Case 1
Venue: Home
Emak: Hello?
Me: Hello *Sniffle
Emak: Apasal tersrot-srot 1 tu? Awak demam ke?
Me: Nolah, selsema je.
Emak: Heyyyyyyyy, awak jangan main-main naaaaaaaaa, kalau orang asthma kene H1N1 nanti severe bla..bla..
Apakahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? Bila pulak aku cakap aku demammmmmmmmmmmm?
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Case 2
Venue : In a dark bedroom
Me: What are you getting for my birthday?
He: Your birthday?
Me: Yelah, my birthdaylah, next yearrr [nasib baik gelap kalau tak komfem nampak muka aku yang malu sebab tak malu dah mintak hadiah next year haha]
He: Hmm what do you want?
Me: Hihi charm bracelet from Thomas Sabo.
He: Ok remind me later ok.
Me: Ala, don’t wantla remind-remind, tak surprisela like thatt [Like wtf okkkkkkkkkkkk nak surpriseee padahal aku sendiri yang mintak]
He: Nolah, later if you don’t remind me, I forgot then I buy charm bracelet from Ah tim and Ah Soo, how? But actually it’s ok alsolah right, almost the same what.
Cissssssssssssssssssssss. Cissssssss. Cisssssssssssssssssssss
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Case 3
Venue: Emak house
Me: Eh, awak nak akak sponsor hantaran tak?
Brother: Ha, boleh.
Me: Nak sponsor apa?
Brother : *Took quite sometime to think* Perfumelah!
Me: Takkanla perfume? [ I mean I wanted to chip in for something with bigger amount]
Brother: Habis tu apaaa?
Me: Manala akak tahu, awak cakaplah.
Brother: *Sengih keji* Kalau macam tu sponsor duit hantaran jela terus.
Bongokkkkkkk
- selsema ↩
