Kisah kentut dan Harry Potter

I went to watch Half Blood Prince last Saturday. I don’t read the books but I love to watch the movie. Hehe aku memang pemalas bab baca buku.

This won’t be a review for the movies, I assume many of you bunnies tak tengok lagi but I want to say one thing, I went WTF when the movie ended. Why? You have to watch it to know.

Hari ini adalah bercerita tentang pengalaman semasa menonton Harry Potter.

There are only two places that I love to catch a movie – GSC Signature and Cathay Cineplex[Platinum]. Sebab?

a) Aku mengada
b) I hate it when people make noises, narrate  movies and such – uncivilised acts.
c) I will always hendak terkencing atau terberak, the bigger the isle is, the smaller the crowd is, lagila senang aku nak jalan pergi toilet.

I have tried Cineplex Platinum, but I love GSC Signature more. Sebab apa? Sebab the cafe, Glitters, food dia sangatlah setappppppp!

Lagi setap dari sesetengah restaurant, no kidding man!

The food choices at cineplex are not interesting and the rasa is so-so only. Harga agak mentekedarah tapi yang kau gatal pergi order jugak tu apasalkan? Hehe

I always go for sautee mushroom and vege at Glitters GSC. The first time I tried it, oh love! And I was quite surprised sebab I was expecting for some urgh food.

I had that yesterday and he had funghi aglio Olio. Juga setapp!

Anyway, the movie was all good except for…

Aku terkentut tanpa henti.

You see the night before I went for my monthly jamu. Sebenarnya bulan lepas aku tak pergi pasal when I went there the abang and kakak jamu was not around, 2 kali aku pergi and 2 kali dia takde. The place is quite far dekat chow kit, malasla aku nak pergi tengok tetipa hari.

So I skipped last month dan pergi minggu ini. Usually the kakak will combine 2 jamu for me. One is to regulate my menses and the other one is to buang angin, coz I told her I selalu sakit badan and banyak angin.

Akibatnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Haba pendam pemeluwapan [wahh sukati aku je haha].

Bootttttttt sana booot sini dan kadang-kadang prutt pisssss.

Tapi selalunya booootlah kan.

Tak kesahla kalau dekat rumah ke apa, tapi ni masa tengah tengok movieeeeeeeee? Apakah tiba-tiba masa diorang tengah main magic wand tiba-tiba akan terdengar boootttt?

Macam.. “Illuminuss,” kata Harry dan bila dia ketuk tongkat dia..boottttt. Bunyi kentut dari seseorang.

Kalau itu berlaku sungguhla keji! Dan malu!

So I had to tahan it and it was very agonizing, I tell you!

Sebab bila segerombolan angin nak keluar, maka aku terpaksa kemut bontot kuat-kuat dengan perasaan risau, takut terlepas, kerana kalauuuuuuuuuuuuuu terlepas, comfirm the sound will even scare a mosquito.

I had to excuse myself to the ladies twice sebab rasa macam tak larat nak menahan gelora di bontot dah. Dahla takut ok nak pergi toilet dia sorang-sorang kot-kot ada hantu ke apa kan.

Ala biasalakan, mesti adela cerita , oh gsc ni dulu tapak pembunuhan , or ada perempaun mati dibunuh or ada pekerja ati masa buat kerja kemudian roh datang tuntu bela.

Walaupun aku tak pernah dengar such story about GSC tapi aku takutt jugakk. Kencing dengan extra laju sambil memaksa kentut.

But you know what? kentut itu adalah bersifat celaka, bila aku dah readykan diri tak aklahhh pulakkkkkkkk keluarrrrrrrr. Agak lama gak aku bagi dia time but nothing ok!

Sungguh keji! Aku dahla takut duduktoilet tu lama-lama.

The moment aku duduk balik, situuuuuuuuuuuulah dia bergelora.

Sangat amarah ini!

Jadi penontonan Harry Potter saya adalah sedikit sengsara. Nevertheless, I enjoyed the movie!

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