Hai. nama saya chics. Saya belum menonton spiderman 3 ataupaun pirate of the Caribbeans 3 lagi. Ini adalah kerana saya tidak suka menonton bersama beruk-beruk yang suka membuat bising di dalam wayang dan benci apabila saya suka mengencing disana sini tanpa sekatan sewaktu menonton.

Trilogi yang saya berjaya tonton adalah lord of the rings dan ini adalah kerana saya chenta sama itu aragorn yang sangat bersifat kelakian dan juga harry potter kerana er..err..kerana saya pedophile? Tidak ya, ini adalah fitnah.

Berbalik kepada cerita lord of the ring tadi, pertama kali saya menontonnya ialah bersama ex saya yang agal sengal. Saya berkata dia sengal kerana dia kalau tiba waktu menonton wayang pasti akan terlupa dan tertido tanpa bangun-bagun. Selalunya saya akan terpaksa naik kerumahnya [yang ohhh penuh dengan lelaki kacak] dan menaga sambil menggoncangnya bangun. Lalu, dia tanpa gagal akan berkata ” Jangan marah , Na” sambil menggelupur mandi

Sewaktu hendak menonton lord of the rings 1 itu, rintangan yang sama juga terpaksa saya hadapi. Budak botak bangun lambat lagi, tetapi saya tidak marah kerana tak sabar hendak menegok cerita yang menjadi buah mulut orang itu.

Setelah membeli nachos yang di dip dengan cheese[masa tu GSC ada jual nachos ni lagi okies] saya telah bersiap sedia dengan pergi mengencing sekali. Juga bersiap sedia memakan sedikit nachos buat bekalan.

Jeng…Tidak lama kemudia, iklan pun tamatlah dan ahaaaaaaaaaa, Lord of the Ring bermula…

Tetapi..
Tetapi..

Mengapakah ada perempuan memakai sleeveless? Bukankah patut adaorang bertelinga runcing dan bermain pedang-pedang? Tak apalah, ini mungkin adalah gimik itu.

10 menet berlalu, kenapa ada dua perempaun baring-baring atas katil sekarang? Mana pedang? Mana telinga runcing? Manaaaaaaaaaaaa.

“Awak, betul ke ni lord of the ring wak?”
“Betulla, kite gi beli lepas kelas tadik”
“Bak tiket sini cek”

Waktu siaran… betul..
Nombor panggung..betul..
Tajuk cerita..be…

Apaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

“Ini bukan lord of the rings nihh! Ni The ring!!”

“Oh bukan ke? Hehe”

Sengal tak sengal skang? Tak pepasal saya telah dipaksa menengok cerita hantu yang berusaha untuk berlakon seram

Seminggu kemudian, kami berjaya membeli tiket yang betul, tetapi telah membeli seat depan sekali. Akibatnya adalah tengkuk adalah sangat sakit. Tetapi hati saya lebih sakit kerana ex saya telah berdengkur dengan jayanya dan menjadi perhatian orang ramai.

Sejak itu, saya tidak menonton Lord of The rings dengannya lagi. Tetapi pergi menonton dengan ex-ex saya yang lain yang ehe saya sendiri pon tak ingat siapa.

Hehe.

I’ve been tag by tina.

The Songs
Ok, the rules:

1. Go to Pop Culture Madness site.
2. Pick the year you turn 18 years old.
3. Get yourself nostalgic over the songs that year.
4. Write something about how those songs affected you.
5. Pass it on to five more friends.

The songs that registered in my mind are :

1. All My Life - K-Ci and JoJo

I just love this song. It always reminds me of youth and my first love. Every time I heard this song, I will think of him. Yeah, he is sweet but perhaps not the sweetest. He thought me how to love someone and turned me from someone who hated everyone to someone who at least learn to appreciate myself [but I still hate almost everyone. Haha]. He thought me my first kiss and how it feels to cry of broken heart. But I think I broke his heart more by walking away with err ..another guy. Who I turned to hate until today. Kemak punya jans. Hehe. Emo pulak.

2. Bitter Sweet Symphony - the Verve

I love this song till this very day. It came out to be the soundtrack for Cruel Intention, one of my favourite movies. Why do I love it? Coz of the music lah kot, it is slightly different from the rest. Although I must say the very first time I heard it, I sort of got a headache. But who, the second listening session made me hooked.

3. Sweetest Thing - U2

Oh God. This song remind me of my rotten time in MCC Kuantan. I hate that place. Pagi-pagi ahad masa aku tengah membuta lagik, mesti ada orang bukak radio and main lagu ni. And in my tidur-tidur ayam, I will be thinking what shall I do for that day or where shall I go for dating. Of course I can’t wear the short skirt because this is bloody kuantan jalan gamb[p]ang and kalau kau nak mati pakaila. Most of the lecturer hated me sebab aku first day datang dah kene masuk bilik HEP, kene sound except for my physics teachers sebab aku terrer gile physic. Haha. And oh, the Chinese Chem teacher doesn’t seemed to mind me too, siap gelakkan aku lagi bila aku tak paham-paham apa die ajar. But he should be put aside coz he live in his own world.

4. Thank U - Alanis Morisette

Remind me of my school and my friends in school. We like to ponteng prep and tengok tv curik-curik tengah-tengah malam buta to watch billboard or vidz. Alanis morisette was hot back then. I am not saying she looked hot or what but her songs were. I usually listen to this song yang telah di rekod dalam kaset[kaset okkk?] dan di pasang to walkman but disambung kepada speaker besar. Haha. I used to live in this one schema block call Zainab Hall where the students were super skema [dun give a fuck if one of them is reading this] bila aku pasang je lagu pakai speaker mesti bising. After that I moved to Khadijah Hall and ehe, it was superb.

5. Torn - Natalie Imbruglia

The first debut of Natalie Imbruglia. I loved her hair, her eyes and this song. I thought this song was about a girl who hatinye tertorn but then somewhere this year I read a blog of someone who said it was related to some kind of taboo thing. Adakah selaput dara yang torn? Well, honestly it never crossed my mind. Lihatlah betapa innocentnya aku.

Am tagging;

a) Lenny
b) Uda
c) Alan
d) Darling8tabby
e) AM

Ok. Last night I sleep early at about 10.30 coz I was feeling sick and hehe I just woke up. Practically feeling sakit kepala coz banyak tido.

I logged on to err..the student portal to check my result and my heart sank. Apsal result aku macam sem lepas je? Takkanlaa.Dahla sem lepas result tak best.

Laaa,sekali it was last sem result. The new result has not come out yet. Heh

Membuang masa korang tak baca entry ni?hehehehehehehehe

Was having mamak session [the fact that I don't eat mamak but my friends do] and had our mourning and serious talk about life as usual. No, this is not teteks who I am talking about. They err..err never really have serious talking session in public.

So we went to scrutinise our achievement in life so far which ehe were not that great actually. I mean, we are 26 yet still working makan gaji and err..err in a mediocre position and single. While people around us had move on dengan jayanya sekali.

This is when Ikhwan said how he could not believe some of his friend already got hitched padahal dia adalah lagi hemsem [statement ni aku yang tambah, tapi aku taula ikhwan kalau baca dia suke.haha]. How come other people deserve to be with someone and not us? Padahal orang lain tu bukannya best sangat pon.haha

Then I thought of few couples who at the first glance tidaklah mempunyai err..pakej yang menarik but ended happily married. I know this is a horrid statement but somehow that was what we discussed the other day.

Kadang-kadang memang betul, at certain time when a couple passed by you will give some remarks such as

1. How come the hunk is holding hands with the old lady? Takde perempaun muda lagi ke?
2. Eh, boifren kacak dia tapi kenapa gefren dia gemuk?
3. The young lady who was holding hands with the old guy mesti is after his money.
4. Oh my, what the hell is that foxy doing with that guy? Apsal aku yang hemsem ni tak dapat?

Hmm. Kenapa ye?

To me, maybe these people even how odd they look, they deserve each other. For example for question no 1, put aside material factor [taikla kalau kau cakap kau tak going towards materialism] maybe the guy find older women are easier to handle dari younger girls who are still daze in their getik style and can’t be able to control their anger leave alone jealousy. And the women, finds the guy comforting coz being with a young guy makes her feel young at heart. Adakah salah untuk berasa muda? Asalkan jangan seperti macik macik berdansa di club cukupla.

So what is so keji seeing them together?

And no 4. What the hell is the foxy doing with that guy? First of all, what makes you think you stand more chance than the guy. Adakah kerana rupa kau yang melebihi dia? Now tell me, with your look, could you give her happiness and security? Could you cope out with her flocking by admirers and tell me, kalau orang tu tak hemsem, meaning he doesn’t deserve a hot chicas kah?
Maybe, despite not having the package, he is the sweetest and heart melter alive. And by being with him, her life seemed to be complete. And for him, perhaps he saw beyond the beauty, something else which were transparent to others but not to him. Then again, takkan tak best kalau ade partner lawa?

So what is so keji seeing them together.

I personally feel, no matter how you look and how much you earn, there will be somene for everyone.

Kalau perangai kau macam lanch, heh macam lanchla jugak pasangan kau or maybe not. Like kalau kau rasa ade satu perempaun tu perangai macam setan and wish she ended up with another setan, heee think again. She might be not. Entah-entah kauu yang end up dengan setan kot. Hehe

Oh no. What am I talking about ini?

Oh ok, so when you walked and saw an odd couple, try to look at them in different ways. And somehow, you will feel ok to be single. Because the person who truly fits you and understand you, is still on his/her way…

To complete you.

After so long not lepaking together, I met ikhwan just now. And to add the suprise, dina was there too. I would say it was almost a year since i met him and it was all goodlah.

He then told me about his phobia towards dentist, which is exactly like mine. And he balme it on the dentist who always come for check up at our school, primarylah of course. Ye, dan die mengingatkan aku kepada seorang dentist perempuan ynag berambut kerinting yang suka menggodek mulut budak-budak. Dahla tu main blasah je.

And the dentist used to scared out like rasa nak terberakla. The sound of the driller adalah sangat menakutkan.

Lagi satu bende yang menakutkan masa sekolah rendah is rubella.

Seniors always said that rubella is an injection where the dr will take satu besi yang bengkok sket dekat hujung and panaskan atas api. Bila bahagian cangkuk tu dah panas, the dr will inject the needle or the besi bengkok at your lengan and congkel.

Tak ke rasa terkencet mendengarnya?

Another thing, rubella will always leave you some scar. if your scar is biggggg, meaning the medicine is working and it’s good butttt, if the scar is small and hampir tak nampak, aiyoo, habisla tak tau, nanti awak kene amik rubella lagik.

The myth really scares the shit out of me ok.

Even later I find out the use normal needle for rubella but I was still worried about scar rubella aku yang kecik itu. I mean, what if kalau kali kedua dia betul-betul cungkil?

Tsk