July 2009

Sesuka hati

by chics on Tuesday, 21 July 2009 - 12 am · 10 comments

in crap

Random again!

  1. I feel like robot now, semua sebab pegi kelas pilates ken hari ahad – badan sakit dan keras.
    Chics versi robot

    Chics versi robot

    He really tortured me, dahla suka sengih keji dekat aku, mesti sebab aku buat tahaper-haper, dia suruh kanan aku buat kiri hehe.

    Although my badan is sakit but I realised one thing, nowadays I have no problem waking up early. I will wake up before my alarm rings.

    Sounds unbelievable but that’s what happen, it has been weeks now and I still can believe I am forcing myself to go bending and stretching.

  2. My hair sudah mula kelihatan seperti penyapu kering. Dulu kan..kan kannn, I used to have healthy hair yang straight yang menjadi envy kepada ramai orang.Tetapi tidak lagi.

    I am thinking to perform some chemical treatment – colour, treatment bla..bla.. tapi macam lagi menyeksa rambut aku. Mungkin aku perlu biarkan dia tumbuh dengan natural, barula sepadan dengan rambut swirly yang macam dawai haha.

    I mintak ampun, jangan letak I tepi pintu neraka. I tak gelakkan you dah [untuk malam ni]

  3. I am broke and will be broke for the next few months, hebat tak aku meramal masa depan? Hehe
  4. This new layout is pissing me off, notice how I cannot make a new paragraph after the first one? Despite putting the “<br>” code, I even put it twice!I hate it when I read blogs with no paragraphs, mata aku akan juling nak scan
  5. Dah lama aku tak tayang barang dekat blog ni, rasa macam tak hip dan stylo pulak hehe. Mungkin aku patut tayang seluar kuning yang dah jadi roti canai itu.

    Eh, which remind me, I haven’t see that seluar for quite sometimes already.

    Dimanakahh?

    Adakaha emak dah buangggggggggggg?

    Shittttttttttt

    Selamat tinggal seluar kuning :(

  6. Lalu dengan rasminya aku dah takde seluar nak pakai. Ada sebenarnya tapi semua bila sampai part bontot macam stuck. So terpaksa goyang kiri, goyang kanan slow-slow tarik atas.

    :(

    Beyonce agaknya ada rasa macam ni tak?–>soalan penyedap hati

    beyonce1

    Hohh kau sedar tak beyonce tu cun,tetek sama saiz dengan bontot, kauuuuuuuu?

Tsk.

Oklah I want to go down now, see you laterrrr [kengkonon merajukla, padahal takde motif haha]

Muah muah!

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:(

by chics on Monday, 20 July 2009 - 12 pm · 8 comments

in angst,life,sadness

The other day I feel like having the chilled chocolate chip ice blend from Starbucks so we headed to Plaza Masalam.

When I wanted to get out from the car, I noticed there’s a kancil next to us with a man [in his early 20's maybe] inside, sitting at the front passenger seat.

I didn’t really took notice of him, except that he look like a mentally handicapped. I thought, oh maybe his guardian turun kejap nak beli barang or food across the road or something like that.

So I just went ahead to enjoy my drink on that hot evening. Drink, people watching, talk , gossip and bla..blaa. You knowlah, the usual thing that people do at coffee places.

After we had enough, we walked back to the car.

This was when I realised that kancil was still there and the guy was still in the car.

He looked lost.

He must have been bored to death and wondering, when will these people come back and talk to me?

I felt sad.

How can someone left him all alone by himself for quite a long time? Takde rasa kesian and serba salah ke tinggalkan dia macam tu?

If you think it’s troublesome to bring these type of people, the differently abled or mentally handicapped, leave them home so they can be comfortable.

If you don’t have anyone to watch or take care of them, bring them along wherever you go. What’s wrong with having them around?

They have feelings too, just that maybe they are not good at showing them.

Surely you remember the feeling when you were small, your parents left you in the car to get something and told you, sternly, to stay in the car.

I remember that feeling.

I felt fidgety, anxious and I wanted to get out, to jalan-jalan and to see people.

So I am sure he was feeling the same way too.

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Kisah kentut dan Harry Potter

by chics on Monday, 20 July 2009 - 12 am · 19 comments

in outing,personal opinion

I went to watch Half Blood Prince last Saturday. I don’t read the books but I love to watch the movie. Hehe aku memang pemalas bab baca buku.

HP

This won’t be a review for the movies, I assume many of you bunnies tak tengok lagi but I want to say one thing, I went WTF when the movie ended. Why? You have to watch it to know.

Hari ini adalah bercerita tentang pengalaman semasa menonton Harry Potter.

There are only two places that I love to catch a movie – GSC Signature and Cathay Cineplex[Platinum]. Sebab?

a) Aku mengada
b) I hate it when people make noises, narrate  movies and such – uncivilised acts.
c) I will always hendak terkencing atau terberak, the bigger the isle is, the smaller the crowd is, lagila senang aku nak jalan pergi toilet.

I have tried Cineplex Platinum, but I love GSC Signature more. Sebab apa? Sebab the cafe, Glitters, food dia sangatlah setappppppp!

Lagi setap dari sesetengah restaurant, no kidding man!

The food choices at cineplex are not interesting and the rasa is so-so only. Harga agak mentekedarah tapi yang kau gatal pergi order jugak tu apasalkan? Hehe

I always go for sautee mushroom and vege at Glitters GSC. The first time I tried it, oh love! And I was quite surprised sebab I was expecting for some urgh food.

I had that yesterday and he had funghi aglio Olio. Juga setapp!

Anyway, the movie was all good except for…

Aku terkentut tanpa henti.

You see the night before I went for my monthly jamu. Sebenarnya bulan lepas aku tak pergi pasal when I went there the abang and kakak jamu was not around, 2 kali aku pergi and 2 kali dia takde. The place is quite far dekat chow kit, malasla aku nak pergi tengok tetipa hari.

So I skipped last month dan pergi minggu ini. Usually the kakak will combine 2 jamu for me. One is to regulate my menses and the other one is to buang angin, coz I told her I selalu sakit badan and banyak angin.

Akibatnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Haba pendam pemeluwapan [wahh sukati aku je haha].

Bootttttttt sana booot sini dan kadang-kadang prutt pisssss.

Tapi selalunya booootlah kan.

Tak kesahla kalau dekat rumah ke apa, tapi ni masa tengah tengok movieeeeeeeee? Apakah tiba-tiba masa diorang tengah main magic wand tiba-tiba akan terdengar boootttt?

Macam.. “Illuminuss,” kata Harry dan bila dia ketuk tongkat dia..boottttt. Bunyi kentut dari seseorang.

Kalau itu berlaku sungguhla keji! Dan malu!

So I had to tahan it and it was very agonizing, I tell you!

Sebab bila segerombolan angin nak keluar, maka aku terpaksa kemut bontot kuat-kuat dengan perasaan risau, takut terlepas, kerana kalauuuuuuuuuuuuuu terlepas, comfirm the sound will even scare a mosquito.

I had to excuse myself to the ladies twice sebab rasa macam tak larat nak menahan gelora di bontot dah. Dahla takut ok nak pergi toilet dia sorang-sorang kot-kot ada hantu ke apa kan.

Ala biasalakan, mesti adela cerita , oh gsc ni dulu tapak pembunuhan , or ada perempaun mati dibunuh or ada pekerja ati masa buat kerja kemudian roh datang tuntu bela.

Walaupun aku tak pernah dengar such story about GSC tapi aku takutt jugakk. Kencing dengan extra laju sambil memaksa kentut.

But you know what? kentut itu adalah bersifat celaka, bila aku dah readykan diri tak aklahhh pulakkkkkkkk keluarrrrrrrr. Agak lama gak aku bagi dia time but nothing ok!

Sungguh keji! Aku dahla takut duduktoilet tu lama-lama.

The moment aku duduk balik, situuuuuuuuuuuulah dia bergelora.

Sangat amarah ini!

Jadi penontonan Harry Potter saya adalah sedikit sengsara. Nevertheless, I enjoyed the movie!

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