She: Can we have a baby?
He: I think I am ready now, tomorrow or whenever. It’s youlah.
She: But I don’t know when will I be ready. I think I will forever not ready.
He: Hm.. Then how?
She: I know! I know! I know the moment I cry whenever people ask me “Bila nak pregnant?”, haa that time I know I am ready!
He: So did you ever cry when people ask you “Bila lagi nak kawen?”