Keji:Mengencing secara laju.

I have a problem. People think I pee too “quickly”.

My bedmate often looked at me with a question mark on his face whenever I came out from the loo earlier than him [when we were at the mall, no we do not pee or shit together ok!].

He would say “So fast?”

And I would answer “My salur kencing and pepet so small, so the kench is sikit , that’s why so fastlah”

Of course I can say that, he has seen everything so no poin to be malu-malu. Yelah selama ni tak malu bukak baju sendiri tetibe nak explain malu-malu, apahal?

But, I can’t say that to other people, precisely guys can I?

Sometimes when I am out with a guy and we go to the toilet they would gave me the same remarks, I would just smile. Gatal je mulut aku nak menjawab tapi aku jawab kang takutla pulak.

Honestly, takkanlah aku nak lepak dalam toilet tu even dah lama habis kench? Same goes thing when it comes to buang air besar.

But yeah, I think I kench faster compared to the other girls. When I go tot he toilet with other girls, I noticed I will be the first out to get out from the toilet cubicle.

Which make me wonder, how are girls suppose to kench?

I mean, we let down our panties, kench, wash – make sure semua tempat kene air, wash again, wipe and pakailah seluar kan?

Habis tu apa yang lama sangat? Perlukah aku membuang masa melihat-lihat, belek-belek padahal tak ada apa nak tengok?

Kadang-kadang aku memang segaja membuang masa duduk dalam toilet tu lama-lama pasal malas nak menjawab.

Why is this a problem? Because people might think aku tak basuh kench or tak basuh bersih. I basuh bersihh okkkkkkkkkkk. Walaupun aku ni memang pemalas tapi takdelah sampai macam tu. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tah hape je kan masalah ni? But it does bug me whenever I go to the toilet with other people.

How liao?

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http://www.saraberryles.blogspot.com Ara

woah… byknye maklumat psl kencing2 ni… :shock: eh, aku pun slalu ckp 'nk g kench jap ni..' haha! kalau berak, 'ber..' ade kwn lg comel ckp 'berry' – nk berry la..' HAHA! :mrgreen:

aku lak x sure i kicin lame ke x..average kot..haha…tp kalo toilet busuk, mmg la nk kua cpt..kuikuikui…

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haha kan berry-berry . toilet busuk, aku lansugn taknak melainkann dah tak tahan tersesak sangat

http://faiezspeaks.wordpress.com Faiez

Hahahahahaahah! Aku rasa pompuan mmg kencing laju dari lelaki (and ada pompuan yg lagi laju dari pompuan lain). Jawapan nya mudah… kalau lelaki dia lama nak tunggu semer habis, sampai ke titisan terakhir pastu siap shake2 :D

Pompuan lak, ada laju and ada kurang laju ikut size. Kalau banyak kawasan kena cover, slow la sikit nak cuci :D

Tapi aku pun mmg kench and ber lagi cepat dari Michal. Dia pun takjub sebab aku kench and ber sekelip mata. Haha!
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Hahahaah ye kan,, nak shake-shake lagiiii. Nasib baik kencing lurus tak bertrabur senang nak cuci hahaha

http://otakbelacan.blogspot.com Nad with the (h)

Aku rasa part kench ni sebenarnya skjap aje. Part telek-belek muka, rambut, touch up, betulkan apa yang patut, cuci tangan, keringkan tangan – ahh tu semua lah factor menyebabkan lambat.

Padehal padehal. T_T

Kalau kat facebook ni, aku dah click I like this. Haha.
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Tak ni aku cakap dalam cubicle toilet tu, takkanla ko tengah kench telek muka kott.. hahah sini nanti aku buat like this hahaha

tijah

wah! sama la kita. harus tubuhkan KKL nih…kelab kencing laju. kau presiden ya?

http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

Hahha ok, maka secara automatik aku lantik kau naib presiden

http://www.sixthseal.com Huai Bin

Hmm…I tend to take a rather long time in the toilet. :roll:

I have no idea why.
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Haha maybe you just enjoy doing your business?

moi

chics; aku plak memang suka kencing…. aku kencing kerap… sebab aku gemuk air… minum air banyak cam badak (ni adik aku kata-dia mmmg keji)… kalau kat opis pun cam aku jer yg asyik ke toilet… eh tapi aku mmg suka kencing n berak….

mcm ko gak aku mmg kencing jap jer…. tapi puas hati lah takde lah rasa cam tak puas ke… tersentat2 ke… normal lah wei kencing kejap tu… takpe2 ramai jer geng kau… dah boleh buat "club kencing kejap" :evil:

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Aku kuat kencing gak, sebab paksa diri minum air kot, imagine kalau aku kencing lama, tak ke hari-hari dipenuhi dengan duduk dekat dalam toilet je? Cesss

Hhaha tula, meh join kelab kencing sekejap kau jadi seketeri haha

syarina

i've been a silent reader of yours!:)..

tapi topic kencing ni buat i terpanggil untuk comment :P….i pun kencing laju..and i actually understand your delema..wakakaka..mungkin orang nama sharina/syarina ni kencing laju kot…heh..takde kena mengena…

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Hahaha mungkinlah,, maybe syarina=sharina = kencing laju dalam bahasa yang kita tatau haha

http://www.fatiyahh.blogspot.com fatiyahh

Chics, adalah sangat sama!!!!!

I pun heran kenapa orang kench lama sgt. Pernah gak terpikir or I yang kench laju.

Tapi rasanya sebab dari boarding school lah. Dah biasa bila nak kench ada ramai lagi yang beratur tunggu turn so sebab tu selesaikan secepat mungkin bagi can kan orang lain.

Dah 5 years training lama-lama kench pun kuar cepatla kot. haha
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Hahah yeee, ada kemungkinan gak tu kan, lagi satu sebab takut especially malam-malam, so paksa kengin tu keluar laju-laju hehe [kejinya prangai aku ni]

http://5ha5ha8lackkatz.blogspot.com/ shasha

hehehehe…takpe la kalo cepat pun..ni kuar dah la lambat..basuh tangan pun tidak terus je kuar dari washroom…eiuuwww…
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Keji sungguh, dahla berak lama tak basih tangan pulak tu [sukati aku je tuduh berak lama herhe]

http://huda405.blogspot.com huda

Chics..

aku pun samaaaa… budak opis aku slalu tnya pesal ko kench or ber kejap sangat ni… tp tulah… tkkn nk lepak lelama setelah segala urusan selesai kan… huhu

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Itula kan, apa jadahla pulakk nak lelamaaa

http://mommyrifqy6704.blogspot.com ct noramiza

hehehehe… pasal kencing pun jadik hal ke :) btw salam kenal

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Mesti, dalam dunia chcisinred yang poyo, semua benda menjadi hal :P

zai

hi…my first time here. we're on the same boat. i always get that comment when i go out with a guy friend. they'd ask apesal u cepat kuar.hahaha….and i dont know how to answer but to smile jer la…like u said…nak wat ape pun duk lam tu lama2 kan…bukan nyer wangi sgt pun.abis jer bisnes…basuh bersih…wipe….kuar la kan… :lol:

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Yeay!! Dah jumpa kawan.. Kann?Apa jadah nak duduk lama-lama dalam tu

http://udaswoop.blogspot.com/ Uda

i have totally no problem dgn org yg kench cpt, malah saya suka lagi & akan beri awak 2 thumbs up!!!! :-)

p.s. i kech cpt jugak, even for a man…. tp masalah lain ialah, i kerap kench…. itu masalah medical kot….