It’s hot these days and my house is without air condition.
Since I was small I have this habit stuffing my face at the freezer to get some cool air and my favourite was my nenek’s freezer because hers was always extra cool.
Memang agak cacat but I like.
I still carry that habit until today. Few weeks ago the weather was very hot and I needed some thing to alleviate the heat. So I tuned to my mom’s freezer. That time bibik is cooking in the kitchen.
While I was enjoying my time stuffing my face in the freezer, dreaming about maybe this is how alaska might feels like, someone petted my shoulder and slowly said.
“Kasihan, muka udah comel. Tetapi gila”
With that she shook her head and continued cooking.
Tanpa rasa bersalah.
Maybe my assumption that her head will bleed with nanah is wrong after all because it’s seemed like dia telah mula menanahkan otakku ini.
If you use federal highway to go towards KL, you will realise a billboard “aku nak power”. That billboard somehow disturbed me. Even more when I watched the advertisement.
Seorang lelaki kering yang lemah meminta genie untuk power di malam-malam buta dimana rumahnya suram. Selepas minum kopi dan mendapat power, rumahnya adalah bergegar dan berlampu-lampu.
I don’t know why I felt keji. Maybe you know the answer.
The swirly face man then asked me why is it kopi kopi tongkat ali atau kebanyakan produk dari herba menjadikan tenaga batin as their main agenda? I went to a kedai mamak once and saw an old man wearing kopiah drinking coffee with a tagline “untuk menguatkan tenaga batin”. That is so euw. Can’t they just say “untuk hati senang”, “untuk mengelakkan kecacingan” or yang sewaktu dengannya. Plus, I often find tenaga batin advert in magazines mendambakan dada lelaki bidang yang berminyak-minyak. Sungguh keji perlakuan sebegitu
Minus ali cafe [my choice your choice.hehe], don’t they know herbs and sumber bumi can do more besides giving a boost for sex life? Mengapakah asyik berbau sex adakah kerana lelaki dan wanita di malaysia ramai yang mati pucuk atau kurang nafsu? I don’t think so, sebab banyaknye 3gp bogel disana-sini.
Please, I don’t want when I am old, the guy I married pakai bandana and menggetik menari nari naik motor lepas minum kopi.
Aku boleh muntah nanah terus ok.
Speaking about power, I found out there’s a kedai who sell sayur asem [indonesian food] at the curve. I don’t remember the name but something-something penyetz. The food is not bad. I did not have the sayur asem but will definitely come back for more.
Oh.
The awaited rambut simba, but please take note, ni aku dah letak minyak berkati supaya dia tak menyimba sangat. Kalau tak nampak dan nak kak nam jugak, pegi facebooklah. Hehe.
chics and epy yang suka makan[tapi chics yang habiskan semua makanan :(]
Enjoy your monday bunnies.
I am not sleeping at home tonight.
- I left my spec at home and without it I feel miserable. My eyes can’t tolerate contact lenses for too long.
- Oh, it was in the make up bag on my dressing table. Which mean, I left my supply of make up too. Big big problem. Urgh.
- I am supposed too diet but today I tambah nasi 2 pinggan and ate 3 pieces of donuts. Creamy, buttery, sugared donuts.
- Now I feel sick for eating too much
- So I force myself to make the food come out from my body. In fact that was what I had been doing for the past few weeks. I feel pretty and safe after that. And happy
- Someone tell me I will become bulimic soon but he got to understand, I have to appear skinner than him.
- I hate my double chin. Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh more donut please.
