Taik ok blogger ni. Adalah sangat letih nak mengupdate. Menambahkan hangin hari ini setelah mendapat tau medapat markah yang agak taik untuk comm theories. Kenapa tak boleh bagi saya A dokter?


Hell. And I also realised that I am getting fatter.Kesan dari pemakanan yang sempurna. So to cure my misery I though why not one or two pairs of shoes? But when I reached sacc this brilliant idea of mine said hello.


Why not I start on my dinner diet? Instead of eating berpinggan-pinggan nasik why not I replaced it with something light. Oh I tell yew, I love sacc cold storage. You could get lamost everything there. Biskut beruang sinchan, swiss miss chocolate, pop tarts, yew name it tapiii 1 je takde aitu cheetos, which I so cannot accept.


Initially I wanted to bie seashell macaroni and cheese pasta tapi sekali macam berlemaklah pulakkan and I wanted to buy some clustered almond snacks but that's too sugary. Remeber the aim is tooooo.. diettttttt.


Anyway, I had sushi untuk mengalas perut I mean california roll walaupon macam tak cukup tapi diet punya pasal, mek sanggup nok makan satu je. And then...








Blue cheese sangatlah sedap walaupon baunya adalah macam celake.


Tapi baru aku sedar kemudian yang campuran kalori kedua-duanya adalah sangat tinggi.
Hoh. Tahi


Nevermind, today we will start again. But wait, tomorrowlah coz today is baskin day!!! Hehe

Bunniessssssssssss...


How's your raya? Mine is ok ok ajelahhhhh.






Anyway, to cut it short, let me list what's hot and what's not for this year's raya.


That's hot.

1. Ate at every single houses and they serve not only ketupat and rendang but moreeeeeeeeeee.
2. Only slept at my grandma's house for one day so terlepaslah dari kesangapan. Haha
3. My brother for like 10 years wear full baju melayu with samping.
4. Seken raya mom cooked macaroni cream soup and third raya dad cook biryani pakistan and today udang masak lomak. Hoho.
5. Lepak at Nikkit house until 3 a.m on third raya . Hoho.
   
   

What's not

1. No bunga api for this year.Aku dah carik tapi tak jumpa.
2. My relatives said that my baju raya was obscene. Obsceneee? Hello dah 6 tahun aku tak pakai baju kurung ok..tiba-tiba kene keji obscene.
3. I don't feel the kebestan raya like my childhood years anymore.
4. Killer questions from everyone. Hellooooooooooooooooooo. Perlukah aku berpura-pura terbalikkan meja supaya orang berhenti bertanya?
5. My cousins who kept telling my mum that she shud not menaga.demm yuh ayang.
6. I am fat. The first day of raya I had to unkancing my kain and matikan the zip. Hoh
   

So anyway, pictures are here but tak banyak sebab I was too bz eating rather than taking pictures.


Happy working [although aku tau korang menyampah gila nak keje. hee]

Bunnies.


Actually I have a long entry tapi macam malas nak retype selepas blogger macam taik.


Anyway, I would like to wish you bunnies,

Maaf zahir batin and enjoy your raya.


Muah.Muah

Dr Iqbal called me saying that my operation will be on this friday.


Fuck. I totally forgot. Dahla appointment lansung tak penah pegi. Sebab I terhilangkan appointment kad dia. Boleh?


I told him, can I think about it since it's going to be raya soon and adakah aku mahu raya di hospital? Tidakkah dia tahu aku terlalu ingin makan rendang dan ketupat di semuaaaa rumah. And hendak melawa dengan baju raya eventhough aku terasa bagaiman aku mungkin tiada baju raya kerana baju itu ala-ala macam tak sempat siap.Hoh!


Anyway, Dr Iqbal called again and said whether I would like to postpone my operation and he will ask Dr. Megat to reschedule.Oh man. I love Dr. Megat sebab dia cute okeh. Macam bulau bulat macam tu. Comellllllllllllll. Oh, anyway, he had to postpone cause got other more important case. Some other serious cancer case.


Which I dun really mind.


Ye nampak tak macam aku tengah bercakap mentetaik sekarang?

Ini adalah kerana berasa ceria did dalam gundah.


Ceria kerana exam dah habis dan gundah kerana mungkin kene buat semua term paper PR.



Sungguh tidak cukup ruang untuk mencarut disini okehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.




Btw besok nak pegi jalan TARRRRRRRRRRRR.


Semua sekali... Yeayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Chocolate nougat. I call your name in my dreams.

Yes. Mr Ros Kamal is back. For Hari Raya. With chocolates and candies and some weird looking African chairs.

But I like them all including his presence for Hari Raya.

And oh. Last night.. last night he cooked his signature dish, jering masak sambal telur or joghing samba tolo which I can never say no to. Dahla kenot say no. Tambah 3 pinggan some more.

To compliment that dish, he added udang masak tempoyak. Extra cili padi.

With sweet succulent crunchy onions.

Air liur meleleh memang sampai 1 besen ok.

Hmm. If I would have to choose between chilis and jering masak telur..

It would always be jering masak telur.

Triple play, you can wait.

Oh no. I must eat again.

Setaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp.

You know, I can't believe that I didn't have a single breakfasting session with the tetek. Tina called me yesterday asking whether I would like to join her and Nikkit. I would love too but celake kerja aku tak siap lagi.


I am so sad. I really want to breakfast with Tina this year for erm..some reasonla. And I missed that. She will be balik kampung this friday and my paper habis rabu and thursday, Nikkit got another plan.


I am saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.


Babilah, tahun depan sape je tinggal nak layan aku. Ahhhhhhhh.
Tertekan.






Anywaykan, walaupun I am sedih but I sempat to blog whorring and found this on miss anne blog.





Gilalah. Muka aku ada macam Paris Hilton. Haha.
Tapi jangan ketawa dulu.


Kenapa muka aku banyak yang sama dengan amoi sekarangggggg?
Penat aku besarkan mata aku okes?


Tapi nasib baik takde gamba amelina.
Kalau tidak...


Mesti you bunnies dengan gembiranya mengeji aku.
Heh.

Picture this scenario. You can't sleep for two consecutive days due to diarrhea and you have 3 major assignments lining up. And your final is coming up, dimana korang tak tau sepatah haram pon sebab mase lecture ,ermm..bergossip atau bermain sms.


Menggulupur tak ingat. Mana nak berak lagi, nak siapkan assignment, nak blaja. Rasa macam nak mengamuk tapi tak tau dekat sapa.


The solution?


Theraphy. Self indulge.



















Ok sekarang aku betul-betul menggulupur sebab tinggal aku ada sampai pukul 7 nak hanta assignment.


Dan juga bagaimanakah hendak menyorokkan beg dan kasut itu kerana emak mungkin akan menaga when she finds out I bought more shoes and bag.

Hohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


Happy Monday bunnies!

Aha. Before I start, lemme introduce my new partner sojinred. She's a hottie but unfortunetly she's mine. Hehe.


Anyway, I would like to continue the tag from elene. So here it goesssss.




5 things I would do if I were a millionaire:

• + buy 30 pairs of shoes and 30 bags a month so that I can changed them everyday.

• + built a shelter for cats not like spca but you knowla..like the celebrity style.

• + go around the world and tangkap gamba banyak-banyak and letak dalam fotopages for you bunnies to see.

• + have boobs implant. Haha

• + set up chicsinred foundations for singleton who are not married or for those who in need of love and attention , I mean when they get old. Like, tak ada orang sayang? Marilah kita saling sayang menyayang.
  

5 bad habits:

• + tarik rambut gatal.layan okesssssssss.

• + suka mengentut secara senyap. Boleh?

• + suka mengurat dan menstare perempuan cantik *sigh

• + pergi jogging serta membeli dumbel and after that eat like loads of baskin.

• + mencarut like nobody's business
  

5 things I hate doing:

• + assignments! Macam taikla banyaknya.

• + folding clothes. Oh my God, could someone like come out with a folding clothes
  machine please?

• + membaca blog orang dan menyedari, celake. Apasalla style macam aku je yang tulis ni? Hoh! Lepas tu claim die dah memang tulis macam tu. Mentetaik itu.

• + answering questions "kenapa still single?" or "bila nak kawen" or "you suke lelaki
  yang macamana?"

• + layaning people on YM when I already put the bz sign. Tak kiut ok buat macam tu. Seres tak kiut.
  

5 things I will never do:

• + neglect my mom.

• + merempit walaupun agak menyintai lagu rempit. [contoh lagu yang dicintai:semalam yang hangat- wings. Ohhh rempitttt]

• + change my religion

• + berscandal dengan the teteks husband or boyfriend. Even when I think of it..euw.

• + memakai kasut getah yang apa ke nama die..crocodile sandals ke apa tah. Keji. Mengapa perlu kelihatan seperti itu di shopping malls?
  

5 things I regret doing:

• + berurusan cinta dengan lelaki-lelaki yang haiyah.. hanya mementingkan kesehatan kote mereka sahaja.

• + not studying hard enough for SPM. Kalau tak aku dah jadi dokter ok..dokterrr

• + tak suka minum susu masa kecik .Kalau tak mesti aku dah tinggi okesssss.

• + saying something to hurt other people when eventually it came back to hurt me

• + melayan orang-orang yang akhirnya menyebabkan aku naik darah. Mengapakahh?
  

5 favourite toys or things:

• + moneyyyyyyyyy. Ehe

• + internets

• + cats.like ngiauuuu

• + stila make ups

• + lingerie. Lovely lovely lingeries
  

5 people I choose to do this:

• + nell [don't be upset. Some people are born idiot]

• + naz [I miss yew, boleh?]

• + anne [babe, saya miss awak juge ye]

• + miss aida :)

• + siapa-siapa yang nak buat
  

Actually I wanted to ask picha or izan to do it. But they are gone. I mean their blog. What a pity, I looove their blog. Full of originality.


Anyway, happy weekend bunnies!

And I love mistress chics!!


She picked me up!!! And she put me down!!!! And if I add another exclamation mark my karma will go up!!!!!


I hate boys! And I love girls! Boys are smelly and hairy, girls are niceny and like dairy.


Speaking of which, chics is a girl, and I like her. A lot lot a lot. GottaLovvaLotta!

I wanted to write last night, but my mind was out of sight!


But she spoke to me today; she said she's here to stay.


So I'm here to say I'll write soon enough, just not too early and never too late.


Oh and my boobs are bigger than hers. I have to have SOMETHING better than her.

Bunnies.


I didn't realise that we are moving fast towards raya until my brother started to tell me that he wanted to go to jalan TAR. Oh, I love jalan TAR during puasa time but it is too crowded for me. Kalau aku pegi, komfirm aku menjerit-jerit tengah jalan [tapi aku rasa aku akan pegi.haha]


Anyway, another indicator that raya is coming is when u heard lagu raya everywhere.I love lagu raya but only the old ones except a few which are m.nasir stau hari di hari raya and mamat-ku mohon ke ape ke tajuknye tu. Yang lain-lain macam hampas ok.


But, my favourite is dendang perantau and a song from sudirman. Nasib baik aku sengal tak dapat blaja oversea, kalau tak komfem meraung bila denga lagu itu.


So. What is your feveret lagu raya? And why?
Kamon aku tau korang semua sengalllll.


Anyway, saya tujukan lagu ini kepada bas di sweden, fahimi di sudan, umi di UK, yah juga di UK dengan ucapan "Tak apa balik nanti boleh minum air tebu puas-puas".

Hello Bunnies,


Exam tadi adalah sangat celake. Aku lansung tak paham kehendak soalan sepatah haram. Nasib baik ada abang bachok. Itu pon aku masih harus buatkan biskut raya untuk membodek lecturer itu.[terpaksalah aku paksa mak aku buat besok. haha]


Anyway, the whole day I can't seemed to focus on the notes. Otak adalah sudah tepu. Lantas bermain-main dengan komputer dan terjumpa game ini.


Sangat best dan boleh menghilangkan tension. Adakah anda lapar dan tension? Jika jawapannya ye, marilah bermain game ketam ini beramai ramai-ramai. Selain dari pada kiut, ketam ini juga bewarna merah dan dapat mempercepatkan masa agar cepat korang semua bolek balik dan pergi ke pasar ramadhan.


Taikla.


Aku rasa aku boleh fail, sial.


Macamana ni?

My comm theories paper is tomorrow.


Theories is about memorizing every single word.
Every single f***ing word and i am very bad at memorising everything.


What is onthology anyway? And epistemology and axiology?
Doesn't make sensela ok?
Howla to hafal kalau tak faham?


Taik.


You know..suddenly I remembered an old movie where some of the dialogue is like this


"Bachok..dimana kau bachokkkk"

Anyway, for my international comm, the final exam is a take-home exam. Meaning you can do your exam at home and hand it before 7, next monday. Atleast 30 pages long.


At first I was delighted coz I don't have to memorise anything but theeeennn i realised. Shite another assignment.


Baru tadi masa kelas aku duduk dekat tangga pasal stress pasal assignment. Boleh pulak tengah aku asyik menangis lecturer aku keluar.


He: Ha chics, tak buka?
Me: Heheh, Dr.pegila dulu.
He: Yang hang menangih awatnya?
Me: Manade laaaa
He: Hang jangan cuba nak sorok. Dah pegi makan.


Celake. Habis imej aku sebagai perempuan macho.


I have assigments like every single week with extensive research sebab aku tak suke keje aku macam haram and it had to be atleast 20 pages long.


Gilalahkan kalau aku tak stress. Dahla aku ni emo, so harusla stress.


Tula, dah tau kuat nangis gatal jugak nak blaja.
Sekarang kan dah takde sape nak pujuk.


Oiii, cepatla pujukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Title: Larut

Singer: Dewa

I know that it's keji to put video clip on your blog but hell, i totally love this song apakan lagi ditambah dengan dewa la yang nyanyi. Tangkap lelehh wa cakap luu[rempit]. Lirik dia layan okes.

Apatah lagi kalau denga lepas sahur masa subuh.. pehhh.. macam jewang tak hengatla kann.

Anyway, I want to dedicate this song to my one and only love.. MJ

*meow..meoww*

[alih suara: kakak sayang awak]

I changed my normal place to bind my papers and to photocopy although the workers were extremely pleasant and they did their job skillfully. They even carried my heavy papers to the car until one of them asked me out.


"Tunggu saya beli makanan sama-sama. Jom buka puasa sama-sama?"



What? That was so awkward. Can people just be nice and not get this kind of things?



So yesterday I went to the other shop instead where a man aged late 40's to his 50's took my papers where he agreed to bind them for me. I think he's an Indonesian, from the way he spoke. Sure I said, even the fact that I had to repeat what I want few times.



Since my class was having a pot luck, I paced up to the nearest pasar ramadhan only to find nothing really called my name. Oh, I ended buying murtabak johor from pasar ramadhan at the stadium.





Anyway, after not succeeding in finding anything to buy at sec 2, I went back to get my papers only to find another worker, a girl approached me after she talked to the old man. The old man looked at me but then avoided making any eye contact .


Girl: Kak, kerjanya sudah silap tebuk.
Me: Ha?
Girl: Sudah ditebuk terbalik *showing me my paperwork where the holes were being punched at the right side instead of the left side.
Me: Habis tu macamana sekarang? Takkan saya nak print balik? Tebal ni. *Thunderstorm is coming.
Girl: Err.. Saya potong ajalah bahagian yang salah tu.Boleh?
Me: Kalau tak boleh pon, saya kena jugakkan?



The girl said nothing and took away my paperwork. Hell, cacatlah kerja ku! I mean, knowing me of course I will go ballistic but when I saw the old man face yang terkulat-kulat, I suddenly felt sorry for him. He must be feeling so scared at this moment. I could see that he's trying to look busy when actually he's doing nothing, organizing papers which were obviously neatly arranged. I mean, he must be someone's dad and someone's parent.



Out of no where I thought about my mum. I wouldn't want anyone to menaga to my mum and make her feel so guilty and scared. I mean, he might be tired and can't focus and he's old so..yeah.



But one thing I don't understand, how could you let your parents work when they obviously need to enjoy the rest of their life . Yet, everyone have their own side of story.



The girl insisted to give me discount but gua tak sampai hati la pulak babe. Mesti nanti gaji pacik tu kene tolak or something like that so I paid the full price even though ehe my paperwork was senget benget [which aku tak sanggup nak tengok lama-lama].



I was sad. Because my paper work was ugly and I hateeeeeeeeeeee to see my kerja macam celake and I was sad sebab aku dah termarah pakcik itu.



But I was sad no more after I saw this.. at stadium




Made in kg melayu majidee, jb [atleast that's what I've been told]. Tidakkah dia tahu aku sudah berputus asa? So, how does it taste like? Like the real air kathira, except no selasih but that's good enough. Lepas ni nak beli yang storebi pulak. Haha



And my kind lecture bake this for us.




At the end of the day I felt happier.


The question is.. Will I go back to the same place to bind my remaining papers? I don't think so. I don't think I can look at the man's face coz even thinking of him make me feel guilty and ehe, I don't think I want my papers disalah tebuk lagi. Tidak.



So, will go back to the usual kedai and will tell the guy who asked me out that I can't berbuka with him coz I want to berbuka with my husband and my kid.



Korang rasa dia percaya tak?

I am so fucking panic now.


Do we have any pills for staying awake 24/7 without feeling tired at all. I really need that since my comprehension is somewhat nilch and my the papers are shouting.


Fuck.


Or atleast a de-stress or any de-panic pills.


Friendly gestures or cute emoticons on messengers are not welcome.
Only those who are panicking are allowed to share the agony.


Shoes, chocolates, make up, food can wait.


I am putting on my specs now. Start working!

You know, I am not slavering at the ikan keli salai anymore, for some weird cause. Instead I'm sooo into the Datuk Keramat nasi lemak kukus. God. The choice of paru goreng and daging goreng rangup along with telur goreng with slightly cair yolk are more salivating.


Like sluuurpppppppp

Pick your choice

So anyway, I finished eating up that mouthwatering meal throughout my 45 minutes break when my coursemate, Maisara asked me a question


Maisara: Chics, berapa umur kau?
Me: He? 26 la.
Maisara: Haa? Ye ke?
Me: Apsalla?
Maisara: Betulke? Aku ingat kau baru grad!
Me: Apa, kau ingat aku 23 ke?
Maisara: Yelah! Kau nampak muda.


Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!


Did you read that bunnies?


She taught that I'm younger. Well, in fact someone even thought I was 17 [eceh, ala-ala malu tapi cam belagak] when me and my mum was eating buffer at Blue Wave. Haha.

But, on the other hand, she might saw me as someone.. immature.
Mungkin seperti kanak-kanak riang.
Atau..belum masak ranum.


Ahh, persetankan.


Anyway Mai, I love youlahhhhh even you gave me the fever of yours.


The fact that all of us know that it's a lie, it still soar my mood to start on my PR assignment. Hehe.


Sukeeeeee.

Yeay!


But the excursion for the Raya shoes, bags, jewellery and errr..anything that can be bought will continue.. So be hold!


*Background music: Someone is crying silently, of agony.