2009

Sengal

by chics on Tuesday, 1 December 2009 - 10 pm · 10 comments

in crap

I am at Padang, OU teman orang main futsal.

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Adalah malas nak ikut sebenarnya tapi sebelum tu adalah pergi makan balitong dekat avalala. Jadi ikut jela, sekali harung.

Kalau dulu semangatla nak teman bf-bf[wahh banyak bf kau?] main futsal tapi sekarang baiklah aku main game dekat rumah. Lagipun takde kawan, nak ngorat mamat hensem macam gagal jugak.

Gila loser memblog masa orang tengah main futsal tapi takpe wifi free. Cuma yang bangangnya dia block twitter and fb. Tahaper-haper ntah. Katanya untuk kegunaan awam, motif nak block?

Oklah sengalla pulaak jari ni ha, jumpa di lain masa ye [cih macamla diorang heran sangat nak datang sini baca blog kau chics].

Tata

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Bosan dan boring

by chics on Tuesday, 1 December 2009 - 12 pm · 14 comments

in crap,random

So fucking bored,tak tahu nak buat apa.

  1. It has been raining since last night. Adalah sangat sejuk, bertambah sejuk bila nampak snow berguguran dekat blog. Haha saiko saikoooooooooooooooooooooo
  2. And because it is raining, it is too cold for me to shower. Ada air panas tapi tak eloklah untuk kesihatan boleh dapat kanser kulit tau [ok ni aku yang memandai-mandai]. Alasan untuk malas mandi
  3. I feel like going out, buy something and also to go for waxing – brazilian. Tapi aku takut juga malu nak kasi kakak/amoi tu tengok pepet aku.
  4. Kalau tunjuk dekat lelaki yang berkenaan tak malu sangat sebab ada benda nak di barterkan. Haha

  5. Banyak blog yang aku suka baca dah kene delete atau private. I don’t really like to ask for access sebab mesti ada sebab dia buat macam tu, unless kalau orang tu aku kenal betul seperti tetek.
  6. Tersangat malas. Lapar ni, tapi nak bangun pun malas. Apsalla orang tu pergi kerja? Kalau tak mesti aku hanya perlu makan sahaja, di tempat aku duduk sekarang.
  7. Rasa tamak nak pergi book sale lagi tapi buku-buku ni ha baru baca 5 page dah tertidur. Camane?

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Misteri makanan busuk

by chics on Tuesday, 1 December 2009 - 12 am · 10 comments

in crap

*Note: Do not read this entry if you are eating.

For the past few days I realised my cats, ah beng especially adalah seperti tak sihat. Not entirely but he was not as active as usual. And I found him muntah after eating.

I was wondering why and was worried too. I told Swirly but he said not to worry since he was still active and playing cuma kurang ceria sikit jelah.

Other than that, I also noticed all of them like to cakar-cakar pintu store, where I keep their food but I thought they were just being naughty.

Yesterday evening as usual I fed the cats. Usually I will them different food in the morning – low ph for ah beng’s kidney stone problem and in the evening, I will feed them feline’s principal.

So while I scoped for some feline’s principal using my hand [I was lazy to get bekas or whatsoever], I noticed some weird smell. Sort of foul smell tapi tak kuat sangat. And the smell got stronger when I tried to close the cat’s food.

Hati aku dah tak sedap.

Cipetla, apa la benda pulakkkk yang bau semacam niiiiiiiiiiiii? Dahla datang dari dalam bekas makanan kucing. Being me, dah tentulah aku tak berani nak tengok so I just put it aside and wait for the bedmate to come home.

I was hoping that it was just my imagination. Ye kan hidung aku ni suka nak bau bukan-bukan kadang-kadang tu. Orang cuci lantai aku terbau orang masak kari.

But turned out to be, I was not imagining.

When Swirly got home, aku dengan annoyingnya telah suruh dia cek.

The moment he held the cat’s food, it was wet, bekas dialah. Which was weird sebab mana datangnya air itu? I was pretty sure none of the cats went into the room sebab aku memang dah tutup pintu.

And thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn as he spilled the food onto a plastic bag he said

“Yeah, there’s something dead inside here. A squirrel”

Oh my God! It must have been Syahida! In case you have no idea, siapa Syahida, I wrote about her in this entry.

She must have been mencungkil her way into the cat’s food dan feast herself [ The food bekas was made from paper - standard packaging]. Sampailahhhhhhhhhh dia lemasss dan tak boleh keluarrrrrrr.

Dan air itu, mungkin dia tersangat takut sampai terkencing atau air kencing dia terkeluar lepas dia mati due to beberapa hari menahan. Or it could be the water from her mayat. Eeeeek.

And the cats must have known this sebab itulah diorang asyiklaaa nak masuk bilik tu cakar-cakar pintu. Since squirrel is also a rodent, mungkin itulah sebab ah beng was not feeling well. I will watch him carefully, kalau ada tanda-tanda semakin teruk will bring him tot the vet.

God, I have been feeding my cats makanan bercampur bangkai for the past few days [although I suspected she only died the day this entry was written or the day before judging from the smell and the body belum rotting lagi].

Dan yang paling cibai sekali, aku dah masukkan tangan aku dalam bekas tu sambil korek-korek. Cuba imagine kalau aku ambitious nak capai makanan yang dedekat bawah, komfemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm aku akan tersentuh bangkai syahida. Eekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Itu satu, masa Swirly discovered the carcass and announced it out loud, I was eating nachos lengkap dengan sour cream bagai. Automatically rasa nak terkeluar balik.

Kembang tekak!

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Eh tapi habis gaklah semua nachos tu aku bedal kan hehe [dalam geli kembang tekak tu].

Dengan penemuan yang agak keji ini, misteri makanan busuk dan misteri kehilangan syahida telah terbongkar. Kesian Syahida [ walaupon mati dikelilingi makanan..but still!]

And no, there are no pictures.

Tak kuasa ok aku nak ambik!

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