March 2008


Pussy lalas

by chics on Sunday, 30 March 2008 - 1 pm · 0 comments

in crap

Ok. I feel like I’ve swallowed some rotting pussy.

Like ughhh.

The thing is, my uncle brought us fresh lala 2 weeks ago and he said he bought it from pasar tani. The taste was so sweet till I finished most of the 2 kilos myself. So this week, dengan semangat membara, I wake up when it’s till dark making my way to pasar tani.

I saw the lala alright, but it was not in a water container as mentioned by my uncle but what the heck, the whole row only that particular stall sells that lala. Feeling fa lala lala, I bought them for 1.5 kilos buttttt after walking at the next row, I saw a lady selling lala, lokam, oyster dan segala keturunan shells in a watery bucket.

Shit, this must be the one that my uncle talked about.

Haruslah aku rasa nak mencarut dahla murah 2 ringgit.

Like, cibailahhhhhhhhhh apsal aku tak jalan-jalan sampai abis dulu tadiiiiiii.

Takpe..takpe I said. The lala I just bought pon fresh juga. That’s me and my pasar tani partner comforting ourselves because we saw some of the lala that we bought terjelir-jelir.

Sigh.

Not fresh ok. Not sweet. Ok, maybe some of them do taste sweet but some of them tasted like rotting pussies. Don’t ask me how I know the taste, my imagination are just above the par.

I think the mix the new ones with the old ones. Nilah dia tau, nak cepat untung. My pasar tani partner said he will go and tell them off next week, on how pussy tasting their lala are. He can be mean sometimes, especially to customer services who doesn’t know how to service.

I am going to lie down. My tekak and tongue need some rest and so do my arms.

The excursion selling tart to the pasar pagi yesterday that made me tawaf 2 kali, had left my arms feeling so sengal and sakit. Selling tart and a question mark?

Don’t ask. Just blame it on my emak.

Btw, I miss her :(

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by chics on Saturday, 29 March 2008 - 9 pm · 0 comments

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Eventful day

by chics on Saturday, 29 March 2008 - 12 am · 2 comments

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I had an eventful day yesterday, which doesn’t happen too often.

Since my cousin yana gave a birth to a baby boy few days back, I decided to pay her and the baby a visit. My cousin has a baby, bunnies! Like real baby sucking tits and all!

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Ahmad Shihan Darwish. Sideburn gila panjang ok, ikut sapa tatau

Like the rest, Yana story scare the shit out of me. She ripped off Zali’s [the husband] shirt accidentally sebab dia grip and tarik kuat sangat, sakit sangat dia kata. Dan doktor gunting snap snap. Aaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhh

When I told swirly about the gunting part, he looked at me and buat aksi menggunting and said “Since you might have to go through it, why not practice now”. Bongok ke gila? Ke dua-dua?

This stuff is so fucking scary to melah!

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A happy face for not having her pussy getting cut. Yet [still undecided]

Ok next.

Next, off to midvalley to feed my hunger for materials. I am thinking.. make up and clothing, despite my rambut yang besar aku redah jua midvalley itu.

I managed to buy the make up but not the baju. Tetapi, I managed to snap my happy face while trying the baju. So behold, you will only be seeing my face after this

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Ok. Maybe you can’t see what’s so great with this baju but it reminds me of a baju belong to lindsay lohan, if you could see the bottom part. Why didn’t I snap the bottom part? I don’t know, maybe because I am too busy snapping my face? Anyway, for someone to wear this baju nicely she has to has a pair of nice boobies dan maybe sedikit tinggi. Babilah mng ni kata saiz xs, buatla bebetul eee. Kalau buat saiz xs untuk European baik tayah jual dekat sini. Kan tengok dah emo.

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This baju sort of fits me but I looked like nor kumalasari in some 70′s movie. Retro sangatlah, tak reti nak bawak, plus, you could see my bra peeking meaning tetek tak cukup besar. Although it still can be save, I choose not to buy it, maybe because of the material also kot. It reminded me of my grandma’s sweater.Eh tapi skang aku rasa nyesal sebab baju nenek mcm best je pakai. Hmm

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I love red and I fall in love with this dress instantly but..

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It doesn’t looks too flattering. Although the bottom embroidery is nice tapi tak fitting, so I don’t like. Saya hanya suka pakai baju macam pembalut sarung nangka sahaja thank you.

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Ok,this dress really looks pretty on the rack despite the blue colour. The cutting was a bit different and nampak macam pendek dekat depan but wtf, it really look nice so I tried it. Please ignore my rambut yang semakin simba dari biasa. Hasil penukaran baju-baju secara berterusan.

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Tapi baju ni lagi haram,hampir kesemuanya didedahkan. Kene pegang banyak kain ok and the backside was not very flattering either.Taulah bare back tapi tak payahla labuh gila like some saggy boobs. Euws.

That one wrapped up the hunt for baju coz after that I lost my mood and went to jusco for tako tao and okonomiyaki . Tapi aku tak puas hati dengan pembuat tako tao itu, apsal kasi chicken ham + cheese when I ordered iidako. Sheesh, dahla tak senyum salah bagi pulak. Oh, I used to love the pairs yang jual tako tao dulu2 masa tahun 2005, sangat suka senyum dan tak payah tanya dah tau aku nak order apa.

Oh shite. My hair. I need a hair cut. Tapi dah terbeli conditioner for curly hair smalam. Itulah namanya gelojoh tetapi fickle.

Happy weekend.

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