March 2009

Kak Sarah nak balik Kerinchi

by chics on Tuesday, 3 March 2009 - 12 am · 16 comments

in family,worries

Tomorrow Kak Sarah will be leaving for her kampung for about 2 or 3 months. She has to take care of her anak who is now in confinement. She told us that she will be coming back but there are chances that she won’t. Not because we mistreat her or anything tapi it all depends on her visa or whatever they call it.

Ye aku taula anak dia beranak but somehow aku adalah sedih. Siapa nak bising pagi-pagi lagi? Siapa nak kesah dah makan ke belum?

It’s not about the chores that I have to do but it’s more about missing her presence.

I often heard bad stories regarding domestic helpers but Kak Sarah is not one of them. Sangat baik dan cuma akan sengih-sengih bila kene marah. Tak pernah bersungut bila emak bawak balik rumah nenek tolong kenduri sampai 3-4 pagi, she even willingly helped me baked my kuih.Being a forgetful person, I often left my money inside my pocket when I go for my evening walk, the amount are usually not much thus making me forget their existance sometimes but being Kak Sarah dia tak pernah ambik kesempatan atas sikap pelupa aku untuk ambik duit tu. She will always, dry them and fold them nicely for me.

Walaupun dia suka mengadu but her love for cats make me adore her so much. Dialah yang akan bangun pukul 4 pagi bagi kucing makan, dialah yang akan fuss around kucing-kucing yang ada dan tak pernah marah kalau siapa-siapa sukati nak kencing sana sini.

Selalu kalau aku balik mana-mana, the first thing I will notice when I open the door is her sengih face. Tomorrow that face will be gone.

I hope she will come back. I really do.

Oh nak nangis.

Bodohla aku ni kan, maid balik pon nak nangis. Sheesh!

But she is more than a maid, that’s why.

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Losyen mustajab

by chics on Monday, 2 March 2009 - 12 am · 42 comments

in crap,review

After reading what Farah wrote about the losyen pati halia, without further delay I went to buy it. Yela aku ni pantang kalau baca orang tulis pasal ubat kurus ke losyen kurus ke. Before you smirk or say what do you want to say, let me say this. Badan aku, aku taula aku aku memerlukan benda-benda itu ke tidak. And please do not put any benchmark saying  “Kalau kau gemuk, aku ni apa?”  Sebab in this matter, I don’t give rat ass about everyone else. It’s all about me. Ok?

Haihh. Tetibe emo apahal?

Anyway, instead of buying the exact one, I bought the one with ginger and lime extract instead sebab kakak tu kata “dik yang ni lagi panas”. Somehow I got this assumption yang lagi panas adalah lagi kurus cepat although adalah tidak terbukti.

dunia herba

Adakah panas?

Gila babi.

Kalah segala losyen cili cap korea, cap cini cap kimchi dan sebagainya. Kalau sapu terus pakai jeans ketat [sebab peha besar kan] terussssssssss rasa macam jeans mengigit kulit. Macam aaah ahhhhhhh bodohh panass, ha macam tu.

I am not sure whether this is just my mind or my body playing trick on me tapi perut aku adalah sedikit sakit dan suka hendak pergi buang air besar. Farting adalah wajib dan adalah sangat memalukan terutama tiba-tiba terlupa bahawa berada di pusat membeli belah dan kau sukati kentut thinking you are at home. Keji ok!

Tapi tak apaaaaaaaaaaa, nak peha kecik punya pasalll aku sanggup buat muka tak bersalah bila kentut. Dahla super duper murah compared to the other lotion that I used to purchased. The result? Well I think I should give it a time. Takdenye dia semalam terus nak berkesan kan. Itu namanya losyen magik bukan losyen mustajab. Will study the outcome in a month time.

Cuma satulah. After sometimes, the minyak angin smell will diminis leaving the smell of tomyam behind.

I love tomyam, I really do but I don’t love it when my celah kelangkang smells like one.

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