I realised that it’s going to be the end of april already and I haven’t watch the movies in ABO. Tula gatal nak subscribe tapi tanak tengok.

I decided to make Sunday hari malas-malas sambil gemuk-gemuk. With having a basket of strawberry and a tin of whipped cream, I watched this endon movie, berbagi suami. Ada shanty okk

I love it.

No, I don’t love the idea of polygamy but I love storyline and yes, although this is about the most disgusting topic for me still I managed to smile.

And cry. Ok. I am cembeng I know but I couldn’t help feeling sad for the first wife who look so tabah which finally turn her into a numb person. To me she is numb ok. Sampai ada perempaun yang tidak diketahui [which is her madu no 4] came crying at the kubur she still muka takde perasaan. Kalau akulaaa, aku dah pijak-pijak dah pompaun tu dekat situ or tanya “haaa,,laki kau dah mati ni, kau nak merempat kat mana?” Although the late husband was a politician, apa kau ingat kau politician kau boleh kawen 4? Mari bagi aku roll royce 2 and what about your anak yang menghobek itu?

The second story is more keji. Driver tapi ada hati nak kawen 4 and yet doesn’t allow the wives to use contraceptive, as the result anak-anak yang ramai kene berhimpit tidur dalam bilik yang kecik bersama-sama emak-emak tiri. Shanty is the wife no 3 and she aced the partla as perempaun malu-malu nak melakukan hubungan kelamin dengan lelaki miang. Don’t ask me why she marry him because I don’t feel like telling. But I love it when she develop a lesbian relationship with the second wife. Hahah. Tulah siapa suruh “tidur sekati” , tidur himpit-himpit dalam bilik sempit kan dah ter”tuang air”. And because of the husband suka tuka-tuka pepet, he infected all the wifes with STD.Keji tak keji sekarang?

The third story is about a poor girl who is also an opportunist. Tak kirela laki orang, semua nak sebat. Janji aku hidup senang. Face burning anyone? Opps.

I wish to comment more about the third story but tiada apa dapat meluahkan kebencian aku dekat perempaun macam ni. And also my hatred to men who think their dick is so great padahal tahan lima menet je and duit nak belanja pon ngam ngam je budget.

Despite all that I love this movie. It awaken you to see different perspective of men and women. There are few ikhlas men in this movie, ada bukan tak ada cuma pak pacak jela. The women, it’s either they have no option but to bear and grin or they are plain stupid, not wanting more for their life.

I mean, apa kau ingat kau kawen je hidup kau dah bererti? Kalau kau kene share pisang magik apakah ertinya?Hoh

Anyway, yew bunnies should watch this type of movie, hentikanla menengok cerita seperti my heart yang nama je gempak tapi lanch itu. Why not you watch something that could make your brain to work even for a little while?

There’s nothing wrong to watch it unless, yew people terasa seperti di tampar tamparan wanita coz your character are like the one in the moviela..Hehe

Oh. This is a rainy saturday morning. I am supposed to be sleeping but I can’t since I had a nap from 6 till dusk. Tulah gatal sangat nak tido.

Talked to few people online which circulated around food. Not good.

I’ve been eating mushroom for the whole week and I think the aphrodisiac food had caused horny-ness in me. Mushroom with pasta, sautee mushroom with whole meal bread, sautee mushroom with broccoli and bla..bla..

I so want tony romas and a shag right now.

Juicy juicy ribs and uh uh a long good shag .

I am horny + hungry which means I am errr..hurny?

tony romas..tony romas..tony romaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss..

Gua mental block ok dan ini dah dekat 4 kali gua edit entry ni sebab ade aje bende yang hilang.

So, today I am just going to do the meme after being tagged by nell

7 things to do before i die:

- Forgive all the bastard and bitches I have in my list.haha

- Go traveling around the world.

- Having to hear “Aku terima nikahnya..”

- Move to Europe

- Feel content with what I have and everything around me

- Repent,like.. for real.

- Have my own magazine where I can write my craps

7 things I can’t do:

- Stop buying shoes & bags

- Live in India.

- Beat an animal [I rather beat up a person hehe]

- Neglect my mum

- Neglect the teteks

- Stop mengeji in my blog.hehe

- Hide my emotions like pretending liking someone when I don’t.

7 things that attract me to Europe:

- The quiet side or the suburb

- The idea of getting away from here

- The food. Mama mia!

- Like nell, I want to the architecture

- I don’t know, just feel like going there ahh i know.. topless at the beaches[not that I have much to offer la kan]

- Traveling and sight seeing ,I mean roadtrip!

- White, broad chest guy. Haha

7 things I say:[sigh* I realized I my vocabs revolved around bad words :P]

- Macam sial

- Babi

- Bodow

- Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

- Keji

- Okkkkkkkkkkkkk

- Nak hug

7 good books: [Oh God, this is somewhat tough and you don’t have to tell me why]

- Books by Roald Dahl

- Angela’s Ashes by Frank Mcourt

- Tenggelamnya kapal van der wijck by Hamka

- Do they hear you when you cry by Fauziya Kassindja

- Shopaholic series by Sophie Kinsella

- PS I love you by Cecelia Ahern

- Anne Frank’s Diary by the late Anne Frank

7 good films:

- Forrest Gump

- Beautiful Mind

- Cinta

- Clueless [haha]

- Orange County

- Ali Setan

- Ghost

7 blogs to tag:

Everyone who is reading this

Happy weekend bunnies

During my trip to Bali, I bought this sluar ikat-ikat, made from cotton. Alah, the seluar yang tak payah zip or butang, it looks like a piece of cloth, u ikat on the front and on the back, taraaaa..it’s done and you can go out.

Anyway, today is not such a taik day for me so I decided to dress up a bit and wear that sluar although the real reason is I just feel gatal to wear the sluar since my maid had nicely iron it. Kalau nak harap aku iron, memang lagi 8 tahun baru aku ironla kan. Hehe.

So, I wore that today and went out, first to get something at the mall and second, to submit my paper. Feeling good until the rain poured. Dahla sluar tu made from cotton kan,ditambah pulak dengan tangan aku yang penuh nak pegang barang.

The only idiot thing about this sluar is, it can terselak dan menampakkan peha which is so keji especially bila part menunduk. Especially when it wet, the blakang part kind of nak terselak kebelakang and that’s a shit sebab banyakla pulak mat rempit melepak sebab tak boleh balik kan.

Still I manage to join Fieda and June at sec 2 before hantar the assignment together. This is when more shit happens.

Fieda was paying at the counter after using the pc while me and June walked towards the door. The I suddenly feel cold at my back, the lower part. Pahal tetibe sejuk ni? So I let my left hand touch my back.

Apsal aku rasa kulit pulakkkkkkk? Mana pegi sluarr?

When I look down, the ikatan depan sudah terbuka lantas melondehkan bahagian belakang lalu mendedahkan bahagian belakang. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nasib baik tak tertanggal semua.
Malu okkkkkkkkkkkk

Oh, mengapakah nasibku selalu sebegini?

I am feeling sorry for myself as I look at the mirror everyday.

Oh. Before I start let me warn you, this is a self-worshiping entry dan berbau bimbo. So sesiapa yang terasa dia adalah sangat intellect please fuck off .

Oh no, mengapa saya emo ini,yo?
I wanted to tell you the answer. Really but to avoid being poyo [walaupun tulis macam ni dah poyo] so i decided not to.

Anyway, I realised the last time I went shopping for shoes, bags or wardrobe was like.. I can’t remember coz it was fucking long time ago. Not only that, I can’t even think of a place to buy what I like. For example, I like this dress that I saw on tv[dipakai oleh salah sorang budak af[keji aku tau tapi diammmmmmmm ok?]] but somehow in my mind, I can’t “locate” the right boutique or even the right mall to get it.

Apakah ini? Lazimnya aku menghafal peta kompleks membeli belah okkkkkk.

And don’t be suprise if you bump into me seeing me wearing my glasses with a pin-up hair do dengan muka yang tidak berkening di tempat-tempat sekitar shah alam. Dan juga memakai tshirt keji [tshirt ok..tshirt.sejak bila aku pakai tshirt pon tatau]. Diamlah kalau kau pakai tshirt pon, I am talking about me here.

And even when I let my hair down, ianya adalah keji and yelling for help. My hair is so in need of belaian mesra awek gebu di salun itu. And my eyes ar so merindui wajahnya yang gebu itu[hehe].

I have been scheduling my time to go visit the salon or even get some massage and go shopping- till- i -nyesal but somehow tak kesampaian.

Yes I am busy but the biggest factor is because at times I don’t give a fuck anymore.Pemalas tahap dewa dewi.

But today, the alarm rang. I had no more outfit that can make me happy,my eyebrows are starting to look like big bird, I had reddish-gatal things on my face and ohhhhhhhhhh I look like shit.

And now feel like one too.

Taikla cam gini.

Nak membuat bf sebagai punching bag pon tidak boleh. Jika tidak mungkin yew bunnies tidak perlu membaca craps ini semua sebab aku telah memaki-maki di telefon.tetapiiiiiiiiiiiiii……….

Ahhhhhhh

Mana coklat aku tadikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?

Pandangan dari sudut lain :Dahla rupa agak kurang memberangsangkan, kuat mengamuk pulak..haih!!!gagal keluarla kau nehhhhhhhhhhhh.

saiko tak saikooooooooo skang?