July 2008


Not a myth

by chics on Thursday, 31 July 2008 - 12 am · 8 comments

in crap,Shopblog

Have you heard a statement that sounds like this

“Jika kita shave, bulu-bulu itu akan tumbuh dengan lebih tebal, lebat dan rakus”.

I don’t think it’s a myth, I thinks it’s true. Ok, before I go any further, I have to warn you, this might be a gross entry especially tho those polite or so-called-ayu girl out there.

I can be categorised as the “bululess type” but they are still adela beberapa helai yang hendak juga menjengah dunia,. The part I amgoing to focus in this entry is the armpit area. I used to pluck them tapi aku eventually got lazy and shave them instead. Senanglah, bukan apa, naik juling biji mata nak pluck bulu ketiak sendiri yang hidup segan mati tak mahu.

As the result, mereka sudah pandai hidup berjiran dan bercucuk tanam :(. Dengan harmoni ok.

That’s my story. Yang of course ada unsur keji.

Ada cerita dari pihak lain.

Orang itu selalu pergi memotong rambut di barber seperti lelaki-lelaki lain. Dia berkata that barber will end the session with shaving-shaving lebihan rambut andddddddddd shave his face. Apa motif dia shave muka aku pon tak taula kan.

But, as the result, mukanya sudah tumbuh bulu-bulu halus. I mean it’s normal to have hair dekat tempat sepatutnya tetapi apakah artinya jika berbulu dipipi? Itu sudah seperti planet of the apes ok.

And then it hit me.

What will happen if I shave my tits. I mean take the shaver and shave bulu-bulu roma around it.

Mungkinkah semasa aku terkinja-kinja di dance floor dengan seekor tube di badan akan ada orang menjerit kerana terlihat kelibat bulu-bulu di dada ku?

Mungkin juga.

But, nothing is sure until proven isn’t it? Tsk.

Anybody willing to be a lab bunny?

Oh.Oh. speaking about tube, I have updated bootylishopblog. We have another event coming this weekend. Check the site okies?

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Tamak and setan

by chics on Wednesday, 30 July 2008 - 12 am · 8 comments

in crap

After discovering what Cold Storage could offer, someone got gready and bought all these.

I suddenly sakit perut while doing the shopping and decided to go for berak. Aku balik-balik je, wahh dah siap ambik 4 [I wanted to ask, apasal tak ambik semua flavour as in perli tapi karanggg, bebetulla pulak ambik semua]. Tamak.

Makanan yang lepas-lepas pon tak habis lagi. Gelap mata betulla dia ni, patutla kurus, mesti banyak cacing, sebab suka makan tahaper-haper. Eeeeeeeeee bontot bercacing eeee.

Yet.

I love love love love the guacamole. Setapp ohhhhh.1

Now I wonder, why can’t Pringles which is made here taste like them?

Macamanala tak mengetat seluar aku kan?

Adalah sedap memakan sambil meminum bundaberg dan menengok Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny tetapi potong when my most inticapated scene telah di omit. Motif nak cut banyak scene? Baik tak payah tayang ok kalau macam tu.

I want to see the devil boleh takkkkkkkkkkkkk2

  1. Bontot saya cacing free ok? ↩
  2. Bukan red devils ok, yang itu aku tak hengen :P ↩
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Teh orang kampung

by chics on Tuesday, 29 July 2008 - 2 am · 19 comments

in crap,deep thinking,keji thought,outing

I am bloody mengantuk. At this moment I am waiting for thunderbird to be upgraded which normally will only take few minutes tapi kalau dah connection macam dial up telefon awam the duration is wayyy mmore than ther normal minutes. Plus, I can’t sleep coz a tortoise shell creature is sleeping on my bed, on my side :(.

Which bring me to the topic, how do you keep yourself awake when you have to?

Dulu-dulu masa zaman STF, those girls like to stay up [I said those because I was not one of them, kalau boleh tido, aku nak tido je sampailah habis prep petang]. So they try to find a solution on how to stay awake supaya boleh study and score. Gile skema kan budak-budak ni kan. Eh tapi kadang-kadang I love to join the stay up-stay up thingy sebab kalau lapar bolehla masuk dapur dining hall atau ala, bestla lepak-lepak dengan kawan [macamla besok, lusa tak lepak padahal hari2 tengok muka orang yang sama].

One day, one of my dormamtes told me that she discovered something that could make people feel awake iaitu sejenis teh. Namanya ialah teh orang kampung, aku rasa dia dah buat eksperimen agaknya. Maka beramai-ramailah mereka minum teh itu termasuk aku. Semuanya segar dan bersemangat untuk study kecuali seorang yang tetappp juga tidur, well no point for guessing who. Which explained apsal result diorang semua single aggregate and orang itu belas-belas [motif malu nak ngaku?:P]. Then few years later, ada la seorang lagi manusia datang dekat aku dan berkata ” I found a solution or remedy untuk turunkan berat badan” and she showed me a packet of tea. Teh orang kampung.

Mana satu yang betul ni? Untuk tahan mengantuk ke untuk kurus?

Fret not, I came out with my own conclusion.

Teh orang kampung adalah untuk kedua-duanya. Apabila kita minum teh orang kampung, kita akan ceret ceret hence, the weight loss, dimana ia juga akan menyumbang untuk terus berjaga.Yelakan, macamana nak tido kalau asyik nak terkincit je. Barula nak pejam mata dah kene pegi toilet.

Make sense tak?

Tapi kenapa kedua-dua benda [iaitu stay awake dan ceret] did not happen to me is still a mystery. But nowwwwwwwwwwww, I have my own solution to stay awake when I need to which are:-

a) I bite my own hands.

b) I sing along the radio with window wind down – during driving.

The second one is a horrendous sight especially if you happen to stop beside me and hear my voice. Tsk.Tsk.

Tapi aku pernah denga cara yang lagi sadis, iaitu dengan mencabut bulu hidung. Gila sakit.

So, what’s your method?

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