Kepercayaan mengarut chics

Although I always see myself as someone yang tidak superstitious tapi sebenarnya ada satu part aku ni yang superstitious. But my superstition bukannya berdasarkan apa orang tua cakap but bedasarkan my own experience andd basic instinct [nak jugakk guna basic instinct tuuu] aku.

Tapi aku bukanlah sharon stone ye, sharina je.

1. Do not give me watch as my birthday present
   Hadiah jam adalah biasa bila berchenta-chenta. Dan in all my serious relationships ¹, I will never fail to get jam tangan.

   And tak lama lepas tu mesti potong kek.

   The last time that I got that present for my birthday, aku sedikit mengigil until the guy asked me “You tak suka ke?”

   I love it just that.. does this mean goodbye?

   Hah!

   Memang betul pun.

   I know it sounded stupid and kebetulan, tapi I fucking believe it. So whenever my birthday draw near, I always reminded Swirly not to buy me watch.

   Tapi kau tau apa dia cakap?

   “Who said I want to buy you present? ”

   Hoh!

2. Keep your relationship to yourself
   Besides not wanting my private life to be intruded, I decided to keep mum about my relationship until I am hear he said “Aku terima nikahnya..” because every time I told people I am seeing someone, lepas tu mesti jadi cibai.

   I even denied the fact that I was engaged to my friends[even to tetek] padahal tangan bercincin ni haha.

   I am truly sorry but I can’t afford to jinx it.

   Lagipun kejilah bila orang tahu kau jiwang maut sehidup semati tetibe besok dah sensorang.

   Which happened most of time for me.

3. 11:11 is a lucky number
   Each time when the clock strike 11:11, aku akan menjadi excited and will cecepat make a wish.

   Kalau tetengah aku wish tu tetibe jam tu bertukar 11:12 I will get upset sebab macam dengan automatiknya wish aku terbatal.

   Tapi kalau sempat wish, I’ll be happy.

   This is not base on my experience tapi this is purely bangang haha.

   I mean there’s no logic behind it tapi akuu nakkkkkkkkkk jugak cakap benda ni berksesan, kira macam base on instictlaaa macam tu.

   Bangang tak bangang sekarang?

4. Wrong colour and type of underwear will result a miserable day
   I usually plan the colour and type of panty that I want to wear tapi kalau tetibe tak jumpa dan dah lambat, mengakibatkan main sarung je apa-apa jenis dan colour pon, hari itu pasti akan menjadi cibai. Same goes with bra.
   

   Cantiknya, nakla

   Tapi takyah matching, sila mix and match untuk nampak lebih bergaya. Haha.

5. Toyol will suck my feet thumb if I don’t use selimut
   This one, is purely because of my late maksu, she used to tell me dekat kampung kitorang tu ada toyol and toyol tu suka nak hisap darah dari ibu jari kaki.

   So kalau tak nak kene hisap darah kene selimut or pakai stokin.

   Despite masa tu umur aku baru 8 tahun and sekarng aku dah 29 tahun I still belive tah tah kang bebetul kejap lagi toyol datang hisap.So pakailah selimut cecepat.

   Dan disebabkan hal inilah, siang siang buta pun kalau aku tido aku mesti pakai slimut. At least slimut jari hehe

You have pemikiran and kepercayaan karut like me?

Ke aku sorang je?

Nakla ada geng cacat hehe

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