July 2008

Ntah

by chics on Sunday, 6 July 2008 - 12 am · 8 comments

in crap

Pictures.

Obviously I had nothing better to do. This is a pointless entry, although I usually have lots of pointless entry but today I am also contributing to meaningless entries on the blogshpere where I put all the pictures I have. Hehe

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Nenek cutting her cake last week. No, she does not eat cake with chilli sauce, that’s for jemput-jemput or kodok.

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Us cousins. It’s either my fresh from bed is ugly or I am just plain ugly [although I am in denial of the latter]. Jap, why the hell my nenek look like pak lah?

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Dinner at VS. Dia harris tempted me so I just to have them also. I had ribeye and he had prime ribs. His was to die for,menyesal tak order. Tsk my dahi is jendul.

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This is emak, I love her. She was too hungry to smile.

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The usual vain me. Muka gembira dapat makan

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My must-order appetizer, escargot. Emak refused to eat, she said she doesn’t eat snail garden. I told her, she memang dasar orang langat [habisla kene maki dengan orang langat :P]. They tasted lovely. Hampir orgasma, hampir sebab I prefer the one at cable car more. Did not have my must-order-dessert, crepe suzette. Although I have to go without the flamed brandy but I still love them.Tapi this time, tak sanggup nak tunggu, so lembab and lambat.

Next time, I must order lobster thermidore and wine, oklah make that sparkling grape. I saw the people next to us eating the lobster yang nampak sungguh sedap and twirling their wine glass.

Eh, but actuallyI want Gordon Ramsey to cook the lobster, coz although his mulut is so puaka, I think her wife is one happy bunny sebab dapat makan sedap hari-hari. Ini tak, balik-balik akuuuuuuuuuu jugak yang kene masak.

Okla I lied, actually kakak cooked most of the time. Hehe

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Berak keras

by chics on Saturday, 5 July 2008 - 11 am · 11 comments

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I know this is disgusting but what’s new with that so I am going to write it.

Last week I had food poisoning which resulted me having ceret-ceret, like big time. After 1 week procrastinating, I can’t bare the pain anymore and went to consult Dr. Rozana. Now this Dr always recommended weird and different medication from other doctors. I remembered one time when I had a bad sore throat,I went to see her and she prescribed me with a packet of queer looking medication, lozenges look alike but they were in shocking pink. I love pink so eagerly I went on sucking them, only to find out few seconds later that they not only tasted like shit but had made my tongue numb. Like totally numb, even when I bite them lightly I could not feel anything. But them it did wonder to my throat. Tapi the next time I saw her, I told her never ever prescribe me that ubat again because of their taikness taste that made you feel even sicker than before.

No,that’s not my point. Hehe

Anyway, after seeing her for my diarrhea medication, she prescribed me 3 ubats. One is in sachet which I thought were ORS but no, it’s  some prebiotic thingy, something like vitagen and a packet of pills for loose stools and a packet of some gastric pills. Great I thought, she gave me some loose stools pills. Usually I detest taking my ubat because, I hate themlah but this time, I really want to get better as soon as I can. So I took them religiously but. But, I mislooked the direction on written on the loose tools packet. It says

“Before Food, After each stool.”

Masalahnya I took them 3 times a day regardless aku berak cair ke tak, sama dengan ubat-ubat lain.

The result? My stools are super duper keras now and I am having hard time with them. Sampai bontotku luka menerannya! Sakitlah, nak kene letak antiseptic lepas ni  :(

Now, I wonder how all th0se people enjoy main bontot. I know lah with the right technique and lubrication it would be so-called-painless tapi cukuplah aku dengan pengalaman berak keras, tak nak ok.

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Inginkah anda menyontot bontot berbulu?

Perhaps, I am not kinky enough. But that’s ok, bontotku hanya untuk taik bukan untuk benda-benda lain ye. I still enjoy my normal sex.

Eh apakah ni? From diarrhea suddenly jumped to anal sex? Tsk

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Tag lagi

by chics on Friday, 4 July 2008 - 9 am · 5 comments

in crap,short note,tag

Was tagged by darling8tabby

here it goes :-
Nama-nama timangan oleh org tersayang

- Nina by my family:- kak nina for those who are younger than me, or nina for my parents, uncles and aunties
- Sarena by nenekku, tak boleh sebut nama betul , lidah keras hehe
- Shina , ayah’s side
- Tetek call me chics or sharina.
- Mj and my other cats call me kaka[memandai-mandai je aku hihi]

Anda seorang yang………..

- Panas baran:- kuat mengamuk. Bila panas mengamuk, lapar mengamuk, mengantuk mengamuk. Hish!
- Menggelupur
- Sensitive :- only towards who I care, and I will not say anything to hurt them tapi kalau orang aku tak kenal, hehehe
- Susah to forgive and never everrrr forget
- Boros
- Sama macam kak darling, penchenta kucing dan haiwan-haiwan sekelian.
- Kuat nanges.

Insan teristimewa.describe apa yg membuatkan die terlalu istimewa di mata anda.

-Emak. The reason, my world will stop without her, ok?
-The rest of the family. They stood besides me besides their flaws.
-Swirlyman. Always catch me when I fall. Always.
-MJ. She always know how to make things better when I am upset or not in the mood.

Makanan favourite anda

- Gila banyak okkkkkkk. Tak muat

Favourite color

-Red

Favourite song

-I am ficklelah, so it depends on my mood. No specific songs.

Sikap yg membuatkan anda stress

- Unpunctuality
- Penganiaya binatang
- Orang yang lembab terkemut-kemut
- Orang yang suka mengote
- Orang yang sukaaaaa nak berjanji lepas tu tak tunaikan
- Copycats, gila benci
- Litterbug


3 bende yg mesti ade dalam handbag anda..(kasik lebih jugak)..

-Purse
-Lip balm
-Tissue
-Handphone
-Sampah hehe [tataula apsal, tapi dari buang merata-rata baik aku buang dalam bag akukan]

Kali terakhir anda menangis beriya-iaya..kenapa??

-hmmm..bila huh? Masa mak su meninggal kot.

Tag 5 rakan anda

- eleen
- uda
- green apple
- leeds
- pjoe

On the other note, I am so cannot wait for tonight, nak pergi makan fatty crab. Yeayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! And I am in love with two shoes at nine west, betul kata orang makan tak lalu, mandi tak basah. I tried to forget them, have to berjimat cermat di zaman inflasi ini akan tetapi….

Why are they keep popping in my head??

I so cannot buy them. Dahla not on sale item. Urghh!

Let see whether my self control is still [still ke?] in tact.

Have a great weekend bunnies!

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