I have a confession to make.
I used to subscribe to ON WHATEVER on tv. Ok don’t laugh but I did it without my concious, oklah shaky defence. During that period of time I was numb and lifeless but I had loads of prepaid balance in my phone. Had to use it before the month end or else it will be burned. But who should I call? Boyfriend? None obviously, friends? I know somehow they can’t listen to my sorrow anymore plus I don’t feel like sharing.
So apalagi, when I heard Nur Farahin Jamsari’s voice “Ingin mengetahui personaliti anda?” Taip ON apantahakutakingat ke number number blablabla. WTF la kan, sah-sahla aku dah tahu personaliti aku apa. I mean dah berapa banyak online personality test aku buat tapi nakkk jugakkk. Yela, aku ni bila jiwa kacau memang bangang ok. So anyway that thing memang makan duit kau kaw-kaw punya. Sebab let say the quiz has 13 questions, everytime you click submit for each question, they will charge you. Memang habisla prepaid aku masa tu kan, next month beli lagi..tak tahu sapa nak call buat lagiii. Dahla tu the questions memang sebiji-sebiji macam dalam Internet.
Apala punya perangai ni?
If you always wonder who they hell would subscribe to those things, heh now you know.
They are so many ON ON lah these days tapi yang aku paling tak boleh blah sekali adalah
ON REMPIT
Eh hello, bukankah kerajaan nak mengurangkan mat rempit apsalla plak tetibe ada si bingai yang pergi buat ON REMPIT untuk sesiapa yang nak download gambar kereta dan motor racing [rempit?]. Macamanalah budak-budak tak teruja nak jadi rempit kan? Dahla tu iklan tu aku tengok dekat RTM pulak tu. Come onnn, takkan setakat scene comolot je nak potong kot, iklan macam tu tanak tapis ke?
Dan juga bingit ok iklan iklan ON ni. like yesterday I was watching a movie at TV2, High Crime. Adalah suspen ye cerita itu. There was this one part that the lady realised the sister was being weird, when she tried to walked to her, somebody grabbed her body and she shriek. Suspen gila lah, aku punya jantung macam nak kecut ok. Tapi tiba-tiba takde signal takde apaaa
ON LETUP! DAPATKAN NADA DERING YANG MELETUP.
Apakahhhhhhhhhhhh? Mana perempuann tadiiiiiiiiiii?
Manaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Adalah sangat marah disitu. Sungguh tak bersopan ok!
Tapi aku adalah tertanya-tanya, ada sesiap yang download ringtone suara chipmunk? Konon-konon kiutla tapi macam sial.
Anyone? Ngakuu..ngakuu!








