Kelakar ala saiko

by chics on Friday, 8 May 2009 - 9 am · 81 comments

in deep thinking,life,Uncategorized

Initially I didn’t want to blog about this because I know the person is reading, nanti dia rasa macam wahh bestnya ada orang blog pasal aku.

Tapi after I read an entry of another blogger regarding the same entry [same person pulak tu!], I feel like blogging about it. What the heck lah kan, mehla sini aku popularkan since you really want the attention beserta dengan ucapan ”Hi you, masih meneruskan usaha ke?”

Remember when I said I am considering not to talk about him anymore? Well it was because of a series of messages that I received in facebook. The thread started with

i received a huge box of cupcakes and flowers from a mystery man… and i guess its from ur hubby, tell him thanks for the lovely cupcakes and flowers baby! =D

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa..like that.

My first thought was.. Flowers? Cupcakes? Swirly? Sure or nott?

Not to say that he is an angel, ala come onla , lelaki kalau kau tunjuk tetek depan dia, adakah dia nak diam? Sama jugakla macam perempuan, kau tunjuk duit berkepuk beg LV dan beamer, adakah dia tak senyum manja?

But then it was weird when that person mentioned cupcakes and flowers. Those were not his style. Knowing him, he would not do such things. Lainla kalau dia cakap “He brought me to eat Bak Kut Teh at Jalan Alor where there were some anjing kurap spotted and after that we watched fireflies while eating Jagung Bakar”or “He sent me Kahlil Gibran’s first edition and very touching letter along with it all the way from Pakistan”, mungkinla aku menggelupur jugakkan.

This person obviously wants to mess up with my head and got nothing to do. Mahu mencari entertainment.

Still adalah berasa curious juga so I asked him. When it comes to thing like this, ask. Don’t keep it and don’t assume, better let it out from your system. He was sleeping that time and I was not sure whether to kejut him or not tetapi tetibe dia bukak mata.

Me: Who is Adela Termizi?
He: Who is Adela Termizi?

Me: I received a message on facebook from her saying that you send her cupcakes and flowers.
He: Me? Cupcakes and flowers? What the fuck? *Meloncat bangun

We both then open the message and look at her page.

He: Who is this? Never see her before also. Eh wait did she send me any message on my fb or not?
Me:No *Nampakla plak kantoi aku cek fb dia kan haha

He: Hehe then maybe I should send her message ask her when are we going dating.

Wahh wahh wahh suke kau yee.

Anyway, I decided to play along.

Click here to view the whole thread. If you can’t see clearly enlarge it.

Check out the party part. Damn hilarious ok!

The more aku relax the more she tried to push it. Iskh kau ni, kalau ye pon nak saiko belajar tektik yang betul boleh tak? When you try to push it too hard like that, you fail to sell it lah. Nampak sangat struggle.

I figured this person must be a blog reader coz my facebook profile is restricted to friends only and even that, my status in facebook is in relationship. Plus that time her friends members are only consist of seven people. Adakah struggle buat account untuk mengharass orang?

Unless she main tembak onlylah.

Ni aku rasa dia dah block aku tula pasal gambar dia tak keluar. Tah gambar siapala dia ambik tu, kesian wanita yang tidak berdosa itu.

I did asked Swirly on the motive apahalla dia nak buat macam tu and he said

“Haa tulah you, must be someobody that you pissed off. Jangan nak buat-buat terkejut pulak”

Cisssssssssss. Manade you, I ni kan bersopan santun dan berbudi bahasa. As ifffffffff.

The thing is, she or he made me think. Ok, shit all those thing that used to happen, people menyebok and messing with my life is coming back again and I don’t like it.

Tapikan, memang benda ini adalah kelakar bila diingat hehe.

  • http://honeybarney.blogspot.com zihan

    hehehe…u pon kene jugak eh

    pathetic ini perempuan..or shud i say bi*ch..

    <abbr>zihan´s recent blog post..SELSEMA BABI</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Agak patheticla jugak kann. Macam takde benda lain nak buat

  • http://freakyace.blogspot.com Iz

    orang gila mmg banyak dalam dunia ni =D tetibe tiru dia punye =D lak, hahah

    <abbr>Iz´s recent blog post..Penat Belipat Ganda</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Hahahaha tula aku pon masa tu gatal tangan gila nak tiru =D dia haha

  • diamante

    cacat la adela tarmizi tuh..:D

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Agaklaaa kan!

  • http://www.callmemanje.blogspot.com manje

    "He: Hehe then maybe I should send her message ask her when are we going dating."
    heheheh
    funny la ur hubby~!

    <abbr>manje´s recent blog post..-house renting-</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Kalau ba-bab menggetik dia memang laju

  • http://journeytothemwords.blogspot.com/ moi

    chics, apakah aku seperti katak di bawah tempurung yg dah berbulan tak baca blog… sekarang baru baca….

    komen aku "jomlah kita kesian dengan pompuan tu, … bongeng kan???'

    <abbr>moi´s recent blog post..~ selamat hari ibu ~</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Agak kesian jugaklaaa kannn

  • http://knownasdila.blogspot.com dyla

    oh kak chics ku…

    Kak chika pon kn gak ngan org ni..
    try bc blog ni.. nurulism.com…

    Sebijik apa yg dia say kat her dgn kat u..
    seriusly pathetic…
    nama pun yg sama..
    budget la nak fofular pon kan.. :roll:

    <abbr>dyla´s recent blog post..khas buatmu.. ibuku..</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Gila saiko ok, kalau ye pon tayahla pakai template kan.

  • http://xs2rockstar.blogspot.com rawkstar

    aku carik dia kat fesbuk takde la chics. chis.

    <abbr>rawkstar´s recent blog post..Mari Berenang Bersama Hantu Pinky</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Dia dah deletelaaaaaaaaaa

  • mazu

    chics.. seram & geram pulak aku baca entri ni.. ko ada disclose add rumah kat mana2 x? kang ada lak si saiko stalk ko kat umah.. cam dlm cite omputih tu.

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      macam madonnala pulak hihih. Aku rasa luar-luar dia tak berani kottt

  • Zainah

    @chics, aku rasa dia adalah makhluk tuhan yg kekurangan kasih sayang dan menagih kasih dr org yg dia rase penuh dgn kasih sayang…mungkinkah swirly salah seorang dari kategori itu?

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Mungkinlah dia berasa begitu padahal dia bukannya kenal pon setakat baca dalam blog. Manala tau kot-kot swirly suka gigit ke apa ke haaa

  • jolie

    "i'm scared he will run over me"

    heheh. run over dengan apa?

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Hahaha. wahh aku gelakk tak sedar diri english 2 x 5.

  • http://www.secondsanctuary.blogspot.com Alia

    Eh, aku suka orang-orang macam ni!! ahaha betul lah! Aku suka mess with them even more! Lagi saiko dia, lagi aku sukaaa. I mean there's nothing harm in just playing along kan.

    Tapi sadly, tak der orang saiko yang nak bermain-main dengan aku. :(

    <abbr>Alia´s recent blog post..Nickname</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Aku tak suka. I have been getting this type of crap dari dulu in various format. Ada yang betul ada yang tidak. Letihla

  • http://sweetheaven-jade.blogspot.com Jade

    haha.. pompuan saiko-gile xde keja lain..
    as if xde jantan lain sampai terkejar2 laki org..
    serious that girl adalah sgt desperate untuk mendapat perhatian..

    ~DAMN

    <abbr>Jade´s recent blog post..dilemma =(</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Laki orang best kot because dah tahu what they can offer and how they will treat women, unlike the single guy. The thing is, benarkah dia perempaun?

  • shelly

    kalau aku la babe,memang dah mampos pompuan nih kena langgar dengan kuda peliharaan kelabku..hahaha

    p/s: aku rasa dia saja buat camtuh so that ko annoyed,then buat entry pasal dia..home wrecker!stewpid..

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      jangan babe, your rage is her happiness. Lagi kau marah lagi dia suka. But I bet she/he is smiling bila orang buat entry pasal dia hehe

  • http://xs2rockstar.blogspot.com rawkstar

    saiko sial. oh mannnn~~~hahahhaha.bongokkkkkkkkkk.

    <abbr>rawkstar´s recent blog post..Mari Berenang Bersama Hantu Pinky</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      hahah tula pasal kann tapi menghiburkan!

  • wawie

    ok, part yg..hey u forgot ur =D tu adalah sgt klakar..hahahahahahahaha..
    apa masalah org zaman skrg yg berusaha nak kacau marriege org? aneh!

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      hahahah I was laughing like mad when I typed that. Masalahnya maybe dia menyampah dengan aku, macamlah aku sorang je yang happy which is probably salah aku jugak hehe

  • http://aandes.blogspot.com Aan Andes

    Chics, I don't want to sound like a stalker, but somebody tips me these :D
    http://nurulism.com/2009/05/07/perempuankah-monyehttp://honeybarney.blogspot.com/2009/05/pesanan-u

    Anyway, I like the way u answer the most :D

    <abbr>Aan Andes´s recent blog post..Day 7: Imperial Palace, Narzen-ji Temple & Path of Philosophy (Kyoto)</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Thanks for the link, I dah pergi. I jawab macam tu sebab hahah saje je nak tengok dia berusaha lagi plus I don't want to put myself at the same level as her. Biar jela dia yang bongok sensorang

  • http://aandes.blogspot.com Aan Andes

    One word only – O-M-G!!

    Hahahaha this is freaking hilarious. Especially the part yg u mcm ala-ala tanak layan and tak kisah, and she still nak reply and provoke. Hahahaha. I wonder what's her motif btw. Maybe testing market hahaha whatever but it's very kelakar

    <abbr>Aan Andes´s recent blog post..Day 7: Imperial Palace, Narzen-ji Temple & Path of Philosophy (Kyoto)</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      I knowwww, part party tu I takboleh tahan hahahahaaa. i am not sure what’s her motive, bord maybe, menyampah dengan aku maybe I don’t know but yeah it’s funny

  • missaussie

    whoever this person is, kesian amat dengan dia. betul saiko ini anak~

    tapi sangat lawak amat ape dia tulis tu~

    betul bikin gelak tanpa henti ni!

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      hahahaha tula kan?

  • AzaleaDz

    memang ppuan tu saiko and muka x malu sial.. haha..

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      hahahah tula, tapi sebanrnya iberasa kasihan jugakla. It is sadwhen you have to do such thing to get attention, kan?

  • http://udaswoop.blogspot.com/ Uda

    jgn di hantarnyer msg kat mem gua udah…. terpaksa pakai 'cable' la carik ampunyer badan kalau mcm nie….

    p.s. my gut tells me that she's a he…. serious la….

    <abbr>Uda´s recent blog post..Tax….</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      I have a feeling thisperson might be a guy too coz I know soembody, a guy yang perangai macam ni. Serious!

  • http://reyza-khan.blogspot.com e'

    nape nak memburukkan nama tempat kota damansara. kalau jumpa, tampal je profile dia kat blog chics.. senang.

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Malasla nak buat macam tu, lantakla dia nak gila ke apa. Kalau I sakit hati sangat prolly la kot masalahnya tak sakit hati pon,maybe it was my fault also

  • http://marlizaradzi.blogspot.com AM

    pergh saiko betul!

    <abbr>AM´s recent blog post..</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Itulah! Macam takde kerja lain

  • http://thejourneycontinueshere.blogspot.com/ jyss

    kesiannya la minah tu x de life. dah x der keje sangat tuh yg sibuk harass org cis

    <abbr>jyss´s recent blog post..10 Budak Hitam</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Itula pasall, I bet thisperson really enjoyed what he/she was doing

  • http://kerazee.wordpress.com ary

    Hmm…happened to me once.

    Dat time Nas and I just got married like 2 months.

    Not the same person though.

    <abbr>ary´s recent blog post..http://www.sugarsboutique.com</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Maybe not the same name ;)

  • http://www.zuesarin.blogspot.com zuraida

    hahahahahahah….orang macam ni memang ada masalah mental yang serius. How lame can your life be to a point that you have to invent affairs with people’s husbands….when in fact, you have never even met them? Gilo takde life….macam tak cukup ngan ada imaginary boyfriends, they have to start invent imaginary affairs.

    sigh.

    life must have sucked for them big time.

    zuraida´s recent blog post..I Can Relate to the Ghost of Girlfriend’s Past

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      She must be damn boredlah tu. Nak cari excitement

  • albab

    hi i'm ur silent reader. klakar la ppuan ni. bila org dh ckp pasal dia baru nk delete profile. nampak sgt tu dia kan. tu la cari pasal lg dgn hot2 blogger. pdn muka. tp apa motif poms gila ni? nak meruntuhkan rumah tangga org ke?

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      I rasa she will be back, with a new name and new photos.

  • http://darkangelville.blogspot.com ::diella::

    ish…bace mmg klakar…tp kalo jadik kat aku pown memule agak panas ,la kan…but as said..seb bek pancingan adele itu tidak menjadi..

    kalo tetibe ayat die bertukar menjadi "thanks to ur hubby membawa ke fatty crab"..mesti ko terus pengsan kan…wawawaw..

    *cis fatty crab lagi…bengap aku nie kerna mengterliurkan diri sendiri..ah dem

    <abbr>::diella::´s recent blog post..One In A Miliion</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Kalau sebut fatty crab akan aku tanya beberapa soalan private lagi hehehe. Aku rasa the key to handle this kind of thins is not to panic, stay calm and investigate.

      Ko nak terliur buat apa, bukan boleh makannnn. Sian kau. ala makan je elpas tu makanla ubat, tak boleh?

  • http://nurulism.com chika

    read my blog babe. I pon kena. HAHAHAHHA. Perempuan tu bodoh you know. English pon salah.

    I AM SCARED YOUR HUSBAND WILL RUN OVER ME.

    RUN OVER???????? HUH???!

    Suruh je husband you RUN OVER dia dengan kereta. KAH KAH KAH. Adela Termizi ni memang tak bermaruah.

    <abbr>chika´s recent blog post..Love Story 2009</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Kalau english dia immaculate pon dah terang-terang there's something wrong with her. Bongok betul

  • bebeh

    chics.. i rasa orang ni mmg saiko.. could be a he / she.. based from my analysis, dia mmg kacau bloggers yg ada letak facebook profile on their page (i notice u used to put that dulu kan? maybe u just remove it). so dia leh search ur profile and send the msg.. and berjaya guess which is ur husband and tried to add him too.. that's his / her modus operandi i think, so bloggers2 kat luar sana, pls remove ur facebook profile on ur blogs k.

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      That was last year and I only put it for few weeks lepas tu tak letak. I think she just search for chicsinred in facebook

  • sareq

    hi chics, i've been following ur blog..tetibe arini rase nk komen lak sbb nye rase geram gile ngn pompuan gile tu..anyway, i straight away googled for 'adela termizi' and rupe2nye minah nih mmg modus operandi die fb la..haha.. here's another victim http://nurulism.com/2009/05/07/perempuankah-monye

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Tula kan sebab dia rasa bujak habisla pakai fb tu boleh delete bila terasa diancam hoh

  • Faa

    Lek la chic. Mmg ramai org psiko kat luar sana. Ignore je orang gila canni … hehe …

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Memang aku ignore pon just that this is deja-vu. I don't like it

  • http://foxyfarah.blogspot.com missyf

    saiko tahan gaban.pastu this adela cud be jantan desperate yg saja nak test power.bodoh.serious la.if ramai org dapat message yg sama,boleh report kat facebook nya admin.hehe.

    <abbr>missyf´s recent blog post..guess what? im the finalist and please vote!</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Tak sempat report dah delete account haha. Could be jantan takde kerja also kan?

  • http://atoyis-san.blogspot.com atoyis

    bangang per pompuan tuh..ish..ni dh type bukan suka menyibuk ni nk sajer nk mencelah tepi kain orang ni..aku tak paham ler pompuan cm ni…dia nyer perangai sama jek cm pompuan **** yang suka ambik kesempatan di atas kesenangn org lain

    <abbr>atoyis´s recent blog post..montessori lmab dan hakimi</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Dah memang takde kerjala ni tak pon bosannnn

  • http://5ha5ha8lackkatz.blogspot.com/ shasha

    serius perempuan tuh mangkuk….sengal gila…dan gelupur bila tgk ko rileks je chics…hahahah…..caya la chics!!!….sian la perempuan2 camni…dah tak laku..sibuk lak nak mengendeng kat laki org….dengki tgk org lain bahagia…haihh…bongok tul~!

    <abbr>shasha´s recent blog post..Ingat ingat la…</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      @shasha,
      Aku takdelarasa die nak pon dekat swirly saje-saje nak piss people off kot. Camnola dia nak suka, mukapon tak penah nampakk?

  • Rynna

    Hi Chics. I've been a silent reader of yours for a while now and I got a slap in the face when I saw this cuz ur not the first person! If you google her name, you'll see loads more. My friend got harrassed by her too and we were trying to find out who this person was because she got into a huge fight with her husband over this. What a total bitch la.

    • http://nurulism.com chika

      @Rynna,

      Yaaaa.Kita kena carik siapa DIA!
      really your friend sampai gadoh dengan husaband? Damn tak boleh biar. This girl memang tak guna.

      <abbr>chika´s recent blog post..Love Story 2009</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Oh my God,till that extent? Hope your freinds managed to patch things up

  • Zaza

    Just to let you know – a friend of a firend of mine got exactlySthe same message from the same person. she went beserk and told her off. My God, this person is a Serial Harrasser!!!!

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      I found it funny,mula-mula memangla full of question mark tapi bila I play along, hahaha she's totally dunno what's doing and sungguh pointless. Nak marah pon tak guna dah memang bingai

  • http://dikja.blogspot.com tijah

    ramai pulak org SAKIT OTAK skrg ni ek? aku syak dia adalah desperate spinster nih!

    <abbr>tijah´s recent blog post..luar panas…dalam pun panas…</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Aku lak rasa dia ni sesaje je ni suka-suka takde keje tak pon nyampah dengan aku hehe

  • Zainah

    heeee….chics…ni bukan tahap klako lagi…ni tahap bodoh tahap gaban ni….budak ni takde keja lain ke…ape hal dia nak buat mcm tuh…as if kau tak kenal hubby kau plak…kira dia rase hebat la tuh ingat bole haru biru kacau bilaukan rumahtangga orang…..ni mesti bos terlupa nak bagi keja kat dia ni…dok melopong je kat ofis….otak da jadi mereng….heheheh….astagfirullaaah…….ari ni ari jumaat tak baik mengutuk org…. :mrgreen:

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Tulaaa, bestla konon tetibe besok aku tulis entry "My marriage is over, he is seeing someone else". Haha

  • niniez

    mmg takleh tahan la minah camnih.. kelakar pun ada bace.. ape menda tah yg nak disampaikan.. mmg saiko..

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Tulakan, saiko tak ingat

  • http://peejburhan.blogspot.com peej

    sangat bodoh ok orang mcm tu..

    mcm xde motif tiba2 je kan..

    nak kenakan pun agak2 la kan..

    i mean u know ur husband better la kan..

    flowers n cupcakes…is so not him..

    serious aku benci orang2 mcm ni..

    e eh..tiba2 aku adalah amarah lebih lak..

    <abbr>peej´s recent blog post..vote for foxy mummy~</abbr>

    • http://www.chicsinred.com/blog chics

      Itulah, aku ni bolehla dikatakan agak reti nak kenal and detect pengote tapi setakat ni takdela pulak aku nampak [mintak2 takdelakan hehe].

      Aku pun tak sukela, letihla benda-benda macam ni. Bawak-bawakla matured sikit

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