How was your labour day? Mine was.. filled with sweating ,credits to the hot weather and watching jangan pandang belakang yang macam sial. Not scary at all funny is the correct way to describe it. And please, the girl, I think the name is Intan something-something, if you can’t act, please just berlakon iklan. You made me had a headache all day,all because of your bad acting and the heat.
Anyway, hope yours was better then mine.
I can’t think in a weather like this so, I am going to do a tag since I was tagged by Tina. Here it goes
So, this tag adalah tentang 5 perkara yang pertama kali terjadi dalam hidup kita. Ok. Lima. I am going to type the first 5 things that came up to my mind.
1) First time bawak kereta lepas dapat lesen
Ros Kamal bought me a kancil selepas aku cakap takde kete malasla nak pegi kelas hehe. That time aku berulang dari Shah Alam. So first time nak bawak kereta kasi reverse sket, tapi ter-reverse banyak sampai nak masuk longkang besar which nearly gave my mum a heart attack. Nasib baik ada papan tanda jalan, kalau tak hehe, first time jugak kereta tu masuk dalam longkang besar
2) First time pakai high heels
It was 1997, for the fifth former annual dinner. Heels tu beli dekat HP [Holiday Plaza] dengan harga 60 ringgit kot. Agak tinggi jugakla, can’t really remember berapa inch tapi aku rasa sangat suka kerana menjadi seorang wanita. Haha
Malangnya aku telah memakai baju batik dan tudung stripes [horizontal] for the dinner [hello, wajib pakai tudung ok] which made me look like.. tsk..tsk..kesian. Ini semua salah emak, dia yang belikan semua tu :P
3) First time lelaki menyentuh tubuhku [haha]
Like I said I was a late bloomer. He may not be my first boyfriend [tapi boyfriend yg serius dia memanglah orang yang pertama ] but he is the person that send electric vibes to me. Yelah, selalu pegang pompaun kann, tetibe bila lelaki pegang terus rasa macam kene karan. Tzkk..tzk..macam tu.
I want to elaborate on the first time I lose my virginity but nevermind, just let me save it. Ini bukan blog Yasmeen Berahi ok.
4) First time pakai g string
Terselit-selit . But I still wear them because panty lines are a big turn off.
5) First time pakai bra
Cap Bee Dees, mak belikan, lepas tu kan ada gamba tennis racket dekat depan. Eh jap, I think it was a sport bra. My emak always said, a good breast needs a good bra, hence I only wear certain brands. Hmm, sekarang aku heran, apsal tetek aku masih berada di takuk lama padahal sudah banyak kasih sayang kucurahkan kepadanya.
Tapi ade ke hari tu masa pergi Tesco he said “Ha, you want a new black bra right? Belilah”
Cis.
Sorry, even my tits don’t resemble Adriana Lima’s but they do not settle for Tesco’s ok?
And the next victims are
a) Eleen
b) Uda
c) Zara
d) Iz
e) Syafiqah
Ok. I am done. Will continue to drool over Channing Tatum. He is super hot.
Sudikah kau menjadi pacar ku?
