Two days ago I have the urge to eat burger tepi jalan. Since I was in section 2, I decided to buy the one in front of the seven eleven since it was the nearest to my car. There were 3 people working at the stall, one is frying the burger, the other one is the one who prepare the bread and the third one a blonde haired guy, seemed to helped with other stuff.

I am very cerewet when it comes to food. My ideal burger would be a chicken burger wrapped with egg or chicken special with extra mayo and just a little bit of sauce. If things go wrong I will be really upset. I don’t like it when they put too much chilli sauce because it will spoil the taste and it will make the bread soggy especially when they use cap tiga ayam chilli sauce.

So I told the guy who prepare the bread “ayam special satu, extra mayo, sos sikit”. That time he nodded and after that start talking to some of his friends yang seemed to melepak there. One question, kenapa orang suke melepak atas motor tepi kedai burger? Tidakkah mereka tahu ia satu perbuatan keji sebab aku susah nak beli burger setelah motor itu memblock jalanku?

I had to wait for a while since there were some customers also waiting for their order. Few minutes after that the guy asked “Nak burger daging tadi kan?”

Ayam, I said. He said ohh and continue doing his work.

Finally after few more minutes waiting, I had my burger and headed home. On my way home, I noticed there’s another gerai burger at the end of the road but no one seemed to buy burgers from them. Kesian, I thought. Takpe lain kali aku beli kat kedai tula.

Did I have my chicken special, with extra mayo and less chilli sauce?

No, he made me chicken burger [no egg] with less mayo and less chilli sauce instead. Aku benci betulla. Tak apa, aku fikir lagi.Lain kali beli dekat gerai yang lagi satu tu.

So yesterday, I feel like eating burger again, this time I went to the other gerai. Gerai yang dari jauh nampak malap dan takde orang tapi sebenanye dekat belakang tu ada jugak orang melepak atas motor dalam gelap. Semua lelaki ada sorang perempuan. Perempaun itu nampaknya bangga dikelilingi lelaki-lelaki berambut gonjeng ditempat gelap. Di bersuara agak kuat dan nyaring agar didengari orang ramai.

The stall have two workers, both of them looked like as if either they are still schooling or just finish school tapi budak yang masak burger itu agak jambu membuatku agak gugup[haha].

“Burger ayam special satu, mayonis extra, sos sikit ye” I ordered and he replied by just giving me a look and continue talking with his friends while his tangan menggoreng burger.

“Kau tinggal sinila malam ni”. A guy who prepared the bread talked to the girl and the girl asked the guy to asked her ‘abang’ first. The ‘abang’ said “nenek kau!”. Them all of them laughed. Oh no, adakah aku sudah terbeli burger dari mat rempit dan minah rempitnya?

I then repeat my order, because I am not sure if the guy heard me the first time. He then repeated my order to the guy who prepare my bread.

So, did I finally get my chicken special, with extra mayo and less chilli sauce?

The first thing when I open the polystyrene case, I saw that the bread was already soggy ditenggelami sos. And I had to eat it dengan mulut aku penuh bersememeh dan jatuh jatuh atas baju aku.

Susah sangat ke nak dengar arahan?

Hendak sahaja aku teruskan makian disini, tapi nanti orang cakap aku anti bangsa sendiri but then, kalau ye nak pon nak mencari rezeki yang halal, kau buat dengan ikhlas boleh tak?

Haihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Excuse me if you just don’t get it, but I take my food seriously.

Meen called me lepas dah dekat setahun aku tak cakap dengan dia. Not that we didn’t contact each other but asal call je mesti salah time. She called me on Friday but I was about to have my exam. Dahla cakap dengan minah ni kalau tak lebih 2 jam tak sah. Macamanala aku nak terus layan dia cakap?

But can you believe that I’ve known her for 4 years but I never really meet her? Honestly aku dah tak ingat kat mana aku jumpa dia ok. Tiba-tiba out of the blue she called and when I asked how did we met she said ” At the club, kau tak ingat ke? Zaman-zaman gelap itu”. Seriously aku tak ingat ok. But yeah, we became friends after that.

As usual we bitch about life and mostly about pengote and men. Then she suddenly asked me

Meen: Chics, kalau katalahkan kau ada boyfriend tau. Dia hemsem, baik caring tiba-tiba satu hari kau kantoi dia comolot dengan lelaki apa kau nak buat?
Chics: Hmm.. Kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..Sedihla kot, tapi aku rasa aku tatau nak marah ke tak?

Meen: Tula kannnn,tatau nak marah ke tak kan. Nak kata jeles, apa jadahnye nak jeles dengan lelaki?Kalau perempaun bolehla aku tamparkan muka dia..kalau lelaki?
Chics: Itula, tapi keji sial
Meen:Habis tu macamanala?

Honestly I don’t know how would I react. Kalaulah kantoi comolot dengan pompuan comfirm I would go beserk tapi dengan lelaki..mungkinkah aku akan terkulat-kulat saja dan menyesali diri atas apa yang terjadi?

What will you do if that happen to you?

Keirun hold an open house session at her place last saturday. It was great, the rendang was pedas which made my day eventhough tak sedar diri ceret.

Gambar wajib sebelum memulakan perjalanan.

My two tetek

Miss vain October 2007

4 tetek

5 tetek

Anyway, Nik came and we played her famous ‘permainan-meneka-jantina-dan-berapa-banyak-anak-kau-dapat’. Well, I used to play that game too when I was small and maybe yew bunnies also pernah. You tied a gold ring[yellow please] with a strand of benang and you dip it three times and wait for it to show you the sign. Kalau dia straight anak lelaki, kalau bulat bulat anak perempaun. Haha ridiculous tapi macam terlayan. Keji

Tapi benang kat rumah keirun tah mana-mana so we decied to use our own hair.Tapi aku tak main chop, the idea of having someone in your belly adalah scary dan memikirkan tentangnya ataupun berangan adalah scary juga, Jadi aku tolong tilikkan aja.

Nik bermuka eager

Cabut rambut Nik

Mari sini aku buatkan

Haaa anak lelaki![keji keji]

Chics mata stim sebab kenyang gila

Minggu depan ada 2 lagi open house. Cepatttt siapa lagi yang nak buat open house, baik ngaku.

I have a new bibik. Not me actually, more like my mom. This time the bibik is staying with us. She is the youngest sister of my nenek’s bibik and she pleaded my mom to take her. Because she didn’t want to follow her husband to go back to Indonesia. Don’t ask me why, I am not that nosy.

Since I was so busy I did not cook and let my mum cook. Lagipun mak aku masak lagi sedap so baik dia jelah yang masak. Today she fasted and the only food left was kari ikan semalam. I hate kari ikan, therefore I choose to go to tesco to get some sushi. Gila kejikan nak makan sushi kene pegi Tesco tapi janji ade belasah jela.

Tapi dekat Tesco I saw this tinned pasta sauce and tiba-tiba tekakku gatal nak masak pasta. Yes I can make the sauce tapi malas dan membazir masa dan tenaga, lagipon aku sorang je nak makan, malam karang mak nak masak sup ikan. I left Tesco with sushi and mushroom pasta sauce in my hand.

Dah namanya aku buruk lantakkan, sampai-sampai rumah terus balun sushi and I start chopping some brown mushroom to add to the pasta. That time bibik tengah nak pasang langsir.

“Kak mari sini”. She called me kakak and she called my brother abang. Getik menusuk ke kalbu.

Me: Apa bik?
Bibik: Perempuan kalau kawen, kene tahu masak.[kenapala orang suka cakap pasal bende ni?]
Me: Yela orang masakla ni.

Bibik: Bukan masak itu, masaknya betul-betul. Masak nasi, masak lauk.
Me: Ala takpe, saya tahu masakla bik
Bibik: Habis tu kenapa tak masak betul-betul?

Me: Sebaba saya malas hehe
Bibik: ASTAGFIRULLAHALAZIM

Agak nak terjatuhla dia kan dari pemasangan langsir.

Then I continued cooking and later she went inside the kitchen

Bibik: Kenapa masak sedikit?
Me: Saya sorang je nak makan. Nanti kalau saya tiba-tiba kawen, kalau suami saya nak makan, dia masakla sendiri.

Bibik:ALLAHUAKBAR!

Welcome to my house bibik. Tak lama lagi pasti otak bibik akan berleleh nanah.

Two days ago I woke up and found one sms in my mailbox.

” Aku dah nak kene balik Miri. Suckslah :(. [some other stuff bla..bla]“. From Yip. I forgot his flight was on the morning.Boleh tak aku macam sedih baca sms tu? Had a good time lepak dua malam berturut2 lepas dah berapa bulan tak melepak macam besok takde keje nak buat.

Tak sempat nak pegi heritage row sambil mengweed

Anyway,it rained last night and I thought I would be able to sleep. Before doing that I thought would be a good idea if I went to get some drink first. Dah minum air gatal nak tengok tvla pulak kan. And then is when I terswitched to hallmark channel yang semasa itu menyanagkan “the starter wife”.

Now someone suggested that I might like that series and he is right. I did. A lot.

It starred Debra Messing as Molly Kagan who then was a wife to a hollywood movie studio only later stepped down as the started wife when her husband asked for divorce.

I am not going to tell you everything sebab aku pemalas so why not go to their website and check it out yourself. Oh, while you are there, why not check out the “whack you ex” game dimana anda boleh mengupload gamba ex anda dan memukulnya dengan menggunakan banyak equipment wanita seperti handphone dan high heels. I like!!

So what do I like about this series? Entah mostly because you can connect it with yourself dikalangan character character yang ada and oh debra messing adalah kelakar dan sedikit menggelupur. Dan ade sedikit unsur saiko perempuan type.

And oh, she look disaster, macam aku gak bila lepas break which i like also. Hehe.

If you want to catch it, tune to hallmark channel on sunday 9 pm, repeat on tuesday the same time.

Aku suke jelakan tengok cerita ni tapi kalau dah banyak season macam desperate housewives rasa menyampah pulak.

At least I have something to look up for now.
Gila loser sial bunyik aku.