Oh. Terlupa hendak bercerita tentang lelaki kacak yang hampir-hampir mukanya masuk dalam blog ini [knowing me kan]
It was 2006 I think, in February. Epy and me was still single, ke aku je yang single? Ntah not sure but I was singlelah. It was Saturday night and we were bored so we decided to melepak at Hard Rock since parents epy takde rumah, bolehla aku tido dirumahnya. Macamla kalau parents ade tak boleh kan.
So it was like any other night, we drank carbonated drinks [apa kelas?] and talked crap at the bar until a cute guy came and ordered a corona. He’s not cute but he’s good looking, makaaaaaaaa mata aku yang gatallllllll ini pon mencuri-curi pandang tapi macam-macam gitu jela. Aku sedarlah diri ini siapakan. Hot guy like that would not want a girl like me.
Tapi adalah meleset jangkaan ku, after few moments I saw him looking at me and somehow he came to us. And we talked and laughed. After that Epy’s friend came, me and the guy hit the dance floor. Wahhhhhhhhhh adalah aku rasa macam “hoi orang-orang hard rock, tengoklah jejaka hemsem ini bersamakuuuuuuuuu yang pendek ini hahahaaaaaaaaa” tapi instead of doing that I just dance dengan penuh girang sambil memflirt. Semangat gila aku masa tu!
After few songs, I decided to get back to Epy, takkanla aku nak sekeji itu tinggalkan die dengan kawan die tu. Dahla aku agak takut tengok kawan dia tu, biarpun adalah pilot tapi muka boleh tahan perogol bersiri jugakla, kang tak pepasal aku kene menjawab dengan mak dia kang.
Then the three of us sambung borak-borak when he had to excuse himself sebab dia nak cari kawan dia. Before we parted, we axchanged numbers.
Aku dah kata. Jangannnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Jangannnn cari lelaki di kelab malammmmm tapi degil nakkkkkkkkkkk jugakkkkkkkk.
Disebabkan bosan minum-minum, epy and I decided to menari. Walaupun nampak lesbian tapi aku tak kesah sebab aku memang suka perempaun pon, tetapi tiba-tiba epy cuit aku.
“Oi tengok tu”
And I turned.
I saw that guy. With his friend.
Friend yang sexy pakai short skirt biru sikit lagi nak nampak underwear sambil melse-lese menari dekat badan lelaki itu. Lentuk dia tak payah cakapla.
He saw me and threw some apologetic looks, I just smiled.
Hancur saat-saat glory aku. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That moment Epy told me to stay away from him, knowing aku yang baru heart broken itu. I don’t need such thing. I feel the same way too.
I thought it would end there. But no.
He called me on our way back and I told him, he should have told me he came with his girlfriend sebab if I were the girl, komfem aku sakit hati. Dengan casualnya dia menjawab
“Eh tak, dia bukan girlfriend I, kawan jelah”
Wahhhhhhhhhh, melese-lese gaya erotik adalah kawan. Apakahhhh?
And apparently memangggg ramaiiii kawan dia. He added me on myspace and I saw his list of kawan-kawan dia yang kesemuanyaaa adalah perempuan. Malah kawan-kawannya itu meninggalkan komen berbunyi
“I love you sweetheart!!”
“[his name] is my handsome boy!”
“I mishh you darl”
Dan sebagainya.
Aku pikir jugakkan. Aku boleh je join groupie mamat ni, lepas tu eksyen dengan orang lelaki ni hemsem tapiiiiiiiiiiiii apa motiffffffffff? Balik-balik nanti akuuuu jugak yang nangis kesat air mata dengan kain batik macam neng yatimah.
Mana kain batik aku? Mana?
Tak nak aku.
Anyway, he called me few times after that. The first time dia ada dekat KL [ he’s from JB] and dia nak ajak aku kluar tapi aku kene jemput dia. Kem salam aje ok?–>t;Kata-kata dari perempuan cas cun.
Second time, he wanted to ajak me to go to some island for holiday. Untuk mengenali you dengan lebih jauh lagi katanyaaaaaaaaaa. Yeahh righttt. Mengenali I ke, mengenali apa dalam baju I?
The third time, he called when I got a mild chicken pox. I told him I tak boleh keluarla, I chicken pox nanti berjangkit and he said
“Iskh, jaga muka you elok-elok, nanti kalau ada scar dah tak cantik. I tak nak”
Like.. fuck engkaulah. Habis orang muka ada scar ,jerawat bagai tak layak disayangi?
After that, I never picked up his call anymore.
Moral: Say no to pengote.
Tagged as:
pengote
