Hello wassap, wassappppppppp. Hari ni wa nak crita pasal tempat tinggal wa, shah alam yang indah. Chantek gila wa cakap lu, jem pon takde.Pendek kata agak layanla jugak.
Seksyen wa tinggal lagi cun wa cakap lu. Sini rempit memang takde nye. Semua hommies memang kool-kool lah. Aman damai, bersih. Kalau setakat lu nak jogging pagi-pagi memang tade hal punyelah.
Tapi kejadian semalam memang buat wa hanginlah. Lu bayangkanlah, wa nak pegi teman mother wa pegi bank sekali wa prasan cermin dekat side mirror seblah kiri sudah hilang. Wa ingat adik wa yang langgar, tak pon mother wa ke. Mother wa tu gelupur sikit bila bawak kete, macam wa la. Semua wa nak langgar. Hehe.
Ok. Berbalik pada story wa tadi, sekali mother wa cakap cermin seblah kanan pon hilanglah jugak. Wa buat sedikit deep thinking, wah ini bukan accident tapi ini sudah kene kopak. Sekali wa cek-cek awning kreta sudah hilanglah pulak.
Wa nak tuduh endon sebab wa memang benci endon. Suka cilok sluar dalam dan bra gua dan suka cilok suami orang tapi wa rasa bukanlah. Sebab endon tak mainla cilok cermin side mirror. Ini mesti keje mat fit ni. Wa tau sangat. Mat fit, kalau jumpa selimut buruk pon nak jual. Yelah, kete mother wa bolehla di kategorikan dalam besi buruk , jadi wa rasa takde hasil pon.
wa hentak lu maw?
Ini wa ingat shah alam memang dah tak aman lagi. Sikit hari wa rasa kucing-kucing wa pon mungkin kene cilok. Kalau derang curik kucing wa, memang wa tak bagi muka nyer. Tiba-tiba wa teringat cerita boss wa. Dulu boss wa ada tak suke sorang mamat ni, kerek gila. Tapi boss wa ni agak nerd jugakla. Mamat ni suke isap rokok kasik bakar boss wa. Sekali masa mamat tu melepak mana tah boss wa pegi amik taik kucing and masukkan dalam rokok mamat tu, ganti dengan tembakau. Haha. Wa rasa taik kucing kering boleh buat orang highla, pasal boss wa cakap mamat tu layannn je rokok taik kucing kering.
Tadi sebelum wa crite pasal taik kucing, sebenanya wa macam ada satu point, tapi sekarang wa macam rasa dah terkeluar topik.Kalau lu genius, lu kaitkanlah sendiri.
Kesimpulannya, mulai esok wa kene tutup pagar dan tak boleh kluar-kluar malam2 jalan-jalan dekat taman.Disebabkan wa letih nak menulis dalam bahasa mat fit, wa rasa wa nak blah. Apa-apahal, kalau wa jumpa mat fit tu memang wa hentak!!
Echeh.
Wa choww dulu bebbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.
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Last week chloe [ermm.. she's a laptop] was sick coz I think I teropen an email yang berisi brontox. Hello, tak comel ok hanta emel ada brontox. Adalah menyusahkan aku sahaja. Kesian chloe dan kesian chics. Anyway, I can’t seemed to log on to my window and was totally upset coz I had to deliver something important and the file was in the hard disk but luckily I had a copy of it in my thumb drive.
Uda asked me to hanta to hp center tapi haih, aku manalah reti nak pegi damansara itu, jalan semantan itu so I went to send chloe to a shop near my house.
I told the abang that chloe used some different hard disk but dia ingat aku main-main agaknye, pasal tula besok tu dia telefon and cakap tak boleh siap dalam satu hari sebab dia baru sedar dia takde adapter for that type of had disk.
Finela.
Aku sabar.
The next day I called and he said dah siap tapi bila aku datang tak siapp lagi. By this time he was more frinedly and started to ask me questions such as ” awak dulu belajar jb ye?”,” kerja dekat mana”
Awak belajar dekat jb ye? Sah-sah he went through my pictures file. Demmit. Adakah gambar-gambar terlampau aku simpan disitu? Not that I can think of.
That night, my boss called asking me did I log on to an account of his which is money related yesterday. I told him, I did but that was two days ago and not yesterday.
He told me someone tried to acess the account using different ip so, that ip was logged and was reported to him via email even that person got the login name and password right. There’s only 2 person who know the login name and the password which are my boss and me. Except, I put the information inside chloe.
And chloe was with that abang sengal.
Aku bukan nak tuduhla tapi siapa lagi ye tak?Password and login name tu punyela panjang. Dasar keji betul. Dahla tengok gamba aku, nak try acess account orang pulak. Macamanala melayu nak maju kalau berniaga macam lahanat?
The next day, my boss yangg angin telah menyoal abang sengal but he denied but he refused to look him at the eyes.
“Eh, bahaya tu, boleh siasat tu.”
Lancau engkaulah. Cakap jela engkau ynag buat, taik!. Kau ingat kitorang ni blaja tahap UPSR ke hoh?
When I got chloe back, a file of my picture is missing. Aku tataula missing sebab brontox ke apa tapi apahallak missing? Babilah. Habis semua gambar aku. Tapi nasib baiklah saya yang vain ini mempunyai copy gambar dirinya sendiri di mana-mana. Hihi.
Dahla sukati tuka nama chics to the matrix.
The matrix??
WTF la weyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Haih. Moral of the story. Always back up your file and set password to every PNC file. And hantarlah pc anda ke servis center yang bertauliah.
Dan janganlah jadi sekeji abang itu.
Tiba-tiba I rasa ternoda.
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You know. When I told that I needed excersice tiba-tiba ada seorang budak ynag dengan sesuka hati mengappointkan dirinya sebagai personal trainer ku. My door was knocked on beautiful saturday morning and I was dragged to go for a jog.
Tidakkah hari sabtu meropakan masa untuk tido di waktu pagi? [Walaupun tiada bezanya bagi ku sebenanyelah]
That’s not all. I wanted to have nasik lemak for breakfast but then I was told again and again that nasi lemak has lots of calories and lemaklah. Wahhhhhhhhhh
What is thisss?
Nak nasik lemak!Tetapi tidak mengapa… Kerana during the night, I had my chance to eat more than nasik lemak, celebrating nikkit’s birthday. Happy birthday yang!
Bunnies, last sunday was my sayang cinta hati’s birthday. So, wish her a happiest birthday ever okies?
Happy Birthday Nikkit. Muahss
Bla..bla..
Nikkit apsal kau lambat?
Haha!
Beratkah?
That night was not only for lesbo’s gathering but also for erm..these guys.
Sigh. What is more precious than true friends?
More pictures here.
Lovely Monday bunnies!
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