April 2008

Mengikis

by chics on Tuesday, 8 April 2008 - 12 am · 0 comments

You know what? I actually found my cita-cita.

I bercita-cita untuk menjadi perempuan kaki kikis. Macam best ok. Aku sangat kagum bila melihat hasil kikisan sesetengah manusia. Seriously, no pun intended.

Yelah memang best rasa independent women, all the honey making money put your hands around me tapi lagi best kalau dapat beli barang using your honey’s money instead of yours. Kan? Kan?

When I was still studying, sangat best untuk mengikis duit ros kamal. Dia tak kesah tapi aku rasa dia sebenanye kesah cuba that is the price to paylah for not seeing your children often. Pengakuan dari anak derhaka hehe.

Bukannya I didn’t try to kikis. I did ok, I did, with my best effort. Kadang-kadang hampir berjaya tapi lepas melihat ke anak mata untuk final attempt to kikis tiba-tiba rasa bergetar-getar. Yelah, kalau aku kikis kang nak makan apa? Nasi lauk spicy dick hari-hari?

Yang nak dikikis ni pon satulah. Janganlah tanya soalan seperti “You want is it?”. Make me nervous ok, kalau aku dah hint-hint tu, maknanya naklaaaaaaaaaa. Cuma malu nak ngaku and rasa serba salah [macam haram nak tunjuk baik kan haha] tapi itulah dia ya.

Mungkin I have to use my secret weapon to jalankan the kikis operation. Hmmm.I think I might do that now.

Oh before that, I have one question. I am supposed to alternate my thighs + abs shaping routine with cardio activity. So does sex can be included as cardio activity? Since running and gym-ming are not my thing. I mean, it does make your heartbeat beat faster isn’t it?

Ok, am off to put on my secret suit [to enhance the secret weapon [as if lah ter enhance kan!]]

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Not so domestic goddes

by chics on Sunday, 6 April 2008 - 3 pm · 0 comments

in crap,food

Since I have been craving for lala for the whole week,I decided to make another trip to pasar tani. This time, I am not going to be fooled by some penjual yang tak ikhlas and I went there 15 minutes earlier. You know, just in case.

Muka tak mandi pagi + takde kening pegi pasar tani

But. The penjual lala was not there. Ok, maybe it was too early so I bought other stuff like bawang, sayur, ulam..bla..blaa [macamla korang nak tahu apa barang yang aku belikan] and even had breakfast at akmal’s laksa. Gila sedap laksa dia ok cuma pekerja dia sangat rude.Sempatla aku jerit “Nak menjual pon garang-garang ke?”. I just don’t understand people who berniaga tapi garang-garang. Kalau nak garang-garang tak payah jualla wey.

Ok, enough of emotional element.

Even after we finished having breakfast, the lady was no where to be seen. I am dejected but decided to have one last round since I need some ingredient to cook the plan B lunch. And I saw this.

So what is this?

What is that you ask? Bunnies those are ikan keli salai.
You read my mind now?

The initial menu was supposed to be lala masak cili padi and petola suhun but now it has become keli salai masak lemak cili padi and paku merah masak belacan. Dear God, thank you for your good food!

Usually, my mum would add shallots and garlic to the masak lemak but since she is away, I am going to cook the way I like it, the usual negri sembilan way, without any bawang just lots and lotssss of cili padi with kunyit and santan. Ohhhh setaaap. The paku also was without shallots because he said” I want chinese style, not malay style, chinese don’t put shallots ok”. Like, okkkkkkk.Ampun tuanku. Hoh! Tapi aku masak gakla kan macam tu.

And the result?

Slurp

Ok, fine. I know. Rupanya adalah tak semenggah sangat, sebab aku dah ambik satu ikan tu and there’s no other stuff like kentang or whatnot although I wish I had some belimbing. But still, less is more ok. Pedas, pekat dan uhhh slurp slurp [lepas tu kenchet sebab pedas sangat]. Hmm I know the attempt to puji myself masak sedap adalah keji tapi bosanlah asyik puji beg chantek, kasut chantek, baju chantek, sesekali aku nak jugak puji aku pandai masak hehe. Kan.

Oh, we also have dessert.

Another slurp

Cendol from Karim. Semuanya berlemak ok. Besok nak masak sambal sotong dengan petola suhun + bersantan.

Heh. Nampak sangat aku takkan berjaya diet sampai bila-bila.

God. What a boring entry. I can’t believe you bunnies read till the end.

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Rain

by chics on Saturday, 5 April 2008 - 4 pm · 0 comments

in crap

Outside, it’s raining heavily, inside ada seorang budak yang masih tak mandi. Hehe

I wanted to wash my hair tetapi dalam keadaan cuaca begini membasuh rambut yang simba adalah tidak digalakkan kerana it takes quite sometimes for them to dry. I can’t use the hair dryer because they might get to the abnormal simba-ness stage.

But do you know what I really want to do right now? Main hujan.

I missed main air hujan, the last time I did that was in 1994 if I am not mistaken, di belakang block B bersama Reymi and Ain. Best ok.

I was told, probably it’s not a good idea to do it now because of the keadaan pencemaran udara yang menyebabkan kualiti air hujan adalah tidak berapa bagus. Hence boleh menyebabkan pelbagai penyakit. But he suggested that we go back to my nenek house to main hujan.

Good idea except there are lots of kids there. Walaupon akhlak aku takla sempurna sangat but making my cousins join mandi hujan sekali is not what I want to do. Budak-budak tu dahlatak sedar diri sikit, tak pepasal ada yang demam or sakit kang. Kalau nak main, mainla sendiri tapi bukan sebab aku ajak.

It is raining. And I wonder where MJ is.

It is raining and I really need to mandi now.

Tata

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