I know this is disgusting but what’s new with that so I am going to write it.
Last week I had food poisoning which resulted me having ceret-ceret, like big time. After 1 week procrastinating, I can’t bare the pain anymore and went to consult Dr. Rozana. Now this Dr always recommended weird and different medication from other doctors. I remembered one time when I had a bad sore throat,I went to see her and she prescribed me with a packet of queer looking medication, lozenges look alike but they were in shocking pink. I love pink so eagerly I went on sucking them, only to find out few seconds later that they not only tasted like shit but had made my tongue numb. Like totally numb, even when I bite them lightly I could not feel anything. But them it did wonder to my throat. Tapi the next time I saw her, I told her never ever prescribe me that ubat again because of their taikness taste that made you feel even sicker than before.
No,that’s not my point. Hehe
Anyway, after seeing her for my diarrhea medication, she prescribed me 3 ubats. One is in sachet which I thought were ORS but no, it’s some prebiotic thingy, something like vitagen and a packet of pills for loose stools and a packet of some gastric pills. Great I thought, she gave me some loose stools pills. Usually I detest taking my ubat because, I hate themlah but this time, I really want to get better as soon as I can. So I took them religiously but. But, I mislooked the direction on written on the loose tools packet. It says
“Before Food, After each stool.”
Masalahnya I took them 3 times a day regardless aku berak cair ke tak, sama dengan ubat-ubat lain.
The result? My stools are super duper keras now and I am having hard time with them. Sampai bontotku luka menerannya! Sakitlah, nak kene letak antiseptic lepas ni :(
Now, I wonder how all th0se people enjoy main bontot. I know lah with the right technique and lubrication it would be so-called-painless tapi cukuplah aku dengan pengalaman berak keras, tak nak ok.
Inginkah anda menyontot bontot berbulu?
Perhaps, I am not kinky enough. But that’s ok, bontotku hanya untuk taik bukan untuk benda-benda lain ye. I still enjoy my normal sex.
Eh apakah ni? From diarrhea suddenly jumped to anal sex? Tsk
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