Selamat Hari Kebangsaan Malaysia!

Actually I had drafted a nice entry for merdeka but due to some error it fail to publish dan aku malasssssssss nak retype and I have to do my hantu-hantu presentation now.

Anyway, againn!!

Selamat Menyambut Hari Kebangsaan,
Adakah anda melambangkan bangsa anda?

Orang-orang yang suka makan di rumah orang kawen. Hehe

Went back to my kampung last weekend. Ehe, and I went to one of my relatives wedding just for the sake of ayam masak merah.

I, chicsinred is soo in loveeeeeeeeee with ayam masak merah.

Anyway, the main reason I went back is to discuss about my cousin wedding who is three years old younger than me and I am supposed to be the MC for that day. Ha? Exactly. Well, Darling will get married this merdeka day. Not exactly getting married coz technically she was already married last month kot but the reception is this Thursday. Mula-mula they want me to be pengapit tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sebab aku pendekkkkkkkkkkk and kezen aku cun cam tinggi ala ala model maka aku disuruh jadi MC supaya orang tak ingat aku manusia kerdil. Keji tak keji alasan? Cakap jela tanak bagi aku makan lauk pengantin sebab takut habis. Hah.

The wedding theme is red and white which is fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Darling ko curik wedding theme aku okes. Not only that, even my other kezen Yana was pissed coz that’s supposed to be her wedding theme too. I mean Darling love pink not red and white.Hoh. So Yana was telling me she might go for Red and soft pink which is also a shite sebab kaler tu pon aku dah buat as bekap plan.

Me: Yana, awak tukala kalo lain, akak dah cop dulu. Alif lam lam ha okkkkkkkkkk.
Yana: Ahhhhhhhhh takdo.
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Yana: Ok, kigho sapo copek diola dapek.

Taik.

She is getting married next year and me? Adalah sangat kabur dan berkabus itu ye.

Komfemla die menang okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

And my aunt was telling me, she’s getting us a room in the hotel the night before so we could chill. Alah, tapi aku tau dia bukannya nak suruh aku chill, dia mesti nak suruh aku tolong masukkan telur and apa apa entah lagi tu seme. Chill la sangat.

Adalah sangat malas ok. Sangatttttttttttttt

Haihhhh.
Stress.

Oh, bestnye mahu bermain pantun-pantun semasa hari merdeka!

I was having my marathon telephone conversation with Apek few weeks ago when we talked about heroes or rather the kelakar character in movies.

Malay
Well, I tried to think hard to come out with a name. I was thinking of Saiful Apek but heheI prefer nikkit and he’s too skinny and yeah, not him. Senario? Nooo.Nooooooooooo. Annoying ade, whyla they have to yell? Tak bolehka cakap elok-elok but still make it funny? Dan perlukah Azlee itu membuat muka cacat dan buat mata juling untuk membuat orang gelak? Then..Badul? Euww..Tak klaka ok lawak die tapi aku kan dulu suke jugakla tengok crite badul..Hihihi. Walaupun cerita dia tak bermoral, and he takde itu kesatriaan dan ketrampilan yang menawanla ok. Os? Err.. Next. So finally, I chose the most-favourable- guy-of-all-time, Tan Sri P Ramlee. Although in his movies he will always nak jadi the bestest but he’s lawak still laku until today. I mean, hell..Setiap kali bujang lapuk or any or his comedy movies being aired I can’t understand why I would still enjoy them and gelak macam haram. The comedy is so original and I love to see him menggedik dalam movie bila nampak pompuan.Hehehe.

My favourite movies of him is Panglima Bujang Lapuk. Aku kalau tengok crite tu mesti gelak sampai nak terkencing ok. I think kan Maikel Jekson tiru P ramleela untuk vido clip thriller. Haha. But hey, come on. Siapa tak suka P Ramlee? I even love his song. Getaran Jiwa is the best-est!

English
Ah. There is lots of standing funny actor. Ben Stiller, hmm. He’s ok but not to the level yang I won’t miss seeing his movies but I love something about mary. Jim Carrey? Hmm.. Ace Ventura was ok but after that he kind of annoys me. Like, hello boleh tak kau buat identity yang berbeza untuk setiap movie? Janganlah buat muka sama je ok.But Adam Sandler, I loooooooove. Lawak die memang lawak cacat but hey they do tickle me. But the best thing about him is his movies, no matter how cacat he looked in it they are always some good message. Like Click, oh shit, dia macam gampang dalam crite tu but despite being rich he’s very loyal [which I like] and the will always be a family value. I mean think about Big Daddy, Little Nicky or Mr Deeds. Cuma maybe The Wedding Singer takla family value but hell, that movie was sweet. Still, it can’t beat the sweetness of 50 first date and ehe I got something for drew berrymore also so hands down ok.

Like P ramlee, Adam Sandler always retains a group of actor for his movie. Cuma heroin je yang bertukar the rest of the cast can be seen in previous movie. Think of Rob Schnider, Steve Buschemi and few other guys yang aku tatau namanya apa tah. But lately steve buschemi dah tak berlakon dahla. And one thing that he will carry in his movie is his jewish identity.

Chinese
Aha. Without a doubt this goes to antara lelaki idaman chics, Chow Sin Chee or Stephen Chow, even ada orang kata Jackie Chan kelakar jugak. But heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, nobody could challenge Chow Sin Chee okayyyyyy. Dahla kelakar kacak juga serta ketua kongsi gelap which I looiike alsolah. I love his movies especially his old movies. Lately his movie tak kelakar sangat and more focused to hi tech affect in the movie. Butttttttt.. kalau movie dia dulu-dulu adalah sangat best. Mesti ada satu watak pompuan ynag bertaik lalat besar. Pompuan tu mesti ala-ala keji. And macam Adam Sandler Chow Sin Chee loves to take the in and hottest babe as the heroin tapi yang paling gampang, dalam crite die mesti die macam mula2 ngorat tapi last - last mcm reject awek tu secara baik. Haha. But haihhhhhh…I love him lah walaupun dia suka buat lawak taik and lawak sorok makanan dalam bontot.

Sangat kacak juga. Ohh..eh silap..Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!![mengikut cara chow sin chee]

Hindi
Aha. Ada satu mamat ni, pendek-pendek rambut macam ala curly-curly sket. Aku seres tatau nama dia apa ok tapi dalam crite Hindustan dia mesti ada. Watak dia jelir-jelir lidah sket lepas tu beliak-beliakkan mata. Satu watak yang pasti aku rasa nak pukul-pukul aja. Kau ingat kau comelllllllllllll ke buat macam tuuuuuuu haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh? Sangat tak kelakar ok!!

And that’s why I don’t like to watch Hindustan movies. No, not really. I just don’t like to watch hairy girl kissing another and another hairy man while rolling over the hills with colourful baju and voice like so halus.

But that just me.

Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, since weekend is coming I would like to say

“Happy Weekend!”

and

“Selamat Pengantin Baru kepada Nur Hidayah Ismail aka Ida Amoi”
dengan ucapan sorryla aku tak dapat pegi kawen kau.selamat berkawen and dapat anak macam amoi [sebab ko ngan zairul muka macam pasangan cina.hee]

tataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

“It’s only words, and words are all I have to take your heart away”

Who remember Ronan Keating and his Irish boy band? I do. I used to love Stephen Gately although his looks is quite similar to monkey and he’s gay but I still adore him [mungkin sebab telinga dia sama dengan aku. Haha]. I used to believe that words can do it all but now I don’t like Stephen anymore I prefer Ronan Keating who still sing some lame songs but this time he changed his statement after going solo.

“You say it best, when you say nothing at all”

That’s so true you know.

Have you ever been in the situation where not even a single word in this world could describe you feeling or when you tend to say it out, the words itself kills everything? What about have you been in the situation when you lie on your bed while having your partner lying next to you and the ambiance is so peaceful and the look on his face make everything seemed so perfect? You, even there are a lot of things in your mind, even your heart are screaming of happiness, you tend to smile in secret and exhale every single moment because it is simply magnificent.

And you don’t have to say anything.

I have this penyakit. I love to watch people from far and admire them. So there was this guy staying near where I used to stay during my uni years. To me, his appearance is quite appealing. Fair, hazel eyes and nice smile. I always bumped into him on my way to the kedai or to the swimming pool. Of kosla aku buat-buat tak nampak okeh, janganla harap aku nak stare-stare padahal dalam hati “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!” Adalah chics sungguh menggelatat okk. Haha.

One day, I was walking to where I stay from the parking lot when he walked to me and say “Eh, you are from Johore issit? Johorean always have your style”. I don’t have the fuckest idea what the hell was he trying to say to me but after that I found myself accepting his phone number. The cute guy, the hazel eyes, the sharp nose and nice features yet words kills my excitement. I never called him and never had the same excitement everytime I saw him after that but we had a short tea when he joined me at the mamak and ehe he did visit me at my place once or twice.

What I am trying to say is, I like what I see and I have my own reason for liking it but when someone who I like from distance come and say hi. It means bye bye to me. I don’t know why, don’t ask me. Maybe it kills the beauty in it.

Yours truly do strongly believe words are only words. And worst, some words no matter how special it may sounded will lost it’s magic and power if being over said.

Like sorry. Sikit-sikit nak sori. Bende kecik pon nak sori sampai menyampah aku. Kau ingat aku ni Queen of England ke nak sori banyak-banyak. Have some pridela and save it for something more important. Nanti bila dah ada bende yang lagi besar you say sorry, how am I supposed to value it? Hoh

There are times when I feel like saying something to match the situation but I’m afraid if I say it, It will kills the beauty of it. I’m afraid if I say it, my words doesn’t seemed to be beautiful as what I am feeling or the words will become an ugly ghost later on.

To some people, maybe saying everything is the best way. Why hide if you really feel it? Well, not to me. Often I was hurt by words and I would not want other person who I care hurt by my words although they seemed so mesmerizing but unless it is something true yet hurting because you know, truth hurts, I will tell. But not something yang berbau pengaharapan dan berbau bunga tetapi berunsur penipuan ok.

I rather be seen as someone who tend to say something hurtful but true rather than sweet person but when it comes to words, hanyalah cakap-cakap sahaja.

Plus, you say it best, when you say nothing at all.

Ehem.So, ease your mind and smile. I don’t have to say because I know, you already know.
It’s just a matter of time.

Really.

I forgot my appointment with the hospital this month. Now how am I supposed to go for the surgery next month? Shite.

I am so messed up. Bapak banyak bende nak kene buat and aku ada 2 tangan dan satu otak yang agak tidak berguna. Hehe. Adalah sangat stress sekarang. And aku adalah tak paham kenapa orang masih nak tegur kita dekat YM bila status YM adalah bzzzzzzzzzzz? Hello, tau tak aku adalah barah otak sekaranggggggggggggggggg?Ingat saja-saja ke nak letak?Hah?Cuba jawab skang?

Boleh tak memahami keadaanku ini? Apa ingat aku ni entertainment service provider ke haaaaaaaaaa? Hoh. Sorry teremo but really, I am so fuckingly tied up sampai takde mase nak main game dah. Hoh!!!

Ok, bunnies.Time is running out. Have a good monday.Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

P.S Hi Siti Hasmah, ohh..hobby baru awak baca blog ye?Hehe. Have a nice day. Kirim salam abang awak. Hehe