September 2006

I was on ym yesterday and my cousin, ayang buzzed me. Ni tak lain tak bukan mesti nak gossip. Akak sukeeee. Hell yeah, kami adalah sangat suka bergossip and we are pretty close.

It was as usual until she asked me one question

raja syuhaira: So, emak awak tak menagakah hari ni?
chics: menaga? ohhhhhhhh.awak baca blog akakkkkkkkk? *
raja syuhaira: cerek mekah amat sesuai untuk orang kerdil.
raja syuhaira: tapi saya buka orang kerdil okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
raja syuhaira: wakakakakkaakka
chics: bodowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, awak bacaaa?
raja syuhaira: orang siap PRINT AND BAGI CIK MIMI LAGI!![ cik mimi is her mom]
chics:Bodowwwwwwwwwwww

Tidak. Mengapakah memerint dan mengedarkan sepada semua suku sakat? aksi menggelupur aku adalah tidak boleh dipertontonkan kepada saudara mara kerana sesungguhnya aku ini adalah role model masyarakat setempat. budak yang sangat ilmiah dan geniusssssssssss. Apakah artinya semua ini?

Then I asked her whether her sister, yana read it too.And she answered it penuh dengan gaya.

raja syuhaira: Wakakakakakaka
raja syuhaira: nak tau tak, MAK LONG pon baca!
raja syuhaira: tau..tau aje die baca
chics: shitttttttttttttttttttttttt
chics: terasa macam tak nak balik rumah dah okkkkkkkkk

Oh My God. That was so not kelaka ok. What is so kelaka when your mom read about stuff that you write about her? Dapatkah emakku berimaganisai bagaimana api keluar dari mulutnya? Demmitlahhh.

Ini adalah sungguh mentetaik!!

Sekarang emakku sudah tahu apakah kerja chics ynag sering tekun didepan komputer itu. Ku sangakakan buat ssigment rupa-rupanya.. hohhhhh!!

Hari raya bakal tiba, mungkin belum terlambat meminta maaf kelak.

Ampun mak, emak bukanlah seekor naga, kita insaf.

Ayang, kalau ko report lagiii… kasihanilah kakakmu ini.. hanya manusia kerdil..

* refer to this entry

Note: emak saya sangat baik dan sayangkan saya. Emak telah memasak ikan masak lomak semalam untuk menggantikan ikan keli saya yang basi dimana saya mengejutkannya tengah-tengah malam sambil mengadu ikan keli saya basi. saya sayang emak [harap emak termakan bodekan ini,sekian]

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You know, of all the all months I really love ramadhan [except my birthday monthla, of course]. Like hell, where can you see lots of people going crazy buying foods. Well, to me it’s kind of biasa since I’m always ga-ga over food but yeah, to see people flocked to buy ffoods. And, I love the night atmosphere, i dunnola but to me, ramadhan night, the feeling is always different. Rasa syahdu bila drive lalu tepi masjid and denga orang mengaji and see lots of car bersusun sembahyang terawikh. Also, to see people in kopiah and telekung followed by jolly children running around. I just love that. I don’t know why.

And you and your whole family chattering while waiting for bebuka. The moment that the sound of mengaji stop, you will also stop talking and if you happen to look at the window, it was beautiful. Red sky and nothing but silence.

If people ask me what is syahdu? I will say those things are syahdu.

Oh, I have another syahdu story. I manged to buy pulut panggang and ikan keli salai today. Am I lucky or what? mana taknya, pukul 4.30 aku dah pegi pasar ramadhan. haha. Kira macam balas dendam terhadap tahun lepas.

When I reached home, I salin the ikan into a nice pinggan and simpan did dalam oven coz I had to attend my class. But, fret not I have my pulut pangang yang yummyyyyyyy untuk dimakan dalam kelas although I suspected that itu bukan pulut panggnag tahun lepas sebab orang yg jual dia macam lain tapi hah, pedulik apa aku. Dah teringin k.

Had presentation and bla..bla.. The pulut panggang was ok and yeah, it was not last year’s. Then I thought m I wanted to melepak after class like biasala but hoh, the ikan keli salai was calling meeeeeeeeeeeee.

My ikan keli salai. Yumm

Tapi..tapi..saya adalah sangat syahdu apabila saya membuka oven dan mendapati ikan keli itu telah….

BASI!

Tak termencarut aku..Nasibla bulan puasa.

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