2008 October

I am sorry bunnies, more story of tonsilitis, bare with me okies? I just want to mengadulah.

After waiting for two days my tonsilitis did not subsided hence making me go to the Doctor again to receive a jab. I was told that, if no improvement shown within two days, taking the jab would be the best solution.

So dengan muka yang cuak I went to the clinic. I hate fucking jabs, I am scared of the prickly needles and the kesakitan after that. Dahla sekarang aku kene ambik certain jab once in every 3 months. Sangat dreadful. But if the jab would ease my pain I would. Gilalah, aku dah berapa hari tak makan nasi, balik-balik makan bubur, minum air, makan tau fu fa, tu pon only in a small amount. Lepas tu pulak bolehla pulakkan ros kamal masak nasi goreng yang sedap and epy cerita dekat aku dia makan kfc. Kfc is one of my favourite ok. Dahla tukan, since semalam I can’t even manage to telan air liur, dah jadi macam rabies dah aku ni kan air liur menjejeh nak cakap pon susah sampai adik aku tanya

“Apasal suara awak macam orang cacat ni?’

Cissss, honestly kadang-kadang aku pon sendiri tak paham apa aku cakap sebab tonsil tu dah menyentuh anak tekak dan somehow telah mengacau sistem percakapan. Tu pon aku ada hati nak bergosip-gosip. Tak sedar diri betul ,mesti orang yang dengar aku tu macam “Eeee apala budak ni cakap ni, tak layan kang kesian pulakk”

Oh back to the jab. Tsk

So Dr Razana was on leave and a new doctor entertained us, but I like her, Sungguh sabar nak paham apa benda butir yang aku cakap and she didn’t mind to explain more. My company pulak jenis yang banyak tanya

“What is the side effect of the jab?

“What does it cointains?”

“What this..what thattt”

Hehe matila kalau dia baca. But in a way it’s good supaya I know what will go inside my system. Plus the other day, the doctor nearly gave me pain killer yang contradict with my health but luckily he teringat yang the ubat will not be suitable for an asthma patient like me.

Anyway.

As usual she asked me to lie down sambil melondehkan seluar. Tiap-tiap kali aku buat benda ni aku rasa diharrast, mungkin sebab dulu aku tengok cerita porn banyak sangat kot , mesti ada je permulaan lelaki berpakaian ala doctor nak mengharrast orang, cuma kali ni doctor perempuanlah. But I did it anyway sebab that’s the procedure. Tak tahu kenapa kali ini hatiku bergetaran, bila-bila lagi aku ternampak jarum suntikan yang besar. Ohh ohh, tutup mata.

Shit that surely will hurt.

The pricking did not hurt but the process of injecting the ubat is sakit ok. Selama aku ambik jab from this clinic, takdela sesakit ini. It’s like the moment the medication was freed into my system they directly go to my bone and munch them bluntly. Rasa dia macam kaki yang sengal tapi banyakkkkk.

Macam sengall..sengall.. gigittt..sengalllllllllll.

I thought everything will be fine once I zipped my seluar and stand up, like usual but no. The moment aku bagun, sengal makin bertambah as if ubat-ubat itu makin menggila mengigit tulang sampai rasa tak boleh berjalan. Rasa nak menitik air mata.

This is when aku teringat newspaper clippings yang aku selalu baca

“Tangan bayi terpaksa dipotong kerana gangren setelah mendapatkan suntikan”

” Kaki pelajar dipotong kerana gangren setelah mendapat suntikan”

Mungkinkah kali ini..

“Bontot pelajar terpaksa dipotong setelah mendapat suntikan”

Ok I know this isn’t bontot but this is the closest anatomy that I could find to bontot although I do not possess them [ke it? ntah]

Apaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Scary shit. Imagine bontot aku gangrene dan terpaksa dipotong, I will ultimately be a walking papan lapis. Kalau dulu bontotlah penyelamatku tapi kalau kene potong, macamana? Apa lagi yang tinggal?

I am telling you it was so damn sakit till I have to duduk mengiring, lepas tu pulakkan, sengalnya semakin menular hingga ke.. ke..kee bahagian sulit. Sengall ok. Lenguhhh. Uhhhh

Thank God, it only lasted for 15 minutes. After that the kesengalan dissappeared, but sakit tu tetap adalakan. Bolehla pulakkk ada orang tuu masa main lawan-lawan pegi tepuk bontot aku, hohhhhhhhhhh rasa nak bangun pukul dengan hanger ok kesakitan dia.

Tsk. Drama. Drama

All is good now. Despite all the kesengalan + sakit + pemalu I am glad that I took the jab. Sebab my tonsil feels more smaller now and I can even swallow my own saliva without forcing for the first time today.

Yeay. The rabies girl will gone soon!

I know this is inappropriate but this is the list of the food that I want to eat when everything goes back to normal: