Kucing yang derhaka

He messaged me on facebook.  Hah.

But am not going to elaborate more about it sebab naik bosanla pulakk cakap pasal dia ni, kalau nak tau apa dia cakap message me or twitter me okies.

Tak pun baca jelah status fb aku hehe.

Anyway today while I was outside the house I heard two kucing bergaduh.

Turned out to be MJ bergaduh dengan Titten. Both of them was at one of my neighbours balcony. Not a balconyla actually tapi macam bahagian atas rumah depan balcony. Ah whateverlah tak reti aku nak explain.

I think it was Titten yang mula-mula dulu baring dekat balcony tu, tapi lepas tu MJ datang. I knew MJ came later sebab dia sama-sama dekat dapur dengan aku tadi.

But being MJ the Queen, she go and slap Titten on the face and apa lagi, bergumpallah dua ekor tu.

Aku marah betul bila MJ buat prangai macam ni.  Dia selalu macam ni tau, tak suka nak share. Nak dia sorang jeee. Kalau aku sayang kucing lain ke apa, mulalah moody and jealous.

So dari jauh aku jerit

“MJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!! Don’t!! Kakak pukul nanti!”

Macam mak tiri ok, habisla jiran-jiran aku semua dengar hehe , siapala budak gila yang menjerit pagi-pagi buta ni.

Anyway, she backed off bila dengar jeritan puaka aku tu and Titten pon baring balik sambil buat muka tenang [wahh kucing ada muka tenangkah?]

And I continued doing what I was doing.

Tetibaaaaaaaaa

Meowww grr ngiauuuuuuuuuuuuuuu  riowwwwwwwwwwwwww wiowwwwwwwww *sila baca dengan nada kucing, sedikit dengung

I turned and saw MJ pushing Titten.

And Titten fell down from the balcony.

I was like…Titten!!!

Janganlah mati ke patah ke apa.

Thank God she was ok, walked at me and mintak manja.

I know that cats have the ability to balance themselves on air daripada jatuh from high places tapi aku tetap seriau.

Buatnya Titten jenis kucing menggelupur macam aku, komfem masa jatuh tu menggelupur so tak sempat balance.

I scolded MJ who was by that moment, lying down with a triumph face, conquering the balcony.

And you know what she did?

From her initial position facing me, dia terus bangun dan membelakangkan aku.

Cisss!

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