I can’t remember when did I sign up for email updates from klpac academy but I must have done it somehow because they keep sending me emails yang kadang-kadang menyebabkan aku menyumpah. My guess would be, aku signed up sewaktu aku tengah sengal dan hidup tanpa arah dan tujuan. Konon-konon nak mencari arah dan tujuan semua sekali aku nak sign up. Kelas pottery dan menggubah bunga pon nak sign up. Last-last aku tetap kekal di tahap tangan keras. Heh.
Anyway, when I checked my email today, there was another email from klpac. Initially I wanted to press the delete button, like I always did but tak tahu apsal I decided to read it.
It’s the list of classes that they are offering for 2009. Quite a few selections and interesting jugakla but somehow these are the ones yang aku terasa gatal nak join.
Ok hold your breath [ceh macam apa la pulak ]
One.
Bharatanatyam: Learning The Arts Of Indian Classical Dance
Day & Time: Sunday (2pm-4pm)
Sem 1 dates: Feb 15, 22, Mar 1, 8, 22, 29 Apr 5, 12,19, 26
Sem 2 dates: May 17, 24 Jun 21, 28 Jul 5 ,12 , 19, 26 Aug 2, 9
Sem 3 dates: Sep 6, 13, 27 Oct 4, 11, 25
KLPAC “ Big Day Presentation” : 31st October 2009 (date tbc)
Ages: 5 yrs and Above
Time: 2pm-4pm
Course fee: RM500
Registration: RM50
Minimum 10 / Maximum 20
Bharathanatyam an “Image of the perpetual cosmic dance” is the culmination of Expression, Melody and Rhythm. It is an extremely precise, dynamic and earthly dance style involving intricate footwork, hand gestures and facial expressions with themes depicting stories from epics and mythology.
With 22 years of experience in the art of classical Indian dance Bharatanatyam under his belt, Guru Sri Chandramohan is a Guru with many artistic talents and a heart full of passion for dance and the spirit of Natya itself, He has but one wish and that is to see more young people participating and committing themselves to perfecting and keeping the Art of the Bharanatyam Dance itself.
Kenapa I feel like joining? I always admire those who can perform Indian dance, punyalah lemah gemalai kan. Bukan bollywood yang main-main goncang perut boroi ye, ini tarian India tradisional. And if I am not mistaken, the teacher tu adalah seorang indian guru yang terkenal.
Cumaaaaaaa..
Satu. Mak aku komfemlah akan melecture aku. “Ni dah kenapa nak belajar menari India ni, macam takde tarian lain kan, yang awak ni pun satu kenapa pulak nak belajar menari tiba-tiba? Awak tahu tak tarian India tu melambangkan bla..blaaaaaaaaaaaaa..blaaaaaaaaaa”
Dua. Tak sedar diri badan tu keras ada hati nak menari India konon. Orang belajar 3 sem, aku kalau masuk blaja 6 sem sebab kene repeat semuaaaa sekali. Hehe. Aku kan raja bab-bab repeat merepeatt niiiiiiiiiii.
Tiga. Ada presentation day. Apakahhhhhhhhhhhh? Adakah aku rela aksi badan keras ku dilihat oleh tontonan umum? Ngeri.
Two.
INTERMEDIATE ACTING COURSE by Joe Hasham
Ages: 18 and above (4 hours x 12 sessions)
Time: 2pm – 6pm (Saturday x 12 Session )
Date: Feb 14, 21, 28 March 7, 14, 21, 28 Apr 11,18, 25 May 2, 9
Course fee: RM850
Registration: RM50
Audition Dates: 31st Jan 2009
An intensive 12 weeks acting course. All participants must audition for a place in this course. Participants are required to prepare a solo acting piece no longer than 3 minutes duration. ( Wearing comfortable or loose clothing is advisable as there will be some physical work.)
All successful applicants must attend every class and also be prepared to do homework outside the allotted hours of the class. The duration of each class is approximately 4 hours.
The course will culminate in a semi-public presentation. Those who cannot give their full commitment need not apply. The course will cover vocal and breathing techniques,physical expression, individual script work, as well as group work.
Joe Hasham is a multi award winning actor, writer, director and recording artist.
Ehem. Did I ever tell you that I want to be an actress? Tapi yelakannnnnnnnnnnn muka jawa dan tak cukup tinggi sapa nak ambik belakonnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Anyway, class ni ada beginner class tapi aku dengan bongkaknya nak ambik yang intermediate sebab haha aku terasa riak dan bongkak aku tidak memerlukan kelas beginner itu. Nanti, kalau nak lempang, lempang di akhir entry, simpan dulu tangan tu. Habiskan baca dulu. Yelahkan, tahap belakon aku masa sekolah excellent ok. Berlakon sakit pasal nak balik dorm/tido dekat sickbay. Berlakon nak pengsan kene jemur bawah panas padahal aku ok je cuma rasa nak duduk haha. Dan berjaya ok lakonan aku haha, ampunkan saya cikgu.
Tapi.
Satu. Bapak mahal kelas dia ni. Lepas tu attendance is compulsory, part ni aku memang lemah sikitla.
Dua. I malula nak berlakon depan orang. [Ye aku tau sebab kedua rasa nak lempang, nak berlakon tapi malu? WTF?]
Three.
Basic Salsa @ klpac by Az’farr Baginda
Ages: 18 and above (1.5hours x 12 sessions)
Dates : Feb 7, 14, 21, 28 March 7, 14, 21, 28 Apr 4, 11, 18, 25
Time: 2pm- 3.30pm
Course Fee: RM300
Registration: RM50
“Have you always thought how to dance salsa? Come and join us and you’ll be taught all the basic moves to get you on the dance floor by the end of the course.”
The class will provide the students with an easy step-by-step moves and prepare them to enjoy and move on the dance floor by the end of the course. A little bit of theory and more practical. It will be a move to enter the salsa scene.
A lawyer by profession who tries to indulge himself in every aspect of the arts scene. He’s been dancing salsa for almost 2 years and would now like to share the love of the dance.
Ohhhhhhhhh yang ni memang dah lama teringin nak belajar. Sebab dulu masa zaman kegemilangan meneroki lembah berduri di waktu malam ada jugakla pergi salsa club, sungguhla jealous tengok amoi-amoi kain ketat menari salsa, sungguhla seksi. Aku cuba gak nak ikut tapi macam beruk mak yeh jadi aku pon stopla minum-minumla konon padahal malu haha.
Ye sangat tertarik, fee dia pon ok.
Cumaaaa
Satu. Let me remind you, aku badan keras tapi what the fucklah kan. Minat ni dah berkobar dah niiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Dua. Kalaulah aku belajar lepas tu nak practice dekat mana? Depan mak aku? Dalam bilik air? Ala tapi apala salahnye kan, bolehla aku bersalsa dengan hanya memakai garter belt di hari jadinya nanti [eeeee] lagipun it’s another form of exercise kannn kannnnnnnn.
See how firstlah.
So ada sapa-sapa nak jadi partner salsa saya? *kelip-kelip mata
P.S: Kenapa dia tak offer belly dancing? Perut aku buncitnya dah cukup memenuhi kriteria ni.
