Once upon a time there was an ogrelf. She was called an ogrelf because she had a tummy as big as an ogre and ears like an elf. Ogrelf hobby was eating. Oh, she loved that more than anything in the world.
One day, ogrelf went to Sarawak and had a big feast.
“I shall eat and eat untill I can’t eat no more!” Said ogrelf.
For breakfast, she had
that tasted ok but not really her favourite
and also
Although, according to a friend, this is not the original version of Sarawak laksa. Since ogrelf didn’t eat pork, she can’t taste the original laksa :(
For lunch, she had
She also wanted to have this one ugly looking cake but it was too ugly that she decided not to. Tah siapala yang keras tangan tak reti buat kek nii? Tsk, tsk. Oh yes, sometimes ogrelf can speak malay.
When the clock stroke 5, she had these for tea
It was supposed to be some white fungus inside instead she found hers full of fruits, she still loved them!
Hmmm. Not quite like this one.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Bloody delicious. Me love octopussy, said ogree while licking her lips.
After all those food, she was still looking forward for dinner. But wait. What shall she have? So she went walking..walking and walking.. until she saw something.
Something white, something wriggly. Something that looked like maggots.
Sago worms!
It was ogrelf first time, yes but she will sure be coming back for more! In the end, ogrelf went home with a full stomach and a happy heart.
Only to realise she had grown buncit like 4 months pregnant lady. Demmitlah kau semua makanan sedap!
But that’s ok, said ogrelf to herself, I can always make new year’s resolution to lose weight like I did every year. Hihi.
The end.
P.S: Ogrelf is a very concious creature so please excuse her bloated face and the big pimple on the cheek [and all over the face tsk tsk]. Bloody pimple, I shall cast a spell and turn you into snailfrogwith100legs.
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nasi goreng dabai,
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