One hell of pengote

Yesterday while customizing the layout, I logged on to facebook. I love multistaking like that. And then I saw a message, a reply from a guy who send me an initial message the day before [berbelit tak? Haha]

I case you are wondering, I knew him and I am sure I will never forget him unless aku kene Alzheimer. Why? Nanti aku explain. Macam biasala, layanla intro dulu, korang ni ponnnn.

Anyway, the corresponding became a short one after I decided to cut it short.

You think I am mean and rude?

Maybe.

But I have my own reason.

Ok bunnies, be prepared to stray away from your work coz here comes grandma story.

You know when sometimes your friends is single and how other people try to hook them up? Well that happened to me. My babe happened to know this guy yang masih single and masa tu aku pun tengah single. Ye ke? Tak surela tapi kalau tak single ke arah nak single la [tu bermakna bf aku masa tu macam cibai].

So she introduced me to this guy, yang diberi gelaran disini sebagai “pengote dubai”. Like the nickname, he is based in dubai. So on the first contact he called me, all the way from dubai and then masa second time pun sama, that time he was in Paris ke Rome. Tah aku tak ingat.

He was sweet, funny and caring – well from the phonecalls la kan.

Tapi lama-lama dia mula berperangai cibai. He asked me to call him back which being a stupid person, I did resulting my phone bill to rocket up to RM2 k in one month. Ok fineeee, malas nak kecoh dan bodoh I just paid them.

Itu takpe, later he asked me whether I can pay his credit cards bills or not, despite earning like.. USD10K per month. Like what the fucking shit is this? Walaupon aku bodoh tapi aku takdela sebodoh tu so I said donwan.

He also asked me to booked a suite at Pan Pacific sehari sebelum dia balik, using my own money. What are you, Prince William? Apa kau ingat aku nak berabis banyak tu untuk kau?

Agak hilang akal bila dia ajak aku kawen dekat Dubai tapi tak payah kasi tau parents aku. Hilang akal ke tidak?

And thennn I started to get weird emails and calls from other girls, asking what is my relationship with that guy, who was theirrr [theirr ok!] boyfriend.When I confronted him he said

“Oh you jangan layan semua tu. Tu semua ex I yang saiko”

Wah hebat betul kau kan, ramai gila ex kau jadi saiko. Tapi masa tu aku tak terpikirla pulak kan, katanya bodohhhh so aku pon percayalah.

Yet the ultimatum was when I found out that he was actually married.

So I told him off, the so-called-relationship ended.

Despite my burning-killing-words, he came back. Macam amnesia ok mamat ni but that time I already lost my Miss title and I don’t knowlah, we started to talk to each other again.

And thennnnnnnn he told me dia sebenarnya tak bahagia with the wife. Like what the fucking shit are you telling me all this bullshitlah man? That is so cliche. Bila rasa nak mengote je kasi alasan tak bahagia dengan wifelah, wife tak pandai layanlah, GF I keras kepalah lah. Lanchauu. Betul-betul ticked me off especially when he said,

“Rumahtangga I panas sebab kitorang takde anak lagi”

Wah, bestnya excuse. Pandai pulak nak anak ye, abih kau siang malam mengote di serata dunia tu kau tak pikir? Apa kau ingat bila dah ada anak boleh tinggal duduk dalam laci macam tu je?

I knew he was still with his own perangai sebabbbbb aku ada kenal bebrapa orang yang masih bercinta-cintaan dengan dia masa tu.

Plus, dia ada cakap to one of the girls yang dia dah bercerai, which is not true.

So I told him off, again.

And thennnnn he came back, with amnesia again. Pelik aku mamat ni tau. Dia macam short term memory lost ke apa?

Tapi this time he told me dia nak repent, tak lama lagi nak pergi umrah. Dia nak ajak wife dia pergi sekali. I don’t know whether to believe him or not but I wish him all the best.

But lately I heard some familiar news about him. Old habit die hardlah orang kata. Which make me so marah.

Berapa ramai perempaun lagi kau nak tipu niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?

What do you think women are? Yes some of us adalah bodoh dan naive but janganlah buat as if kau tu baik dan noble tapi sebenarnya cibai.

Tahu tak berapa ramai perempaun yang sememangnya is looking for someone who can make them happy and return the favour? Juga to be appriciated just like any other human being.

But then come this type of guy yang konon-kononnya have all thoce criteria tapi sebenarnya have his own motives.

So yeah, sebab tu bila dia nak contact-contact dengan aku, aku tak nak.

Pegila mati kau.

If you are single, check your friend list, ada ke tidak mamat ni? Kalau ada, regardless how sweet he is, cut him. He’s not worth you time.

Trust me.

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