Few nights ago, I was lying on the bed, ready to sleep. That time I was alone with MJ, my bedmate was downstairs tengok tv. It was past midnight.
Baru nak lelap, I heard somebody knocking on my window. Dah siapla pulakkk nak ketuk tingkap aku malam-malam nii. dahla bilik aku tingkat atas!
Either pengetuk itu berkaki panjang or takde kaki terapung.
Aku malas nak pikir so I rolled over to MJ, konon-konon ada kawanla kan. Kadang-kadang aku ni kuat berangan, bukan apa pon. This is when I smell something funny.
Bau apa ni? Mula-mula macam tak best tapi lama-lama wangi. Apa jadah bau wangi kuat sangat tengah malam-malam buta ni? Dahla tingkap aku tutup.
Disebabkan aku penakut, I jumped from the bed and ran outside sambil panggil bedmate from tangga.
He came uptairs to comfort me [gila nak sepak budak ni. mengada betul nak comfort-comfort] and we went into the room.
Me: You smell or not? Wangi!
He: Yeah, I can smell. Bau pandan I think.
Me: Fuckla, who use daun pandan in the middle of the night?
He: People cooking maybe? I don’t know.
The he went to the windows, bukak and tengok and he closed them tightly.
I don’t want to say anything, so did he. Takde mood ok. He tucked me, switched off the light and sambung tengok tv.
Aku tak nak pikir, aku nak tido so I stuffed my bantak busuk to my face and tidur.
Besoknya baru aku fikir.
Siapakah yang mengetuk dan kenapa bau wangi? He said maybe orang belakang masak nasi lemak, make sense sebab dia memang jual nasi lemak.
Tapi sepanjang-panjang dia jual nasi lemak kenapala malam tu je yang bau? Dan aku rasa aku tau beza bau pandan dalam nasi lemak dengan bau wangi yang malam tu.
Wahh nak jugak tulis ala-ala mastika tu. Manala tau kot besok aku masuk mastika sambil buat muka pelbagai reaksi. Macam sial ok.
Anyway, I told my mum about it. And being emak, confirmla aku kene balik
“Tula, dia nak suruh sembahyang, baca quran. Bawak-bawakla baca quran”
Aduh, amik kau. Padan muka aku tapi insafla kejap.
Anyway, she said she’s scared too especially knowing that ayah will be leaving soon.
Sekarang kalau ada orang ketuk tingkap dia, bolehla dia suruh Ros Kamal to the rescue, besok-besok?
Tapi yang kelakarnya, malam tadi masa nak tidur, I realised there were few books on the bed.
Panduan du’a dan al mathurat, despite knowing that I already have them.
Hehe. Memang kiut mak aku ni

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