Even though I ordered nasik goreng ayam merah but I still enjoyed ayam masak merah yang telah disalah order by my mum. While feating I swtich to MTV which has been abondoned for ages. Usually I prefer other channel but yesterday, rancangan TV lain semua macam taik.

Then I saw a band +44 but the drummer is so familiar, so does the lead. Aren’t that Travis and Mark from Blink 182? But wait for is my chenta hati Tom? Oh fuck don’t tell me blink 182 split already? This is not good.

Hell, I am well known for my fetish towards lagu jewang and pop tarts. I mean, I love madonna, britney, and lagu jewang from confused macho guys who are actually sissy and not music from bands like blink 182.

But that fact changed in 2003 when I had to do my thesis. Oh, you should see me that time. I have long hair and wear make up to class and even have matching top with my shoe which doesn’t reflect me now at all. Oh, motif sebenanye ialah that time I took our home pc to pantai hillpark since I need to develop a system for my thesislah. My brother who always have advance knowledge in music had installed few blink 182 clips. Aku sebenanye tak hengen nak tengok tapi bila dah stress tak reti nak buat system, I began to menerokai segala isi pc and found those video clips.

They were so funny and keji ok. Kau penah tengok christina aguilera versi lelaki nari nari tepi pantai sambil tunjuk butt crack and menggelupur atas pasir as in genie in the bottle? Or aksi aksi keji meniru boyband seperti 98 degrees and bsb. Paling best 3 orang budak lari bogel satu town sambil mengharrast orang? Hoho.

I mean, every time after watching the clips, I surely will have semangat to do my work even tak reti buat. Tapi aku gagahi jua!

Dan dengan inspirasi blink 182lah, one night after feeling so stress I walked into my toilet with a scissors in my hand. Roomate aku masa tu nampak but she was too scared to say anything. Satu sebab dia tahu, hangin aku memang bukan sepoi-sepoi bahasa and secondly, she knew I was so stress.

After looking at my long tresses, I grip the scissors tightly and mula menggunting rambut ku sendiri. Siap buat style ok. Th best thing is tomorrow, my friend kecik met me and asked me “Babe, lawa rambut kau! Mana kau potong?” Haha.

Sekarang cuba cakap dengan aku, kalau takde blink 182, mampukah aku menyiapkan thesis itu? I mean, cuba kalau masa thesis tu aku tgk videoclip kumpulan scoin or spoon or tomok or momok or bangkai or whateverlah-eddie-hamid komfem tak siap ok sebab dalam menulis itu air mata akan berjujuran dengan sangat banyak. Tangkap nanges la wa cakap luuuuuuuu, like wtfla kan.

Hoh

So anyway, here’s one of my fav blink 182 video clip dengan lagu dia yang agak glamer. Actually my fav song from this band would be adam’s song but I put All The Small Things video clip instead.

Dan cuba kire, berapa banyak videoclip orang dikeji didalam video clip ini?

1. Ada orang said my hair is getting longer and when I said I want to keep it as long as I can, a guy beside her made a face. Hello, nak bet ke?:P
2. Ada orang said I don’t look selekeh anymore when I go to class. Demla. Orang itu tidak pernah melihat bagaimana aku pergi ke kelas 5 tahun dahulu.
3. Ada orang said he knows me coz I used to date his friends but not sure kawan dia yang mana satu and I dun know him at all. Aha, ye ke ni bang? Ke you yang nak date I ?
4. Ada orang hates me but read my blog like everyday. Ehe I know ok.
5. Ada orang said I am gemuk and she’s my mum.
6. Ada orang is going to get a superb birthday present next month and she is so tak sabar-sabar!
7. Ada orang who looks older than me called me kakak! terhena aku.
8. Ada orang, with two kittens playing under the table is smiling reading this post.
9. Ada orang is going to die , killed with killer questions during her cousin’s engagement day next two weeks.
10. Ada orang nak kene tutup page ni sebab dia tak siapkan keje yang boss dia bagi lagik. Hehe

I’m off to do whatever needed. Kisskiss+hughug

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Sunday was packed with visiting and hugging small, normal and huge teteks.

Tina and Bulat celebrated their love by having second reception on bulat side. I was the pengapit altho I was so keji and tak boleh diharap, as usual but I like making new baju, so it’s acceptable.

The only thing is my new baju is ketat at the bustline seperti aku adalah seekor nangka yang dibalut; I couldn’t even breath properly seperti ada obstacle menekan dada. And while I was laughing dan melahap untuk kali kedua, “pop” butang itu adalah meletup dan terbuka. Celaka. Ini adalah tempat untuk bersanding dan makan bukan tempat untuk membogel sharina!

And because my hands were full with ayam golek, I had to ask nicky to put it together for me and she did it willingly. Penyumbangleweng.

Tsk. I need to lose weight and majorrrr ok. I mean my tailor was a good tailor and the cutting are still the same so the problem is me. Even my kain felt like it’s going to burst anytime. Like hello, baju aku adalah merekah di bahagian dada ok dan jahitannya sudah tetas.

Eh, actually the story is about the wedding. Since I snapped few pictures, here are some of them

The happy couple

Preparing for the big walk. She looks happy doesn’t she?:)

Can you spot the single?:P

After staying for a quite long hours we decided to move on to sjmc to visit bena and his new baby boy Qaed [kotla..hehe]. Both the mama and baby were fine axcept the baby had a slight fever. Bena takde muka derita lansung, dah start boleh cakap macam tertelan mikrofon and she can even start to pose altho she told me the pain was excruciating.

Aku adalah cuak walaupon bayangan untuk membaby adalah sangat kelam

The smiling momma with papa and baby[as the background] and of course teteks yang seperti biasa menghogging lime light

Who would guess girls who you know since zaman hingus meleleh till zaman cucuk langit dibawah sinaran lampu kelip-kelip are mommies today .

Demm. But I still wonder, how does it feel to have a baby sucking you?

Pictures are here, as usual.

Have a wonderful mondays bunnies!

Saturday night and I am at home. Tsk. Can you believe that?

Somehow I felt so sengal and decided to just rot my soul by just sitting at home staring blankly at the screen and laugh while reading people blog. Now, that’s weird. I did not laugh like that while watching raja lawak earlier.

Oh Godddddddddddddd, that show suck and because I am polite I would not keji the juri who are so like so the bagus sampai nak cakap nasihat macam marah-marah macam padahal lawak crite hantu siang kau macam gamp! And don’t let me start about suara oh-socute-bleuurgh-atan.

Adalah berasa seram dari kelakar menonton siri itu.

See, I am that sengal.

Itu kire nasib baikla aku tak sms tu.

I wrote a long entry before but after I changed my mind sebab aku komfem takde faedahnye aku menulis sebegitu mesti ade jugak yang menambahkan statistik komen yang keji so I just password protect my fotopages.

Lagipun hari jumaat tak elok mencarut dan hari jumaat tak elok buat orang marah atau menangis.

Email or ym me to get the password.

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