November 2008

Mentadak mentadu macamana bunnies tido?

by chics on Wednesday, 12 November 2008 - 8 am · 32 comments

in crap,happiness,nostalgia

Last night I was having a conversation with my dinner partner and we joked about how weird each one of us sleep. So I said “Kalau ada mentadak mentadu boleh tanya kan?”. He wrinkled his forehead ” Ask what?”

“Mentadak mentadu macamana swirlyman tido?”

“What is that?” he asked. I can’t believe he didn’t know. I told him it’s one of the game that we used to play when we were small. You know, whenever we went balik kampong and play with our cousins, we will go around my grandma’s house to search for anything to play with and sometimes we will see mentadak mentadu .

“What is mentadak mentadu?”. Tsk, apolah kau ni, monatang tu pon tak kona. He gave me a long oooooooooo when I told him mentadak mentadu is praying mantis.

But he still didn’t know that game. So do you know that game?

It goes like this, when you see a praying mantis you go and chant the magic word “mentadak mentadu macamana [name] tido?”

Mentadak mentadu macamana bunnies tido?

And then the praying mantis will move and give you a position.This is definitely a silly game ok, but it was fun menggelakkan cara orang tido padahal sikit punya tak logik manusia nak tido macam tu.

There were times when the praying mantis refused to move, so apa lagi kau goncang-goncangla sikit pokok tu ke apa, confirm dia bergerak dan memberikan pose tido yang baru. Tapi awas, jangan terlebih goncang, nanti dia terbang ke arah kau dan kau akan menjerit “nenekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk” sambil menggelupur lari.

His face looked puzzled so I asked him another question. Did her mother ever chant a magic word whenever he got any bump on his body for bring naughty? He said no.

Meaning, he never heard this one either. I still remember when I small, sometimes I would play and terhantuk kepala. Me or my brotherlah. Surely we will go to mengadu to emak. What emak will do was, she would take a cloth hembus her breath there and chanted

“Tuka takal balik pintu, budak nakal memang begitu”

And she will tuam the benjol place with the cloth.Usually I will feel sedikit suam disitu. Maybe it was psychology, sebab lepas tu selalunya mesti baik :)

Later I asked him, “What about when you hiccup, did you mom do anything to stop it?”. His answer was no. Hmm, pelikla apsal dia tatau ni? I don’t know about you but when I was small, whenever I hiccup, my mom would pluck a leaf. The she would patahkan the end of the leaf and paste it to my forehead. More than often, aku akan berhenti hiccup. Macam magic sial, masa tu aku rasa mak akulah manusia yang tahu semua benda. Tak ada masalah dalam dunia ni yang mak aku tak boleh settlekan. Haha, padahal apa jela masalah budak kecik kan.

When I told him this, he provided me with a simple explanation. He said “Maybe when your mother want to put that thing, you held your breath, sebab tu la berhenti hiccup”. You see, few weeks ago, I hiccupped and I was told to hold my breath, sometimes it works he said. True enough, the hiccup stopped immediately after I let go.

Tapi tak kesahla ada logik ke tidak behind it, benda tu semua nostalgia ok. I wonder whether mothers today are still doing the same things or kids today still play mentadak mentadu?

I think these are all a Malay thing sebab he didn’t have any clue tapi bila aku tanya dia reti main a.e.i.o.u. ke tak, dia kata dia reti.

Best siot game tu.

A.E.I.O.U. ! [Sila jadi patung sekarang]

….

Eh jap. Ke aku sorang je tau tahu benda ni, adakah family aku sahaja? Do you bunnies know or not?

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Juvanex day 1

by chics on Tuesday, 11 November 2008 - 2 pm · 14 comments

in review

Before I start, let me list my expectation by the end of the 7th day.

  • No more continuous farting
  • My body to feel lighter
  • Better digestion / clean intestine
  • Better complexion

My current weight: 43.4 kg

Let’s start with day 1

Day 1

So how was the taste you ask?

I read nothing but good review about the taste, nevertheless I was still skeptical because my tolerance for these type of health food are always low. Yet this one tasted not too bad, lemon-ish taste. Not nauseating at all.

Before adding water

Now all you need to do is shake it.

And it will turn out to be like this

Food

Breakfast

  1. 1 piece of plum
  2. 2 sachets of Juvanex

Lunch

  1. I piece of plum
  2. A handful of Green Tea Pumpkin Seeds- as snack.
    I was bloody hungry. Was not supposed to take too much tapi pegila mati, at least pumpkin seeds je kan hehe.

Dinner

  1. Vegetable soup

    Broccoli + carrots + enoki + ground nuts + chicken stock. Was supposed to eat it with brown rice but since I don’t have any and thought tak payahla beli, I substituted it with oats.

  2. 2 sachets of Juvanex

Reactions:

  • My tongue felt so thick and my mouth felt weird. Lidah aku tebal ok, rasa macam lidah lembu and yes like the booklet said, it felt like having metal in my mouth.
  • Frequent visit to the toilet. Not to berak but to kench. By logic, surely I will visit the toilet frequently sebab kene minum 8 gelas air but I am still going to note this down.
  • Kentut- kentut yang sangat menakutkan. Memangla aku selalu kentut tapi kali ini lebih banyak dan ohhh kuat!! Maluuuuuuuu, tapi nasib baik takde bau [motif nak cium bau kentut?].
  • I burped a lot too, especially in the morning.
  • My stomach rumbled like a washing machine. This one, I am not sure whether it’s the detox or it’s rumbling plainly because kelaparan tapi usually my stomach will start rumbling in the afternoon not early morning. Plus, the rumbling adalah sedikit ganas. Like brrrr rrrrrrr grukk grukkk
  • Body parts especially hand and legs were shaking. Macam parkinsonnnnnnnnn
  • I had a minor period pain but minus the period. Sakit, not sure whether this had to do with the detox or not. Macam-macamla aku niii
  • By 9.30 pm I was already sleepy, mata tak boleh bukak but I forced myself to stay awake. Bedmate just got home, bila masa nak beramas mesra kalau aku tido bila dia adakan?

That’s all for day 1. I am thinking to go for a walk tomorrow, at least exercisela sikit.

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Imperfections

by chics on Tuesday, 11 November 2008 - 7 am · 20 comments

in crap,deep thinking,keji thought

When I went to HUKM during my tonsillitis incident, the first thing one of the doctor asked me was

“Hidung awak memang senget sebelah ye?”

All of the questions, she picked that one to ask, I was in pain and not in the mood so I just said “Haah”.

I have a deviated septum and was suggested to go for a surgery to correct it. Tapi adakah aku berani nak kasi orang pegang-pegang hidung aku? No way man, my nose has always been one my sensitive parts, tiada sesiapa pon dibenarkan memegang hidungku kecuali the facial lady itu pon because she had to. Other than that, no. Please do not try to be romantic/funny/whatever it is by touching my nose. I don’t like, nanti aku bersin non stop dan aku akan start bad mood dan mengamuk-ngamuk. Okla, reason sebenarnya adalah, I am bloody scared hehe. Cuba yew bunnies imagine kengiluan yang aku bakal rasa after the operation, baru hidung berdarah jadi taik idung darah dah sakit, inikan pulak nak operate tulang dekat situ? Tak nak ok.

That, it just one part of my imperfections.

Lagi satu my eyebrow are not on the same tinggi. Yang satu tu lagi tinggi dari sebelah. Benci ok, susah gila bila kau jadi big bird and nak reshape brow, dengan bantuan tangan aku yang memang tak berseni ni lagilah kan, tah hape-hape jadinya. Being a cheapskate that I am, I always try to pluck my own eyebrow tetapi akhirnya akan mengalah dan pergi threading sebab bentuk dia dah macam bukan-bukan, sebelah macam ziana zain, sebelah macam ..tak tahulah versi nipis gila yang agak keji, ala yang macam gambar nyonya-nyonya zaman dahulu kala dalam kalender tulah.

And I have a lazy eye on my left side. The process of applying eyeshadow will be a time consuming sebab aku susah nak balance kasi nampak mata aku sama besar. Penatla aku belajar all the techniques to apply eyeshadow bagai tapi takdela pulak sesiapa yang nak ajar “cara-cara memakai eyeshadow untuk mata besar/kecik sebelah”. Well, at least I have yet to find one lah kan. Ye, lepas ni boleh scroll down, carik gamba aku dan gelakkan mata sebelah yang cacat. Tsk. Suka la korang kan. Chessss.

My boobs, ok, let’s not go there, aku tak mahu sesiapa ada mental image. Not that they are yummy [wtf?] tetapi tidak perlulah description kat mana ada lekuk dan tahi lalat bagai. Yang pasti, they are not kembar seiras yang kalau pakai baju polka dot kau tak tahu yang mana siti yang mana farah.

Sudahlah pertumbuhan tidak memberangsangkan tidak seiras pulak tu.

I have many more to list down tapi these are the ones that I was born with yang sangat ketara dan boleh menyebabkan radang. Radang otak, radang paru-paru dan meradang.

But hey, I am still happy [after I sit down and think hardlah :P ] sebab I still have my nose to smell, my eyebrow to..er..err apa kegunaan eyebrow ntah, my eyes to see and my boobs to ..to.. menyusukan seseorang?

Oh no tetibe aku horny.

Nak telepon kejaplah.
Tata

P.S: Eh jap, if you don’t mind, what’s your imperfections?

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