam

“Ni tak bagi orang datang ke apa?”

Itu satu, lagi satu bila balik malam-malam lepas tu tak jumpa kunci. Gila menggelupur, takut je aku tetibe ada hantu muncul dari belakang, kiri dan kanan. Heheh

Spek mata.

Aku memang rabun yang dekat nak jatuh kategori buta. Tak pakai spek memang tak nampak apa. Kadang-kadang bila bangun pagi, tak tahu mana pegi spek.

Series aku tak paham macamana orang suka nak pakai spek macam ni. Aku penah try, terus rasa nak mengamuk

Tak pun lepas nak bukak contact lense.

Masa ni series rasa nak menjerit. Pening ok, tak boleh nampak betul-betul!

Purse

Haih.

Ini lagi satu.  Time aku tengah gigih kejar bai roti, time tulah dia nak hilang. Bai dah tunggu ni, purse tak jugak jumpa.

Sakit otak!

You definitely deserve an alarm.

Parking Ticket.

Seriously, I just don’t understand kenapa parking ticket suka menghilangkan diri. Aku rasa aku dah letak alok-elok dekat satu tempat tapi bila time nak balik and bayar packing mesti tak ada.

Apa ni? Kenapa suka bergurau-senda macam ni? Tak kelakar ok kalau kene bayar RM50. Baiklah aku makan kfc [gila mahal makan kfc sampai RM 50] dari bayar parking.

Ok pembetulan. Baik aku makan KFC sambil parking dekat jockey.

Remote tv/astro/dvd

Kannnn. Hari dah malam, baru lepas tengok cerita yang menyeramkan. Terus rasa nak baca doa lalu memaksa diri untuk tido tapi tiba-tiba remote pulakkkkkkkkkkkkk tak jumpaaaaa.

Sangatla benci terpaksa menahan takut walaupun hantu dah ada dekat tv sambil kepala pening mencari remote.

Tak pun masa tiba-tiba tahu ada cerita best, time tu jugakla remote nak hilang. Iskhhhhhhhh kau niii.

Ok. Setakat tu je sebab lepas tu tetibe aku tersedar hari dah pagi.

Berjaya jugak rupanya tektik peniduran ku itu .

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Misi menyelamatkan kucing yang terkandas

by chics on Tuesday, 25 January 2011 - 12 am · 20 comments

in Menggelupur,Pets

When I wanted to get in the car to go to emak’s place for the night, I saw mama the cat standing on the awning. I was scared that she might jump as the car moved but thankfully she did not.

When I got back the next day, she was still there. Well, not really therelah. Somewhere there, iaitu di atas ceiling.

Terperangkap.

When I reached home, I called for all the cats to feed them, semua except mama ada so I called her name. No answer. Ok, maybe dia tengah jalan-jalan and will be back soon, dah banyak kali macam tu.

But as I stepped into the kitchen sambil bercakap-cakap dengan kucing-kucing yang lain [sian diaaa, cakap dengan kucing je], I heard a loud mew from an untraceable source.

Seriously, aku tak tahu mana datang bunyi tu. Macam dari bilik belakang, tapi bila pergi bilik belakang takde pulak. Tempat lain pun sama. After few minutes figuring out, aku rasa dia dekat atas bumbung. Ni mesti melepak  dari semalam lepas tu tetibe tak tahu turn ni tau.

Proses nak menengok samada dia ada atas bumbung adalah keji, aku terpaksa melompat-lompa tetengah hari buta depan rumah sambil diperhatikan oleh construction workers dari rumah berdekatan. Mesti diorang fikir, anak siapalah yang terlompat-lompat tetengah hari buta ni?[aku dah guna kerusi tapi tak nampak]

Masa ni, suara mama dah beralih dari dapur ke depan rumah, meaning, kalau aku lompat komfem nampak.

Setelah berjaya membuat lompatan tertinggi, ternyata dia takda, meaningggggggg, dia terperangkap atas ceiling, bawah bumbung.

My tekaan adalah terbukti bila dengar dia berjalan and mencakar-cakar dari atas ceiling. How the hell did she get in there, aku pun tak tahu.

Ah sudahhhhhhhhhhhh, camana aku nak suruh dia turun niiiiiiiii? Dahla dia ni buta sebelah, surelah penglihatan dia tak berapa bagus.

Makin lama mkin kuat dia mengiau. Kalau aku biarkan mungkin dia akan mati keletihan, kehausan, kepanasan.

Shitttt. Time-time macam inilah rasa nak hempas badan dekat perabot sambil bertanya kenapa you takde siniiiiiiiii, bedmate? Kenapaaaaaaaaa?  Kalau tak mesti senang, I buat muka panik + gedik mesti you dah settle kannn.

Haihhh.

Nak tak nak, terpaksalah aku settlekan sendiri.

Lepas puas survey ceiling rumah, I noticed there’s an opening to the ceiling dekat wardrobe room. Cumaaaaaa ianya dalah tinggi.

Ahhhhhh tapi, takpe, aku ni bukannya pendek sangattttt.

Dasar tak sedar diri aku terbukti, bila  aku ambil kerusi dan berdiri lalu menyedari, kalau letak 2 kali aku pun belum tentu sampai.

Babis.

Setelah berusaha memanjangkan badan gagal, I opted to pinjam tangga dekat rumah emak. Nasib baik rumah mak aku dekat, kalau rumah mak aku dekat Glasgow?

Dalam kereta mendapat idea untuk mengheret adik aku mintak tolong, tapi impianku musnah bila nampak dia keluar nak pegi keje.

Cubaan kedua, memanjat tangga untuk nak ke lubang ceiling itu.  As I am typing this aku terfikir. WTF was I thinking, tak takut ke nak naik ceiling? Tetibe dah naik nampak err..err ok hari dah malam jadi aku tak berani nak type.

Anyway, walaupun dah panjat tangga tetap tak sampai okkkkkkkkkk!!

Tak sampai jugakkkkkkkk

Masa ni aku macam bertanya  sambil memaki sendiri, apasalla aku tak tingggi niiiiiiiiiiiiiii? Kalau aku tinggi macam Giselle Bundchen komfem aku dah bukak ceiling dengan muka ala-ala supermodel okkkkkkkk.

Ini tidakkkkkkkkkkkk.

Dahla panas, sebab aku tutup kipas. Kang bukak karang, terputus pulak kepala aku kene kipas. So adalah berpeluh nak mati.

Muke berlengas dan keciwa. Sempat jugak nak cazmwhore tu kan.

Aduhhh. Macamana ni?

Perlukah aku panggil bomba? Tapi kejinya nak suruh bomba masuk rumah aku yang  terdapat pelbagai artifak yang agak mengejutkan di dalamnya. Tapii kalau aku tak panggil, mama mungkin mati.

Arghhhhhhhhhhhh.

Dalam aku bermonolog sendirian, tetibe aku nampak seekor kucing buncit melompat masuk.

Mama!

Wah, walaupun kau buta dan suka memekak tetapi ternyata kau tak crack under pressure. Berkesan juga latih tubi yang akak berikan selama ini [wtf?]

Syabas, mama. Syabassssssss.

Tak perlu akak kau ni panggil bomba.

Tapi kesian, haus betul dia. Masuk dapur terus minum air lama-lama :(

Susah gila nak ambik gambar, kene kepit dia dulu baru boleh. Nampak tak mata belah kiri yang dah buta?

Malam tu, mama and the others dapat makan sedap. Happy betul diorang.

Kucing happy, kakak pon happy :)

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