I always notice whenever I apply my make up he always look at me with an unexplainable expression. Tonight while I was putting on my make up for dinner..
He: Don’t you find it weird?
Me: What? *Looking at his reflection in the mirror while my hand powdering the face using a kabuki.
Me: Women wash their face to get rid of dirt but after their face is finally clean, they put some dirt again.
Me:*Speechless, with my mouth open still holding the kabuki.
Sungguhlah nonsense. Yet making sense at the same time.
Earlier before I was gloating about the new salt based shampoo that I bought. How nice smelling it was but most of all how healthy and soft my hair tuned out after washing. As I was blowing my hair..
He: Don’t you think by blowing your hair, you will kill the goodness of the shampoo?
Me: And then what? I am supposed to go out with my hair still dripping wet kah?
He: Well, yes. At least your hair will still be soft and shiny. Which one do you prefer, wet or dry, dull, dead and split end looking hair?
Me: …………….
Tsk. Suka memerangkap aku dengan soalan sebegitu.
Hoh!!
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I hate it when Hollywood ruined good things. Movies, books or even comics.
My years in JB was quite boring so sometimes I borrowed my juniors comics[ nak harap aku beli takkan ade punyela kann hehe] to entertain myself. Budak-budak dorm aku ni ada 2 komik je yang aku selalu nampak, dragon ball dengan sin chan. Tapi masa tu dragon ball adalah sangat top ye. Adalah sangat kelakarrrrrrrrrrr! Adalah sangat suka sebab ianya sedikit berunsur lucah dan gatal. Kekekcik dah pandaikan hehe
So I always have this image yang Goku itu adalah kiut, bermuka penuh energy dan paling penting sekali bermuka asian. Oh ye, I stopped reading bila Goku dah besar, tak sukela tak kiut dah. Anyway, imagine my disgust bila aku tengah drive dekat federal highway dan nampak poster movie dragon ball evolution.
“saya confuse, bola-bola api apaka ini?”- Goku celup
Like... WTF?
Sejakkkkkkkkk bilaaaaaa pulakkk goku itu adalah mixed dan ala-ala berwajah jambu-oh-come-on-and-kiss-me?
Aku series rasa nak lempang.
What happened to this Goku?
Yang tak nampak macam asyik nak tengok cermin dan ada his own attitude?
Ok fine. Itu takpe lagi tapiii yang aku paling tak boleh terima, watak sifu gatal suka meraba telah ditukar dari
kepada
Sama keee? Boleh kau imagine chow yuen fatt meraba tetek orang? Anyway,in the movie, watak dia adalah bukan peraba but sort of watak sifu yang bijak sana.
Apa lanch.
I mean, oklah kadang-kadang kau saje nak kasi ending or cerita dia best kau ubah sikit jalan cerita, tapi ubah watak to totally a different person? Come onnnnnnnnnnn.
Still, ok jugakla sebab dia masih nak ambik muka asian lagi, tak macam satu lagi movie ni haaa, dah sah-sah nama chun li tapi muka tak chun li ah moi lansung. Yang sama mungkin hanyalah saiz peha mereka sahaja yang besar. Eh tapi kalau macam tu aku pon boleh masuk hehe.
Ye aku tau Kristin Kreuk itu agak cun but I don’t think she is the right person to be chun li. I always imagined chun li as someone with asian face, sepet eyes and gaya gadis timur [haha]. Kristin Kreuk [setiap kali aku type nama dia, setiap kali aku imagine bunyi perut lapar, kriukkk] ni should remain as helpless girlfriend of superman je lah. Tak tahula apsal, bila aku tengok dia ni as chun li aku hanya boleh terbayang kaedah lawan ala power rangers sahaja.
Sheesh. Stop making unbelievable characterslah, can or not?
You know it’s like putting Joanna Bassey face into Tun Teja.
Tak masuk ok?
*Pictures taken from the Internet
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Today I learned that
- My theory to lose weight in a split seconds works. Which is, silalah memakan makanan basi dan beracun. Before the food poisoning my weight was 41kg now it’s 39 kg, like..taraaaaaaa. Jadi seperti yang telah aku cakapkan kepada green apple, silalah makan makanan minggu lepas or kalau kau geli, suruhla maid kau ke sape ke, masukkan lalat / cicak [euww] atau apa-apaon yang beracun lite-lite [kang beracun berat kang terus matila plak] kedalam makanan anda.
Nescaya!
Lihat pinggangku, rampingkan? Terima kasih ceret beret dan muntah hijau!
- That food piosoning can be contagious. Someone had to made a frequent visit to the toilet muntah-muntah sampai takde apa yang keluar. He said it must be the soup we ate for dinner, masalahnya semuaorang ok, dia sorang je yang tak ok. When I told my mom, she said “Berjangkitlah tu! Food poisoning boleh berjangkit tau!” Ok, I am not sure whether mak aku suka-suka die je nak cakap macam tu atau pon benar.
Yang pasti kami memang ada bersentuhandan bertukar dna. Mungkinkah?
- There’s no small sachets of pre-biotic sold in pharmacy. Kalau nak sila beli 8534 keping. Apa masalah ni yang tak boleh jual sikit-sikit ni?
- Perut aku berasa ketat dari dalam, kesan purging. Menyebabkan aku tersenyum-senyum pagi tadi sambil berfikir “wahhh habisla semua orang, perut aku dah flattt sialll” tapi ianya adalah satu penipuan. Perut aku tetap boroi.
- Masa kau nak cepat nilah kan macam-macam idea yang keluar, tadi masa duduk saja-saja tak de apa la pulak nak tulis. Tsk
Ok. I have to go pakai baju and everything. I have an appointment at 2.
Tata
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