September 2009

Bro and sis

by chics on Wednesday, 30 September 2009 - 2 pm · 20 comments

in crap

One of the many things that I can’t understand is the word ‘brother’ and ‘bro’

Selalu aku dengar mana-mana aku pergi mamat-mamat sangke ko-ol rambut cakak akan bercakap macam ni

“How are you bro?”

or

“Lu sihat bro?”

or

“Bro, bla..bla..blaa”

Which aku sangatla tak paham, bukankah pronunciationnya sepatutnya “bra” dan bukan “bro”

Yelah, it’s a short form for brother yang kalau melayu sebut brader, asal pulak tetibe bro? Patutnye bra la kan hehe

“Aku ingat, aku nak beli sport rim tula bra”

Haha best tak?

Dan kenapa kau tak buleh je cakap “bang” terus, nak jugakkkkkkkkkkkkk cakap bro. Mungkin adalah lebih stylo bila cakap bro instead of bang kot. Hilang kehenseman dan kemachoan bila cakap bang sesama kawan rambut cacak maybe.

Samalah macam sis and kak, personally aku cringe gila bila orang refer aku as sis. Kak tu ok gak lagi, walaupun aku offended bila orang yang macam lagi tua dari aku panggil aku kakak [okla fine kalau muda pon aku terasa kengkadang haha motifff?], tapi sis macam eeiii kau ni apsalllllllllllllllllllllll?

Kau ingat ni kumpulan sister-sister ke kau nak panggil aku sis?

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Apasal kau suka potong scene yang best ha cibai?

by chics on Wednesday, 30 September 2009 - 12 am · 26 comments

in crap

I have been waiting for sepi since I saw the advert on TV3. And boy, I was excited since it is one of the Malay movies that I love.

Tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sekarangggggggggggggggggggg aku sangat marahhhhhhhhh dengan tv3 yang cibaiiiiiiiiii.

nagaan

nagaan

Suka hati jeee nak potong scene-scene yang best, series macam taik.Kalau ye pon nak potong, potongla scene yang tak penting, macam scene minum fresh oren ke, scene pakai bulu mata palsu mata tidur ke, ni takkkkkkkkkkkk.

Scene yang aku tunggu, scene tulah dia nak potong.

Aku dah perasan dari awal lagi tapi takde la marah sangat because scene tu biasa-biasa tapi bila tetibeeee scene masa Iman and the ex Kahlil tu kene bunuh kene cut seriess aku rasa nak mencarut

Ok silap, aku memang dah mencarut.

That scene is so fucking important lah tau tak?

That was the moment that you can totally understand her gestures, her expression and most importantly the feeling of sepi. That lonely feeling.

Kalau takde tu,susahla nak faham, adakah kahlil tuu khayalan ke? Hantu keee? Kahlil Gibran kee?

Hoh bingai.

Semalam masa shaolin soccer pon sama, adeke pergi potong scene asal usul ng man tat [coach] punya kaki kene potong. And scene tangan berdarah pon potong.

Sheesh

Ni mesti sebab nak make way for iklan which is the main income for the station. Kalau ye ponnnnnnnnnnnn tayahla membuat orang rasa bongok, cukup-cukupla kau membongokkan orang dengan cerita-cerita mak datin tido pon eyelash tebal macam hutan rimba, tak pon sinetron yang tak masuk akal sampai 10235 episod.

Like I said, potongla scene-scene yang tak penting sangat, tak pon tak payah tayangkan terusla, kasi jela RTM tayang [which I have to say, their drama is getting better now]

Ni kalau orang tanak tengok station kau baru tau. Kau tengokla iklan tu sensorang.

Kan aku dah emo aku ni ha.

Dahla movie tu memang emokan, dah nak habis dah tissue aku, ni besok komfem mata bengkak.

Ok dah aku nak pergi minum fresh oren untuk meredakan perasaan.

Ending nak poyo jugak tu hehe

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Adakah membotox dagu?

by chics on Tuesday, 29 September 2009 - 2 pm · 10 comments

in crap

I have this huge zit on my chin, right in the middle. It has bee sitting there since before raya. I managed to refrain myself from squeezing it until two days ago.

Ini bukan stok yang tersembul ini yang kedalam punya, you can only see it if you look closely [siapa pulakk nak tengok jerawat kau chics? Sheesh]

So the attempt to squeeze it adalah gagal, tak kealur pon jerawatnya sikit pon tak – dimana aku sungguhla amarah, sampai merah aku tekan takde pun. Kan orang dah selalu cakap, jangannnnnnnnnnnnnn picit, jangannnnnnnnnnnnnn kalau nak gak pergila facil ke apa, ni takkk.

As the result I have a huge scar on my chin now.

Aku stress tapi aku malas nak pikir. Kalau aku pikirkan sangat nanti jadi saiko pulak.

Anyway, on Sunday evening emak suruh balik rumah around 8 untuk mandikan kucing but when we arrived at her place, ada orangla pulakk tetibe. Jadi sementara tunggu orang tu balik adalah berbual-bual [ kawan dia tu tengah tengok berita]

Emak: Awak buat dagu ye?
Me: What do you mean?

Emak: Tu dagu tu kenapa?
Me: Omaigod, jerawatlahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! U think I botox my dagu?

Emak: Manala emak tau, awak tu bukan percaya sangat.

Cisssssssssssssss. Suka suka hati je nak cakap aku botox.

Although I have the tendency to do such thing [*gasp] tapi aku adalah takut. Adakah gila kau nak biarkan dagu kau di suntik? Sakit tau tak?

And now macam dah nak tertanggal je parut jerawat yang dah bertukar kuping tu [fucking ugly] and I am very itchy to tarik it.

Konon-konon aku rasa bila tarik, muka aku boleh licin macam zeta joneslah, padahalllll…

Tolonglah tangan, janganlah gatal. Bagila can aku nak ada muka elok sikit.

Ok dah tu je.

P/S: Sorry no pictures, takde semangat aku nak ambik gambar bekas jerawat sendiri.

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