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This morning:-

1. I terlajak tidur. I was supposed to wake up at 4 to mandi hadas and have some sahur. I thought I set the alarm already.

I did. But I set it for next Wednesday instead.

Bongok.

Besok jelah aku puasa hehe.

2. I guling-guling on the bed instead of get up straight away. Dengan tiba-tiba aku terkentut, sangat kuat. Berasa lega tetapi ternyata kelegaan itu telah menimbulkan cemas kepada seseorang.

Orang itu bingkas bangun lalu memegang kakiku sambil berkata “Are you ok?”

I wanted to say, “Of course I am, it’s juts a big fart,” instead I said give my hehe smile.

3. I was happy to see my cats were happy with the new place but then I felt sad, I still haven’t found Jesse. He was still missing.

Shall go to the old house to look for him again.

Jesse, don’t pergi merayau ok? Kakak miss you.

4. I was bersemangat to pakai one of my old kebaya, yang aku suka pakai when I was still unattached. Disebabkan aku rasa aku dah kurus dan disogokkan dengan kata-kata “Kau dah kurius chics” oleh rakan-rakan I thought ahhhhhhh mesti bolehh muat punyaaaaa.

Tapi ternyata cibai.

Kain masih mengetat dan hampir mrekah di bahagian punggung.

Damn you bontot berlemak. Aku hiris lemak tu buat kebab kang baru tau. Hoh!

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